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The worst part of the night came at 7 in the morning went to melbourne central station to go home but it was shut had to walk back to flinders st. This would have been fine if my bladder wasnt ready to explode like it was the Hindenburg. Couldnt find a single open toilet between the two stations by the time I got to flinders I was pissing for so long I was ready to call a plumber. Honestly thos was some David blaine endurance testing bladder control
 
Preferred last year, it was too spread out this time and the vibe was gone. Spent too much time walking between unexciting exhibits. The art was too serious and bland. Purple rain was very literal, non? I had a good time hanging with my homies but could have done that anywhere.

Ended up in the Carlton Club for maybe the first time since the year 2000? Pretty sure last time I was in there it was a pokies pub. Danced a bit to some bland R n B. Young people, you dress like shit and have shit taste in music. No offence intended.
 
The worst part of the night came at 7 in the morning went to melbourne central station to go home but it was shut had to walk back to flinders st. This would have been fine if my bladder wasnt ready to explode like it was the Hindenburg. Couldnt find a single open toilet between the two stations by the time I got to flinders I was pissing for so long I was ready to call a plumber. Honestly thos was some David blaine endurance testing bladder control

And another reason why I wouldnt want to go.

A caller to AW spoke of this problem as well.
 

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I went to last year's one.

The crowding in the city was hideous in parts. There were lots of places you just couldn't get in to.

Fair to say they hadn't anticipated the numbers that attended, and it sounds like it wasn't much different this year.
 
And another reason why I wouldnt want to go.

A caller to AW spoke of this problem as well.
To be fair it was partly my fault had plenty of oppurtunities to go and just decided to soldier on. I've got to say though ive neve felt better than I did after taking that piss. You cant get that kind of panic induced relief anywhere else
 

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