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Why I hate ****in Byron Bay!

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Apr 6, 2005
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Cause its full of pretentious w**kers, peace and free loving hippies from the 70s who turned into greedy snatches.. not hippys from Byron, but Byron is where they've gone to make their uber-cool little elite 'hippy-like' town so they can make themselves believe theyre still the peace and free-lovin hippys they pretended to be as kids.


They'll charge you 5 bucks to park your car in the street, then charge you 4 bucks for a can of coke. The twon makes me sick and take this advice from the Dice...

Visit Nimbin, Kingscliffe or Fingal if you're in the area, and give the pretentious Byron-wonker crowd the flick!


Australians should boycott Byron Bay and await the inevitable contradictory sooky claims from Byron shopowners that people dont come to their town anymore, after years of complaining that too many people come there and they dont want the tourists.

Its just part of their simplistic plan to make it an exclusive and expensive private resort town. I mean who names a town Byron anyway????


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Thought i may have offended you with that local, glad I didnt:thumbsu:

But the reason u say its great, is the exact reason why I think it's a hole... then again I bet Gold Coast locals were saying the same about the coast in the 60s and 70s.

And agree, Nimbin's got more culture going for it than a Byron lavvie... although what you may catch from that culture may be a lil unpleasant;)
 

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The Dice Man said:
Thought i may have offended you with that local, glad I didnt:thumbsu:

But the reason u say its great, is the exact reason why I think it's a hole... then again I bet Gold Coast locals were saying the same about the coast in the 60s and 70s.

And agree, Nimbin's got more culture going for it than a Byron lavvie... although what you may catch from that culture may be a lil unpleasant;)


No offence Dicey, I like visiting the place but wouldnt live there in a blue fit. I'd happily live in Nimbin though.

Anyway we've started importing all the things we like best about Queensland down to Whitten Oval. (yep I know Byron is technically in NSW, but Aker coming to the Bulldogs is the biggest thing to happen around here since Teddy Whitten's 21st.)
 
localyokel said:
No offence Dicey, I like visiting the place but wouldnt live there in a blue fit. I'd happily live in Nimbin though.

Anyway we've started importing all the things we like best about Queensland down to Whitten Oval. (yep I know Byron is technically in NSW, but Aker coming to the Bulldogs is the biggest thing to happen around here since Teddy Whitten's 21st.)


I reckon Aker will be fantastic for you. He wasnt right for us IMO already haveing browny, Pettifer and a stack of HFFlankers, but he will rip it up next year and may even challenge for a Chas... as long as the umps dont have a personal thing with him.
 
Holidayed in many parts of Australia. Now living in tropical paradise in Cairns. Been to Fiji. And to Germany during the WC.


But the BEST holiday I've EVER had was a week spent at Byron Bay. Moronic hippies and peace loving save the tree hippie wanna-be's from South Yarra and Manly now live there.
 

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