Society & Culture Was Jesus actually just on a massive bender at Easter?

[Cricket444]

Drinking wine, waking up in a cave three days later, impregnating an apparent virgin, everyone with beards.....probably sounds familiar to an out of control weekend for many...

Just saying....theres no evidence anything metaphysical actually happened.

 

[The_Reaper]

Drinking wine, waking up in a cave three days later, impregnating an apparent virgin, everyone with beards.....probably sounds familiar to an out of control weekend for many...

Just saying....theres no evidence anything metaphysical actually happened.

Not easter bro

 

[A Swallow]

If you could turn water into wine, you would have fairly regular three-day benders I'd imagine, and wake up in numerous unknown locations. Completely plausible.

 

[Caesar]

Not easter bro

Not Jeebus either.

 

[kfc1]

lol, ffs, that was his dad

 

[Messenger]

Don't tell me he didn't get to at least third plate with Mary Magdelene.

 

[Plugger35]

You might have a point, Jesus did get hammered on Good Friday after all.

If you could turn water into wine, you would have fairly regular three-day benders I'd imagine, and wake up in numerous unknown locations. Completely plausible.

That would be a handy trick when all the pubs and bottle shops are closed on Good Friday and Christmas Day and you've run out of booze.

 

[EasternTiger]

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they post

 

[Messenger]

You might have a point, Jesus did get hammered on Good Friday after all.
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You've nailed it.

 

[I bleed Blue]

lol, ffs, that was his dad

Gee, you cant crucify the OP for that can you?

 

[BarneyBent]

You've nailed it.

That was a well executed pun.

 

[Hue_Jars]

That was a well executed pun.

Touche Turtle

 

[Messenger]

That was a well executed pun.

Thank you. Comic timing is my cross to bear.

 

[boncer34]

You might have a point, Jesus did get hammered on Good Friday after all.



That would be a handy trick when all the pubs and bottle shops are closed on Good Friday and Christmas Day and you've run out of booze.

Bottle shops still close Christmas?

 

[Caesar]

This is terrible. I wash my hands of you all.

 

[SugarShane]

Probably a fair chance he was Aussie. Wakes up Sunday from his bender and realises it's Monday tomorrow, "I'm having Monday off too!"

 

[Piss Poor]

So what your trying to say is Jesus had a overdose and came back alive hmmmmm interesting. But what would explain the Easter bunny, hang on it all coming together now. Magic mushrooms.

Jesus is hardcore like Ben Cousins