Discussion Why do the Wonders get such small crowds?

[Headless]

What has Pam got to do with the rest of the SFA? Weird choice of tag, friend.

Just seems generally interested in crowd figures, melon.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I know Headless I would wow at that as well if I were you.

 

[cooney]

A time when the Foundation Cup meant something. Even cooney got excited.

Yep!

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

the wonders are here to win games not draw crowds

**** the crowds off

the wonders are winning

something at least

 

[thewizardmelon]

I think the analysis that Headless has provided here contradicts your hare-brained theory melonhead. He has quite eloquently posited that there is a strong positive correlation between game plan and bums on seats, and a higher average attendance figure denotes superiority. Otherwise the Wonders would be considered a drawcard, and that goes against everything that this Discussion stands for.

Are you calling Headless a liar?

The fact that you consider that ‘analysis’ and describe the efforts at eloquent, is more than enough proof as to why the Warriors can’t find success in the random sim, Bobafett.

It can easily be proved high attendance and poor game plan, and similarly a strong game plan that somehow still results in less bums on seats. Much more work to be done in this space, one would think.

 

[Tonga Bob]

The fact that you consider that ‘analysis’ and describe the efforts at eloquent, is more than enough proof as to why the Warriors can’t find success in the random sim, Bobafett.

It can easily be proved high attendance and poor game plan, and similarly a strong game plan that somehow still results in less bums on seats. Much more work to be done in this space, one would think.

So you are calling Headless a liar then. I would personally show more respect to a legend of the Sweet Football Association if it were me, but you do you melonhead.

 

[Headless]

The fact that you consider that ‘analysis’ and describe the efforts at eloquent, is more than enough proof as to why the Warriors can’t find success in the random sim, Bobafett.

It can easily be proved high attendance and poor game plan, and similarly a strong game plan that somehow still results in less bums on seats. Much more work to be done in this space, one would think.

Bombers - 10,115
Demons - 8,576
Warriors - 6,209
Bears - 6,098
Dragons - 5,290
Hawks - 5,274
Old Boys - 5,006
Furies - 4,927
Gumbies - 4,908
Wonders - 4,903
Swamprats - 4,672
Royals - 4,442
Roys - 4,356

 

[sabso]

Bombers - 10,115
Demons - 8,576
Warriors - 6,209
Bears - 6,098
Dragons - 5,290
Hawks - 5,274
Old Boys - 5,006
Furies - 4,927
Gumbies - 4,908
Wonders - 4,903
Swamprats - 4,672
Royals - 4,442
Roys - 4,356

What orifice did you pull those numbers out of?

 

[Headless]

What orifice did you pull those numbers out of?

They're statistics, sabso. Ophidians are doing very well given they're by far the newest club, don't you think?

 

[Gralin]

They're statistics, sabso. Ophidians are doing very well given they're by far the newest club, don't you think?

I'm more concerned about where sabso thinks stats come from

I think it's time for Tigerturbulance to sit himself down and explain to himself about the fractions and the integers

 

[thewizardmelon]

Bombers - 10,115
Demons - 8,576
Warriors - 6,209
Bears - 6,098
Dragons - 5,290
Hawks - 5,274
Old Boys - 5,006
Furies - 4,927
Gumbies - 4,908
Wonders - 4,903
Swamprats - 4,672
Royals - 4,442
Roys - 4,356

Excellent, some honest, accurate, useful data. Thanks, Head!

 

[thewizardmelon]

What orifice did you pull those numbers out of?

You didn’t think his stats would make the demons look bad did you?

 

[thewizardmelon]

You didn’t think his stats would make the demons look bad did you?

Whoops - I’m not supposed to question the creation. My bad. As you all were, back to chatting all things Wonders

 

[Headless]

You didn’t think his stats would make the demons look bad did you?

I'm not going to make up or present fake statistics, wiz. The Demons just draw bigger crowds.

 

[thewizardmelon]

I'm not going to make up or present fake statistics, wiz. The Demons just draw bigger crowds.

Of course!

 

[Wosh]

Word on the street is might be because they don’t play Bingo anymore, Headless
Those blue haired lovely ladies behind the goals are not renewing their memberships.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Sure, Clarkey. Here are average attendances since we became a 13-club competition:

Bombers - 10,115
Demons - 8,576
Warriors - 6,209
Bears - 6,098
Dragons - 5,290
Hawks - 5,274
Old Boys - 5,006
Furies - 4,927
Gumbies - 4,908
Wonders - 4,903
Swamprats - 4,672
Royals - 4,442
Roys - 4,356

Hawks doing great given this would capture the period of disenfranchised supporters that stopped turning up through the Phoenix years

 

[Wosh]

Sure, Clarkey. Here are average attendances since we became a 13-club competition:

Bombers - 10,115
Demons - 8,576
Warriors - 6,209
Bears - 6,098
Dragons - 5,290
Hawks - 5,274
Old Boys - 5,006
Furies - 4,927
Gumbies - 4,908
Wonders - 4,903
Swamprats - 4,672
Royals - 4,442
Roys - 4,356

I think Cadsky ’s thread just won them some more fans Headless, I expect their crowd numbers to surge above the Rats and Wonders this week (lofty bar indeed) The Gumbies should remain 4 blue haired, lovely ladies behind the goal ahead tho due to form.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I think Cadsky ’s thread just won them some more fans Headless, I expect their crowd numbers to surge above the Rats and Wonders this week (lofty bar indeed) The Gumbies should remain 4 blue haired, lovely ladies behind the goal ahead tho due to form.

I’m starting to suspect everything is just made up here!

 

[Wosh]

I’m starting to suspect everything is just made up here!

Tarks you’ve been here a very long time, you know the drill…never question the algorithm.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Tarks you’ve been here a very long time, you know the drill…never question the algorithm.

Tarkymetrics had a real life algorithm

 

[Wosh]

Tarkymetrics had a real life algorithm

Real life?

 

[Cadsky]

I think Cadsky ’s thread just won them some more fans Headless, I expect their crowd numbers to surge above the Rats and Wonders this week (lofty bar indeed) The Gumbies should remain 4 blue haired, lovely ladies behind the goal ahead tho due to form.

 

[Wosh]

Headless it may be a good idea to ramp up the security, I’m expecting this from the huge Demons crowd who will come to see Bluelegs kick 15 goals from CHF this week.

 

[Headless]

Very concerned for tomorrow's numbers, even with the pull of the travelling Coney Island fans.