Discussion Why do the Wonders get such small crowds?

[Gralin]

The Half Back paid 2,553 Docklands residents to turn up wearing blue & yellow. Give him the Frankston Rover Award now.

This is like pet memberships but worse

 

[Tonga Bob]

This is like pet memberships but worse

Not all heroes wear capes.

Or leashes as it turns out

 

[Wosh]

Baby oil, pet memberships, capes.
Can’t leave you people alone for a minute.

 

[Wosh]

I managed to take a pic of the Colosseum yesterday Wosh

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Incredible sight, a once grand and overflowing stadium has become a broken pile of rubble, all because of friendly fire. The enemy didn’t have to fire a shot.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Incredible sight, a once grand and overflowing stadium has become a broken pile of rubble, all because of friendly fire. The enemy didn’t have to fire a shot.

Ruour has it that the liquidators are pulling into the Colosseum car park, and they look plenty hungry

 

[Wosh]

Ruour has it that the liquidators are pulling into the Colosseum car park, and they look plenty hungry

My spies tell me they only need to rent a one ton ute, not much left to sell off…they can probably just drop it all off at a landfill.

 

[Tonga Bob]

My spies tell me they only need to rent a one ton ute, not much left to sell off…they can probably just drop it all off at a landfill.

I’m hearing they’re not bothering with a Ute and have employed Firestarter to claim insurance

 

[Wosh]

I’m hearing they’re not bothering with a Ute and have employed Firestarter to claim insurance

Makes good economical sense, why throw good money after bad.

 

[damicky]

Headless - I will attempt to answer the question in the Thread Title

It is because the Leaders of the Club can’t even bother posting a Team Sheet on time

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Headless - I will attempt to answer the question in the Thread Title

It is because the Leaders of the Club can’t even bother posting a Team Sheet on time

nice damicky

well done

 

[damicky]

nice damicky

well done

Need a hug?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Wow, Wonders crowd so small.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I read the thread title as "why do the Wonders have such small penises"?

This bloody codeine I'm taking sure is strong

 

[Braklet]

I read the thread title as "why do the Wonders have such small penises"?

This bloody codeine I'm taking sure is strong

Sharing is caring, Goaty

 

[sabso]

I read the thread title as "why do the Wonders have such small penises"?

This bloody codeine I'm taking sure is strong

Now I can respond to any wonders recruitment dms with “sorry not eligible”

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Sharing is caring, Goaty

Sure if you want strange lucid dreams too

 

[Wosh]

Could be a new record for low crowds this week Headless ?
Can’t blame the weather either, nice week and today is FINE

 

[Headless]

Sure, Clarkey. Here are average attendances since we became a 13-club competition:

Bombers - 10,115
Demons - 8,576
Warriors - 6,209
Bears - 6,098
Dragons - 5,290
Hawks - 5,274
Old Boys - 5,006
Furies - 4,927
Gumbies - 4,908
Wonders - 4,903
Swamprats - 4,672
Royals - 4,442
Roys - 4,356

Interesting figures so far from this season:

Bombers 10,080
Bears 8,650
Warriors 7,543
Demons 7,232
Royals 6,661
Hawks 5,078
Dragons 4,995
Old Boys 4,990
Gumbies 4,678
Furies 4,671
Swamprats 4,638
Wonders 4,576
Roys 4,449

Bears and Royals with great results. Others less so.

But why?

 

[Bluelegs]

Interesting figures so far from this season:

Bombers 10,080
Bears 8,650
Warriors 7,543
Demons 7,232
Royals 6,661
Hawks 5,078
Dragons 4,995
Old Boys 4,990
Gumbies 4,678
Furies 4,671
Swamprats 4,638
Wonders 4,576
Roys 4,449

Bears and Royals with great results. Others less so.

But why?

Looking forward to hearing Sweet's thoughts on the global petrol crisis.

 

[Falconista]

Interesting figures so far from this season:

Bombers 10,080
Bears 8,650
Warriors 7,543
Demons 7,232
Royals 6,661
Hawks 5,078
Dragons 4,995
Old Boys 4,990
Gumbies 4,678
Furies 4,671
Swamprats 4,638
Wonders 4,576
Roys 4,449

Bears and Royals with great results. Others less so.

But why?

The sooner we build that great, great wall (and make the East Side Hawks pay for it), the better off the other twelve clubs will be.

 

[The Half Back]

Interesting figures so far from this season:

Bombers 10,080
Bears 8,650
Warriors 7,543
Demons 7,232
Royals 6,661
Hawks 5,078
Dragons 4,995
Old Boys 4,990
Gumbies 4,678
Furies 4,671
Swamprats 4,638
Wonders 4,576
Roys 4,449

Bears and Royals with great results. Others less so.

But why?

The Royals with a 150% increase despite being insipid really shows how dedicated their fanbase is.

Wonders on the other hand, with over 40 seasons of history and heading backwards is a damning sight to see.

 

[sabso]

Stadium capacity is something that is very often missed from crowd figures. For example there is bound to be less space to sit at a cramped suburban oval than in the literal sky.

 

[Headless]

Stadium capacity is something that is very often missed from crowd figures. For example there is bound to be less space to sit at a cramped suburban oval than in the literal sky.

I guess that could explain the Wonders' small crowds, given they play at... oh.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Looking forward to hearing Sweet's thoughts on the global petrol crisis.

I blame the gif blockade.

 

[Bluelegs]

I blame the gif blockade.

This explains why Headless gif usage has been down.