What Melbourne's Missing

[melbournemartin]

What do you think we are missing? Let's go for 1 line responses for each missing thing and try to break it up with some more jokey ones as it could get a bit depressing if we only listed serious things.

For starters.

- Fast, line-breaking midfielder
- Chin on McLean's face
- Dominant full forward
- Ruckman who does things around the ground (Jamar was superb in the actual ruck contests though)

 

[Demon 86]

Optimistic supporters!

We just had a win for gods sake! Cant we wait at least 25 hours before we think about the bad things related to our team!

 

[ExTasDeeMan]

- A super hot Number 1 Ticket holder with mad cans.

 

[Karl Pilkington]

Experience
Better facilities and injury/endurance training programs
time

The talent is well and truly there already imo. Scully or no Scully, this team has some very good young blokes in it.

 

[stickman11]

Allen Jackovich Loved whacko jacko

 

[master bate]

Blease
Your mum's
Watts
Meesen

 

[Dez!]

Experience
Better facilities and injury/endurance training programs
time

The talent is well and truly there already imo. Scully or no Scully, this team has some very good young blokes in it.

Haven't we got them at Casey already or are they on the way still?

 

[StingaArmstrong]

- Patience

 

[unstable punt]

What do you think we are missing? Let's go for 1 line responses for each missing thing and try to break it up with some more jokey ones as it could get a bit depressing if we only listed serious things.

For starters.

- Fast, line-breaking midfielder
- Chin on McLean's face
- Dominant full forward
- Ruckman who does things around the ground (Jamar was superb in the actual ruck contests though)

star fast line-breaking midfielder-Tom Scully step up

 

[unstable punt]

- A super hot Number 1 Ticket holder with mad cans.

a nude calender of the best 12 female Demon fans, it would make the club $200,000

 

[unstable punt]

I saw a couple today who were drop-dead gorgeous

 

[Karl Pilkington]

Melbourne and Hawthorn have the hottest fans by an absolute mile, Essendon and West Coast third and fourth respectively.

A calendar would make squillions

 

[KickLongTackleHard]

-stronger bodies
-silky skills across the board

 

[Capt_Concussion]

40k+ crowds at home games.

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

I would've said a Jamar goal before yesterday, but...

Surely that particular moment has to be celebrated and recognised..

And here is a worthy tribute to Mark "Russian" Jamar.

I give you "Russian"'s anthem!

[YOUTUBE]pQ14LQll4mY[/YOUTUBE]

 

[melbournemartin]

Almost as good as Queen's "God Save The Queen".

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

I must say I prefer the Sex Pistols' version of that one MM