Which player is the worst kick in the AFL?

[V23]

It’s time to decide who the worst kick in the AFL is.

In the Blue Corner, we have Tim Tarantlol from Campaigner Road. Tim earns about $500,000 per effective kick and can’t kick over a jam tin.

In the Red Corner, we have Elijah Tsatas. Elijah almost missed his entire boot while trying to kick a short pass last year. The odds of him completing an effective kick in an Essington finals win are almost incomprehensibly large.

Imagine a game of kick-to-kick between these two .

 

[frggr]

No room for Dangerfield? Damn. Taranto by the width of the nullabor plain

 

[catscratchfever]

Noah Belta - he did a fresh airy when he tried to kick his victim in the head.

 

[TY24]

Tom Barrass loves a massive flour bag that travels higher than it does forwards

 

[the_interloper]

No room for Dangerfield? Damn. Taranto by the width of the nullabor plain

Pigs arse, Errol Gulden easily

 

[frggr]

Pigs arse, Errol Gulden easily

Sorry mate. Gulden is rolled gold.

Taranto is pigshit on a stick

 

[Sarcoidevo]

Has the worst dick? ..... well that would be Luke Sayers by a fair margin

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Worst kick in AFL
Any Carlton player running out of defensive 50 under no pressure.
Close thread

 

[Chronz]

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

It’s time to decide who the worst kick in the AFL is.

In the Blue Corner, we have Tim Tarantlol from Campaigner Road. Tim earns about $500,000 per effective kick and can’t kick over a jam tin.

In the Red Corner, we have Elijah Tsatas. Elijah almost missed his entire boot while trying to kick a short pass last year. The odds of him completing an effective kick in an Essington finals win are almost incomprehensibly large.

Imagine a game of kick-to-kick between these two .

Probably Jagga Smith, can't kick over a jam tin but is an accurate handballer.

 

[FISTO]

Is Mr Negative metres gained Tom Mitchell still on a list?

 

[TY24]

Any Fremantle player when they’re taking a set shot would be a worthy contender. Nat Fyfe definitely would be the bookies favourite with Jye Amiss as a Smokey.

 

[Wallaby]

Well it's 2 years since the previous 'undisputed' retired - (Jason Castagna, of course) - so I guess it's time to to start the debate again.

 

[Mofra]

Definitely not this one because he was totally passing the ball, I swear...

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Is Ryan Gardner still on an AFL list?
If so, him.

 

[V23]

Definitely not this one because he was totally passing the ball, I swear...

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[Bont2Bruce]

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[Coach_Required]

Worst kicks. Top (Bottom) 20 players in the AFL (2024) who played more than 10 games.

Kicking Efficiency %

1.Reilly O'Brien (Adel) 42.4%
2.Kieren Briggs (GWS) 43.6%
3.Jye Menzie (Ess) 43.7%
4.Marc Pittonet (Car) 43.8%
5.Jamarra Ugle-Hagan (WB) 45.5%
6.Mason Cox (Coll) 46.4%
7.Oscar McInerney (Bris) 47.2%
8.Jacob Hopper (Rich) 47.7%
9.Brodie Grundy (Syd) 47.8%
10.Jed Walter (Suns) 48.1%
11.Jeremy Finlayson (Port) 49%
12.Paddy Dow (St K) 49.3%
13.Toby Nankervis (Rich) 49.4%
14.Tom Green (GWS) 49.4%
15.Tim Taranto (Rich) 49.7%
16.Bailey Williams (WCE) 50.0%
17.Dan Butler (St K) 50.0%
18.Sam Walsh (Car) 50.0%
19.Jake Stringer (Ess) 50.2%
20.Marcus Windhager (St K) 50.4%

 

[V23]

Worst kicks. Top (Bottom) 20 players in the AFL (2024) who played more than 10 games.

Kicking Efficiency %

1.Reilly O'Brien (Adel) 42.4%
2.Kieren Briggs (GWS) 43.6%
3.Jye Menzie (Ess) 43.7%
4.Marc Pitt (Car) 43.8%
5.Jamarra Ugle-Hagan (WB) 45.5%
6.Mason Cox (Coll) 46.4%
7.Oscar McInerney (Bris) 47.2%
8.Jacob Hopper (Rich) 47.7%
9.Brodie Grundy (Syd) 47.8%
10.Jed Walter (Suns) 48.1%
11.Jeremy Finlayson (Port) 49%
12.Paddy Dow (St K) 49.3%
13.Toby Nankervis (Rich) 49.4%
14.Tom Green (GWS) 49.4%
15.Tim Taranto (Rich) 49.7%
16.Bailey Williams (WCE) 50.0%
17.Dan Butler (St K) 50.0%
18.Sam Walsh (Car) 50.0%
19.Jake Stringer (Ess) 50.2%
20.Marcus Windhager (St K) 50.4%

Richmond's two best players and big-money recruits. My god, you might actually lose by 200 points this season.

 

[Coach_Required]

Richmond's two best players and high-money recruits. My god, you might actually lose by 200 points this season.

Our captain is in this list as well.

You're trolling is substandard

 

[V23]

Our captain is in this list as well.

You're trolling is substandard

We already know Big Nank is a potato. That's not news.

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Probably Taranto

 

[zackah]

Tsatas very Jobe like. Criticised for kicking early in his career and then turned (or turns in Elijah's case) into a gun brownlow winning

something something drug reference

 

[V23]

Tsatas very Jobe like. Criticised for kicking early in his career and then turned (or turns in Elijah's case) into a gun brownlow winning

something something drug reference

The only thing they both have in common is they're both potatoes.

Oh, and you forgot this when describing Jobe as a "Brownlow winner" *

 

[zackah]

The only thing they both have in common is they're both potatoes.

Oh, and you forgot this when describing Jobe as a "Brownlow winner" *

Yes he is a star, you are very right