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... provide Adelaide with good players. First, McLeod. Pavlich next! 
We exist to........................
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.....be a Carr wrecker.
........ stop West Coast
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We exist because some at the AFL got absolutely smashed one night
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No no, I think you've all missed the point. There was a spelling and syntax error in the first post (and how unlike me to spot that....!!!).
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"We exist, too!!"
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We exist so that our poor poor boys that get drafted interstate can come home for more money and lower expectations.
We exist to take other clubs top mid-fielders and turn the into zombie's
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We exist to roll up and have a kick
We have existed to have a ten year rebuilding programme (although that would imply that we have something to rebuild on!)
The AFL is running a Most Memorable Moments contest at the moment and whilst there are some beauties I am disappointed that three moments involving the Shockers have not been included namely:
1.Scott “Calipers” Thornton runs through the centre in the recent game against the Tiggers and then trips over losing the ball as it dribbles away while he clambers after it on all fours. That moment was sheer gold and needs to be recognised as such. Calipers runs like he is towing a caravan, kicks like a ******* octopus and his skill level is the same as Mick Martyn is attractive.
2.The centerfold spread that Paul “Free Willy” Hasleby did for the West Australian Newspaper. Free Willy later explained that his philosophy in life is to let it all hang out.
3.Damien “Where’s Wally” Drum announcing to assembled media that he was resigning as Shockers coach only to be told by a journalist that it had already been announced that he was being sacked. This moment established new highs in football administration.
We have existed to have a ten year rebuilding programme (although that would imply that we have something to rebuild on!)
The AFL is running a Most Memorable Moments contest at the moment and whilst there are some beauties I am disappointed that three moments involving the Shockers have not been included namely:
1.Scott “Calipers” Thornton runs through the centre in the recent game against the Tiggers and then trips over losing the ball as it dribbles away while he clambers after it on all fours. That moment was sheer gold and needs to be recognised as such. Calipers runs like he is towing a caravan, kicks like a ******* octopus and his skill level is the same as Mick Martyn is attractive.
2.The centerfold spread that Paul “Free Willy” Hasleby did for the West Australian Newspaper. Free Willy later explained that his philosophy in life is to let it all hang out.
3.Damien “Where’s Wally” Drum announcing to assembled media that he was resigning as Shockers coach only to be told by a journalist that it had already been announced that he was being sacked. This moment established new highs in football administration.
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we exist to keep mt buller from overcrowding on even years
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Jeaks Feral Power said:
GOLD.......24 C.........The man with the golden pen
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crowie said:
LOL
Nice work!!!!!
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We exist because even the AFL needs a comedy act.
The Shockers clearly shop at K-Mart coz they have no idea where the nearest Target is.
They always starte the season strongly before disappearing like Harold Holt! They lack toughness and as an example look no further than Paul “Eddie Munster” Medhurst who when it comes to chasing and getting the hard balls is certainly no Elton John.
Why is this team so inept? Look no further than coach Chris “Dumb Boy” Connolly who said last year that making the finals isn't the only yardstick for success. On this measure the Shockers look like overachieving for the second season in a row. Tiggers and Hawthorn have excelled this season. This comment last year came after earlier in the season stating that the clash between the Saints and the Shockers was a battle of the heavyweights and how these two teams were going to be forces in the competition for years to come. Well the Saints will but the Shockers continue to tread water as well as a man with no arms or legs. They would be out of their depth in a car park puddle. The most overrated, underachieving team in the competition bar none.
The Shockers clearly shop at K-Mart coz they have no idea where the nearest Target is.
They always starte the season strongly before disappearing like Harold Holt! They lack toughness and as an example look no further than Paul “Eddie Munster” Medhurst who when it comes to chasing and getting the hard balls is certainly no Elton John.
Why is this team so inept? Look no further than coach Chris “Dumb Boy” Connolly who said last year that making the finals isn't the only yardstick for success. On this measure the Shockers look like overachieving for the second season in a row. Tiggers and Hawthorn have excelled this season. This comment last year came after earlier in the season stating that the clash between the Saints and the Shockers was a battle of the heavyweights and how these two teams were going to be forces in the competition for years to come. Well the Saints will but the Shockers continue to tread water as well as a man with no arms or legs. They would be out of their depth in a car park puddle. The most overrated, underachieving team in the competition bar none.
Toots Hibbert said:
Awesome! Don't worry though, give them a couple of years and you can buy them back at a rock-bottom price, fully rested and refreshed.
It's known as the "Croad Manoeuvre".
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Nothing to do with this thread I know, but that is brilliant. If port can do it, why can't we? as well as other teams?
"We exist to make spurious claims about premierships"
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Nothing to do with this thread I know, but that is brilliant. If port can do it, why can't we? as well as other teams?
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