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Puts on best George Dubya Texan accent ...

Ladies and Gentlemen on the afternoon of Thursday, 12th December, 2002 Australian time, BigFooty was maliciously and delibrately attacked. Virtual terrorism struck right into the heart of BigFooty disrupting the site and the lives of hundreds of innocent BigFooty viewers.

You can be rest assured that Bluey and boys have notified the relevant authorities who are currently on the case. Ladies and Gentlemen, let me you assure that the people who perpetrated this sinister crime will be caught and will be punished, you can run but you cannot hide!

It is presumptious at this point in time to accurately determine who the culprit of this malicious act was but we have not ruled out this act of virtual terrorism being the work of FJD. This act having all the trademarks of a professional, mobile and highly organised troll.

It is timely to remind at this point in time as we embark on our war against trollism, any person caught harbouring or aiding a troll, will also be punished. You are either with us or you are against us!

Thank you and God speed!
 
I was shocked when I got this email

From: BreakingNews@MAIL.CNN.COM

Subject: CNN Breaking News
Date: Fri, 13 Dec 2002 09:08:03 -0500

-- Australian Rules football site Bigfooty.com has experienced a callous attack which has meant a sharp increase in the productivity of office workers around the country. Authorities are working frantically to restore normal service, al Qaeda involvement is suspected.

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Originally posted by Sydneyfan
Puts on best George Dubya Texan accent ...

Ladies and Gentlemen on the afternoon of Thursday, 12th December, 2002 Australian time, BigFooty was maliciously and delibrately attacked. Virtual terrorism struck right into the heart of BigFooty disrupting the site and the lives of hundreds of innocent BigFooty viewers.
Now, why would anyone want too do anything like that too Bigfooty??? :rolleyes:
 
Dubya again ...

Ladies and Gentleman, further to my previous statement, we have launched an investigation into whether this act of virtual terrorism was linked in any way to a provocative web publication released earlier that day. We are examining whether this publication activated 'sleeper' troll groups to launch an attack on BigFooty. We will also investigate as to whether we could have done more to prevent this calamity occuring and address precautions in case of future attacks.

I have taken the liberty of naming rogue trolls, MrBoy/Mate etc., Mags and FJD - previously booted on numerous occasions as an Axis of Evil due to their previous exploits. The members of the Axis of Evil seek to destroy the very fabric of BigFooty's existence and as a consequence, no one is safe from their attacks!

Again, the perpetrators will be brought to justice, dead or alive! ;)

Yours,

George W
 
Re: I was shocked when I got this email

Originally posted by Showbag
-- Australian Rules football site Bigfooty.com has experienced a callous attack which has meant a sharp increase in the productivity of office workers around the country
Hell yes - Friday at work was intolerable. Without BigFooty, I had to actually do some work...
 

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