Pregnancy & Parenting Where do babies come from?

[Play by Numbers]

I asked my dad and he told me a story about the stalk and the chimney.

But we don't have a chimney, surely he can't be serious?

 

[Gameova_]

I once asked my dad and he told me they came from the sky

 

[Play by Numbers]

I once asked my dad and he told me they came from the sky

but how did your parents catch you was it with a big trampoline or a mattress

i once saw mum catch uncle Gil on a mattress is that where my sister came from?

I still dont no how she came from the sky but

 

[JUBJUB]

but how did your parents catch you was it with a big trampoline or a mattress

i once saw mum catch uncle Gil on a mattress is that where my sister came from?

I still dont no how she came from the sky but

Are you Tasmanian ?

 

[Shell]

Lol stalk.

Its STORK. Dont you know anything.

 

[Gameova_]

but how did your parents catch you was it with a big trampoline or a mattress

i once saw mum catch uncle Gil on a mattress is that where my sister came from?

I still dont no how she came from the sky but

Mattress

 

[tigers_of_old_08]

I asked my dad and he told me a story about the stalk and the chimney.

But we don't have a chimney, surely he can't be serious?[/quote]

Most modern houses are not built with chimneys so he could be right.

 

[Wallaby]

Goodies Sex Education

 

[bunsen burner]

I've heard an alternate theory that they come from vaginas. Not sure if true but maybe we need some pics? As it's an "educational" thread it is unlikely mods will hand out red cards. Anyone born before 1988 was probably born out of a "muff". Doubt many Gen Y have ever seen one of them. Also educational.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Its STORK. Dont you know anything.

Yeah. It's a grouse 'Strayan fillum as well

 

[Wallaby]

Just to keep the thread drifting:

For those who remember the movie Stork, you will probably recall how the Bruce Spence character produced his artwork.

Well.....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ackson-Pollock-style-art-Lady-Gaga-loves.html

I don't know much about art, but I know what I like. Books.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I think it's like a pizza except they take 9 month to be delivered

 

[worbod]

I asked my dad and he told me a story about the stalk and the chimney.

But we don't have a chimney, surely he can't be serious?

He is serious and don't call us all Shirley.

 

[Pie eyed]

Lol stalk.

Its STORK. Dont you know anything.

Stalk is more accurate though.

 

[bartel magic]

My dad told me the milkman

 

[tigers_of_old_08]

I've heard an alternate theory that they come from vaginas. Not sure if true but maybe we need some pics? As it's an "educational" thread it is unlikely mods will hand out red cards. Anyone born before 1988 was probably born out of a "muff". Doubt many Gen Y have ever seen one of them. Also educational.