Discussion Why do the Wonders get such small crowds?

[Wosh]

Thread's popping off!

 

[Gralin]

It's true. Headless drove me away from the league.

was it to KFC?

 

[Wosh]

was it to KFC?

Man some wicked wings would go down a treat right now.

 

[Gralin]

Man some wicked wings would go down a treat right now.

i might get some hot wings with dinner tonight from the american bbq joint

 

[moginie]

I think it's related to a problem I've suffered for most of my life.


I'm ridiculously good looking.


This causes others to feel a deep sense of shame while around me, it extends like an Aura out to several hundred meters. I think this turns people away.


There's strong evidence for this claim, because throughout my schooling, and adult life, most conversations I am part of end with people threatening to give me a black eye, thus reducing my attractiveness, and heaps of people turn up to see that.

I hope you appreciate that I bought a copy of the Big Issue from you today.

 

[Bluelegs]

was it to KFC?

We didn't even go through the drive-through. He parked in the car park and gave me his order!

 

[Gralin]

We didn't even go through the drive-through. He parked in the car park and gave me his order!

So you're telling me he drives you around and gives you his food?

Seems like a lovely chap

 

[Bluelegs]

So you're telling me he drives you around and gives you his food?

Seems like a lovely chap

Oh, most definitely. Maybe we should retitle this thread 'Headless Appreciation Thread'

 

[Headless]

Oh, most definitely. Maybe we should retitle this thread 'Headless Appreciation Thread'

My favourite type of HAT!

 

[Gralin]

Oh, most definitely. Maybe we should retitle this thread 'Headless Appreciation Thread'

Oh I don't think we should do that Legs, that kind of publicity might increase Demons crowd averages and we all agree we're here to help the Wonders out

 

[Headless]

Wanna know why this league is losing people?
Because of snarky sore loser threads like this.

Why would you want to join when you see this sort of acidic drivel.
Or is it's purpose to bait, while holding onto the possibility of being banned if certain members don't like the response.
The moral bankruptcy that wafts around this place like incense in a head shop holds zero allure.

Not a great advertisment.
Purile with putrid purpose.

It was actually a playful response to ClarkeM trying to insert the Wonders into MOTR discussions this week, Pamcake1.

It may surprise people given I hold the record for most statless games ever and the record for the most games recording <20 DT points ever, but I actually care very little about sim results (losing finals is unfortunate, however).

 

[Headless]

Wanna know why this league is losing people?
Because of snarky sore loser threads like this.

Why would you want to join when you see this sort of acidic drivel.
Or is it's purpose to bait, while holding onto the possibility of being banned if certain members don't like the response.
The moral bankruptcy that wafts around this place like incense in a head shop holds zero allure.

Not a great advertisment.
Purile with putrid purpose.

Unless... are you saying snarky threads like this are the reason behind the Wonders' small crowds, Pamcake1?

 

[Yakker]

Elementary my dear Headless , most Wonders supporters have very short legs and find the journey to the ground arduous. Interesting fact though, Wonders crowd numbers soar when they play the Mt Buller Demons. Do you have any thoughts on why this may be?

 

[Yakker]

Can you point me to the data please? Thank you!

(It would be cool to see an attendance function in the sim commentary, in the fourth quarter. Might have to input some factors like form, position on ladder, and then rely on things like weather etc.

Bit in that…)

Oooo I love this

Mobbs ?

 

[sante]

It was actually a playful response to ClarkeM trying to insert the Wonders into MOTR discussions this week, Pamcake1.

It may surprise people given I hold the record for most statless games ever and the record for the most games recording <20 DT points ever, but I actually care very little about sim results (losing finals is unfortunate, however).

Omg you suck. Just retire already

 

[Gralin]

Omg you suck. Just retire already

Dead

 

[sante]

Wanna know why this league is losing people?
Because of snarky sore loser threads like this.

Why would you want to join when you see this sort of acidic drivel.
Or is it's purpose to bait, while holding onto the possibility of being banned if certain members don't like the response.
The moral bankruptcy that wafts around this place like incense in a head shop holds zero allure.

Not a great advertisment.
Purile with putrid purpose.

Has anyone thought about recruiting from the crowd?

 

[Wosh]

Has anyone thought about recruiting from the crowd?

The lovely lady behind the goals seems keen, she’s there every week and people keep kicking it straight to her!

 

[sante]

The lovely lady behind the goals seems keen, she’s there every week and people keep kicking it straight to her!

This lady?

 

[Wosh]

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This lady?

OMG she has Wonders written all over her!
(The Demons scarf is a red herring)

 

[Kilroy]

Sure, Clarkey. Here are average attendances since we became a 13-club competition:

Bombers - 10,115
Demons - 8,576
Warriors - 6,209
Bears - 6,098
Dragons - 5,290
Hawks - 5,274
Old Boys - 5,006
Furies - 4,927
Gumbies - 4,908
Wonders - 4,903
Swamprats - 4,672
Royals - 4,442
Roys - 4,356

 

[Headless]

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Bombers draw a crowd - it's hard to deny.

 

[Kilroy]

Bombers draw a crowd - it's hard to deny.

I’d imagine we do, but where are you accessing this “anecdotal evidence”?

 

[Pamcake1]

It was actually a playful response to ClarkeM trying to insert the Wonders into MOTR discussions this week, Pamcake1.

It may surprise people given I hold the record for most statless games ever and the record for the most games recording <20 DT points ever, but I actually care very little about sim results (losing finals is unfortunate, however).

 

[Headless]

I’d imagine we do, but where are you accessing this “anecdotal evidence”?