WARNING ALL MAINLANDERS: Tasmania is officially entering the VFL in 2026! FLY, YOU FOOLS!

[Jazny]

REGARDEZ, MÉCRÉANTS ! L'EQUIPE DE TASMANIA EST ICI !

Next season you will all tremble under a thick dome of white jasmine at the thought of your VFL teams entering our strange island! Your desperate prayers to Ganesh will go unanswered! They limp back home defeated, gravel rashed and demoralised with but a minute taste of what is to come from Tasmania when we enter the AFL in 2028! ISLAND DEFENDED!

First we come for the VFLW and you will do nothing because you don't watch VFLW because you're incredibly sexist, then we come for the VFL and you will do nothing because you literally can't stop us, and in 2028 we are coming for all of your AFL teams!

TREMBLE WITH FRIGHT!

Imagine this song echoing like a war chant through the cool fresh Tasmanian air as your team's legs wobble as they try to muster the courage to run out on to the Tasmania soil.


It's not too late, you can still petition for your team to forfeit the VFL before we get here in 2026.

Tasmania to enter VFL and VFLW in 2026

Tasmania Football Club will field teams in the VFL and VFLW in 2026

www.afl.com.au

 

[JoseMourinho]

ok

 

[Chronz]

Tl;dr.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I would rather be a Chernobyl mutant than Tasmanian

 

[Footy Is Good]

Yeah whatever

 

[Jazny]

ok

Tl;dr.

Yeah whatever

This is an extremely exciting time for me and I will not be mocked for my mild exuberance right now!

I would rather be a Chernobyl mutant than Tasmanian

If that's what you have to tell yourself to cope with being a Chernobyl victim then I won't take that away from you

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Still won't get the stadium built.

 

[Footy Is Good]

Can't wait for Tassy to swim over and play us at the G.

popcorn.

 

[JoseMourinho]

so when will tassy win a final?

 

[Footy Is Good]

so when will tassy win a final?

When they play Freo in one, like everybody else.

 

[Chronz]

Can't wait for Tassy to swim over and play us at the G.

popcorn.

They probably won't be coming here for quite a few years. We are always used to bolster these minnow interstater startups.

 

[Footy Is Good]

They probably won't be coming here for quite a few years. We are always used to bolster these minnow interstater startups.

It's gonna be cool

#free%

 

[TheGoatBaron]

 

[JoseMourinho]

When they play Freo in one, like everybody else.

I don't recall Fremantle being everyone's bunnies for their first wins these days. Port Adelaide however...

 

[Jazny]

I don't recall Fremantle being everyone's bunnies for their first wins these days. Port Adelaide however...

Why can't you be happy that your captain's home state has a team?

 

[JoinDate]

 

[Xtreme]

Tasmania to enter VFL and VFLW in 2026

Tasmania Football Club will field teams in the VFL and VFLW in 2026

www.afl.com.au

The Kangaroos and Eagles breathe a sigh of relief

They're about to lose a race to the wooden spoon by the Tassie Devils!

 

[Jazny]

The Kangaroos and Eagles breathe a sigh of relief

They're about to lose a race to the wooden spoon by the Tassie Devils!

I was going to make a joke about my team stealing all your good players then I saw you support Hawthorn and I couldn't think of any...

 

[Xtreme]

I was going to make a joke about my team stealing all your good players then I saw you support Hawthorn and I couldn't think of any...

 

[the avoca drover]

I love Tasmania, beautiful place, but you’re not doing it any favours Jazny.

 

[Freofalcon]

I would rather be a Chernobyl mutant than Tasmanian

Don’t they both have two heads?

 

[Jazny]

I love Tasmania, beautiful place, but you’re not doing it any favours Jazny.

Thank you for registering your fear in this thread. It has been noted.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Why can't you be happy that your captain's home state has a team?

We need to keep him away from Tassy - Alex stays until he retires!

 

[V23]

So Tasmania is joining the Victorian Football League.

Jazmania mooching off the mainland is nothing new

 

[Smeg Head]

Since Tassie existed long before Victoria, in recognition of this momentous occasion it should be renamed to the Van diemens Football League. Won't even have to change any of the logos.