What would you do if...

[noogie_da_sheep]

...you woke up in the opposite sex's body...you've got it for, lets say a couple of days...what is the first thing you would do?

 

[Captain Sensible]

Originally posted by noogie_da_sheep
...you woke up in the opposite sex's body...you've got it for, lets say a couple of days...what is the first thing you would do?

Think of an explanation for the missus.

 

[Portia]

Try to figure out how to make my voice sound sufficiently low to call in sick to work.

 

[SMOO]

mmm

Finally find that long lost clitoris thing my missus keeps talking about

 

[Swans Upstart]

Originally posted by noogie_da_sheep
...you woke up in the opposite sex's body...you've got it for, lets say a couple of days...what is the first thing you would do?

Hmm, go shopping?

 

[ozzult]

I'd have hot dyke sex with my girlfriend.

 

[GOALden Hawk]

Originally posted by noogie_da_sheep
...you woke up in the opposite sex's body...you've got it for, lets say a couple of days...what is the first thing you would do?

Make a movie with an Adam Sandler cameo.

 

[Z_K]

Find out where Wellsy lived........



On a less serious note, I would probably go to the houses of a few hot chicks in my street, befriend them and tell them how unbelivably good in bed the guy down the street is (which would be the man me).

I reckon that could pay off.

 

[Docker_Brat]

Originally posted by ozzult
I'd have hot dyke sex with my girlfriend.

Hell yeah!

Also off to the shops to buy all the plastic toys possible

 

[pazza]

Re: mmm

Originally posted by SMOO
Finally find that long lost clitoris thing my missus keeps talking about

Hehehehe..pay that

 

[Docker_Brat]

Re: mmm

Originally posted by SMOO
Finally find that long lost clitoris thing my missus keeps talking about

I did know where to find it.. hmm the answer is right on the tip of my tongue..

 

[Squeak]

Get in the shower, lather up big time, and violate myself with the loofah.

 

[noogie_da_sheep]

Originally posted by Squeak
Get in the shower, lather up big time, and violate myself with the loofah.

loofah is another word for "anything that can fit up there" isn't it?

 

[Destructive]

Depends whether I was a hottie or a paper bag job.

 

[PeteLX]

Go to the Netball stadium (right near my house) and offer back rubs in the changing rooms....

 

[Nic]

The first thing that everyone else would think of doing.

 

[marcuz]

Id ring my best mates girlfriend repeatedly and ask if he was there..payback time you bastard

 

[mantis]

Go around to as many women as I could & tell them, that when men say they want to be boss & that they want women to be subservient, they actually mean the opposite, that men really want the woman to take control of their lives & tell them what to do, like cooking & housework.

Also, men really want to cuddle & talk after sex, they just need women to show them how.

 

[Beffery]

Have a squiz

 

[Uncle Steve]

Originally posted by noogie_da_sheep
...you woke up in the opposite sex's body...you've got it for, lets say a couple of days...what is the first thing you would do?

I'd whank myself silly.

 

[Clackers69]

Play with my ****....

 

[Milkman]

I'd raid the neighbours cucumber patch.

 

[Kid Dynamite!]

Masturbate into oblivion.

 

[lioness]

probably the first thing I would do is faint.

 

[Katthawk]

Originally posted by noogie_da_sheep
...you woke up in the opposite sex's body...you've got it for, lets say a couple of days...what is the first thing you would do?

After recovering from fainting think..."How the hell is THAT going to fit into my undies!!