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Why do Pies train in bras?

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I've been meaning to ask this question for some time.

It seems to become more prevalent every year that players are training in bras.
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Jamie has done it a lot recently, but he's not the only one.

I was thinking it could be for "man boob" reasons but his "breasts" dont appear large enough to warrant a bra.

I am very currious about this trend and would love to find out the explanation. Thanks.
 
I've been meaning to ask this question for some time.

It seems to become more prevalent every year that players are training in bras.
160523_elliott300.jpg


Jamie has done it a lot recently, but he's not the only one.

I was thinking it could be for "man boob" reasons but his "breasts" dont appear large enough to warrant a bra.

I am very currious about this trend and would love to find out the explanation. Thanks.
To hold their gps trackers
 
Even more petite bosoms deserve support.

Also, it houses the Catapult GPS unit on their back.
 

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I've been meaning to ask this question for some time.

It seems to become more prevalent every year that players are training in bras.
160523_elliott300.jpg


Jamie has done it a lot recently, but he's not the only one.

I was thinking it could be for "man boob" reasons but his "breasts" dont appear large enough to warrant a bra.

I am very currious about this trend and would love to find out the explanation. Thanks.
sexist
 
They are also heart-rate monitors I believe.
Elliott seems to have a lighter coloured strap under the black bra shoulder strap. Or is it just the underside of the bra strap which appears to be folded over, being somewhat more narrow than the one on the other shoulder. Or is it a bra beneath a bra?
 
Couldn't the GPS trackers just as easily be housed in something more manly like a purpose made singlet?
I can't think of anything more manly than a guy with the confidence to wear a bra to footy training. (Well I can, but the point is everyone's definition of manly can differ)
 

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it begs the question, why arent these GPS trackers located inside the body. It would be useful for so many things.... checking up on a player at 2am on the night after a game is one example...

1984 eat your heart out.
 

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Hands down the dumbest thread I've seen posted on our board in recent memory! Therefore I'm only posting to receive alerts and follow the tangent that it inevitably follows.
Should we merge this with the Tom Longeron thread to make one super dumb Legendary thread?
 
Hands down the dumbest thread I've seen posted on our board in recent memory! Therefore I'm only posting to receive alerts and follow the tangent that it inevitably follows.

Thanks. I must admit that I feel a little choked up. There's a lot of people in this forum who deserve similar accolades..... I'm sure that you've made similar contributions which have been just as good but perhaps havent been read....
 

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