West Coast Eagles misspelled on Rich's contract

[Haggis McHaggis]

It seems almost impossible, but the Eagles seem to have printed Brisbane Lions instead of their own title on Rich's new two year deal. Having filed the deal at AFL house, Adrian Anderson has announced that, due to such a pitiful error, the Eagles would not get the player they so coveted.

Don't worry Eagles. We'll keep him in good nick so you can all get in a froth next time he comes out of contract. Might be an idea to get the company letterheads checked in the mean time. Wouldn't wanna do the same with young Gaff coming out of contract

 

[Bender_]

*misspelt

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Lol, we don't even need him in our midfield any more, hope he enjoys the rest of his career at the foot of the ladder

 

[Jade's]

It seems almost impossible, but the Eagles seem to have printed Brisbane Lions instead of their own title on Rich's new two year deal. Having filed the deal at AFL house, Adrian Anderson has announced that, due to such a pitiful error, the Eagles would not get the player they so coveted.

Don't worry Eagles. We'll keep him in good nick so you can all get in a froth next time he comes out of contract. Might be an idea to get the company letterheads checked in the mean time. Wouldn't wanna do the same with young Gaff coming out of contract

LOL @ Haggis making a football related thread for a change...pity it is a shit one

 

[The Dodger]

It seems almost impossible, but the Eagles seem to have printed Brisbane Lions instead of their own title on Rich's new two year deal. Having filed the deal at AFL house, Adrian Anderson has announced that, due to such a pitiful error, the Eagles would not get the player they so coveted.

Don't worry Eagles. We'll keep him in good nick so you can all get in a froth next time he comes out of contract. Might be an idea to get the company letterheads checked in the mean time. Wouldn't wanna do the same with young Gaff coming out of contract

Yeah cause why would he have wanted to stay at Brisbane on his own accord, right? a mistake by naming the club that he is staying at seems the only plausible conclusion

 

[Lockyer24]

Plenty of dwarves in the forest, Eagles

 

[Haggis McHaggis]

*misspelt

If you want to butcher the Engrish language, sure.

 

[Forward Press]

Meh, I'm sure with the mining boom in WA we can find another forklift somewhere.

 

[Bender_]

If you want to butcher the Engrish language, sure.

They're both correct actually. I'm just bored.

 

[rhinowce]

Meh he's just a clone of Jake king no big loss..

 

[Haggis McHaggis]

LOL @ Haggis making a football related thread for a change...pity it is a shit one

Get over me princess. You'll never be a patch. There's no shame in it.

 

[Bender_]

On a side note, did the Lions re-sign Mitch Clark?

 

[Haggis McHaggis]

They're both correct actually. I'm just bored.

Not a worry. Westies are at a serious disadvantage trying to spell out words by sounding them. Must be a stack of stuff in the dead letter offices over there that never made it to Maaanjrah

 

[Haggis McHaggis]

On a side note, did the Lions re-sign Mitch Clark?

Who?

 

[Haggis McHaggis]

Lol, we don't even need him in our midfield any more, hope he enjoys the rest of his career at the foot of the ladder

Well that kind of talk won't encourage him to stay will it.

 

[Knackers26]

Ouch, reality says you are mad at this decision Haggis, I would be.
Couldve got at 4th rd pick off the coasters for him during trade week

 

[Bender_]

Hmmm, it seems Haggis may be right, but some of the blame needs to reside with Rich also:

www.alf.com.au/stumpyarmsmanchildmisled

Daniel Rich has confessed that he signed his new contract with the Brisbane Lions mistakenly due to a problem with his depth perception. Rich believes that he was intentionally misled into signing the incorrect contract, blaming his stumpy arms on his inability to read the contract correctly due to a loss of focus.

"Well, I generally have to get someone else to hold things up for me to read as when I hold reading material in my own hands it is in too close a vicinity to my face causing the words to become blurry. Unfortunately I trusted my manager to read over the documents before I signed them, now I'm stuck in Brisbane for another year at least."

Rich has before spoken of his plight with his short arms, a genetic disorder linked to a Great Great Grandmother who bore an illegitimate child to a Tyranasaurus after a one night stand.

 

[T2B_]

^ Genuine LOL

 

[Plugger35]

If it's an Arm's length contract it would have to be a short one.

 

[Haggis McHaggis]

He's just confused because he hadn't been out on his rock long enough when he gave that interview. He probably would've eaten the journo had his blood been sufficiently warmed.

 

[thewest]

Yay! Never wanted him in our team anyways! We already have a big head little body man by the name of Swift.

You guys can have him if you like?

 

[TRAWP]

A thread of genuine lulz has appeared.

 

[Josh Wineduck]

But, but, but ... all the players hate crazy Vossy!

 

[Haggis McHaggis]

Yay! Never wanted him in our team anyways! We already have a big head little body man by the name of Swift.

You guys can have him if you like?

Swift looks more like the progeny of man & giraffe to me. Kinda like someone stuck some hair on top of a neck and painted on some eyes & a mouth.

You guys should hold on to him to maintain your equal opportunity employer cred.

 

[Duritz]

Hey Haggis I was led to believe the deal on Rich to WCST was "90% done"?

Like the Bay 13 MVP voting, I'm confused.

Further, Haggis, did I hear that Leuenberger, AKA the best young ruckman in the comp by a mile, re-signed also? And Polec, Harwood and the great man Karnezis?

How is this possible?? I thought Crazy Vossy was driving them AWAY, not keeping them for a massive premiership tilt in a couple of years??