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Re: Re: Why?
aww damn
there goes my fun
hehehhe
one of my friends did his uni exam a few years ago, and that was the question. When he told me his reply was "Why not?" i was shocked.. he got 100%
Another uni exam question on the same subject. "What is bravery?"
He replied "This is."
100%
Im in shock
heheheh
aww damn
there goes my fun
hehehhe
one of my friends did his uni exam a few years ago, and that was the question. When he told me his reply was "Why not?" i was shocked.. he got 100%
Another uni exam question on the same subject. "What is bravery?"
He replied "This is."
100%
Im in shock
heheheh
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I reckon this is degenerating into one of the crappiest threads ever on the general board. What the??
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Re: Re: Re: Why?
That's a good story actually! Were there any other questions on the exam? Psychology exam, was it?
That's a good story actually! Were there any other questions on the exam? Psychology exam, was it?
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Why?
not according to my friend. It was an essay.
Apparently people were writing like 20 pages +
It brings me to the next question.
We pay money for psychologists?
not according to my friend. It was an essay.
Apparently people were writing like 20 pages +
It brings me to the next question.
We pay money for psychologists?
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Re: Re: Re: Why?
Ah, that is a funny story.
I read a similar story once of a professor in an American Uni who asked in an exam something about whether hell was exo or edothermic. One guy wrote something about how a beautiful girl rejected him saying that she'll go out with him when "Hell freezes over" so he came to the conclusion that since she was never going to go on a date with him, then hell must endothermic. Or something along those lines. This guy was the only person to get an A on the exam.
Originally posted by BomberBoy
aww damn
there goes my fun
hehehhe
one of my friends did his uni exam a few years ago, and that was the question. When he told me his reply was "Why not?" i was shocked.. he got 100%
Another uni exam question on the same subject. "What is bravery?"
He replied "This is."
100%
Im in shock
Ah, that is a funny story.
I read a similar story once of a professor in an American Uni who asked in an exam something about whether hell was exo or edothermic. One guy wrote something about how a beautiful girl rejected him saying that she'll go out with him when "Hell freezes over" so he came to the conclusion that since she was never going to go on a date with him, then hell must endothermic. Or something along those lines. This guy was the only person to get an A on the exam.
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Ant, that story was a ripper. Most people have probably seen it but I'll paste it here anyway becasue it's worth a read. Sorry I don't know the author.
Hot & Cold......................
The following is an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry midterm. The answer was so "profound" that
the professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we now have
the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law,
(gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed)or
some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing with
time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell
and the rate at which they are leaving.
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell,
it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many
souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions
that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if
you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since
there are more than one of these religions, and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to
Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number
Of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure
in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls
are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will
increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the
increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop
until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Teresa Banyan during
my Freshman year-"...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you."-and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true; and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not
freeze."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A" GIVEN
Hot & Cold......................
The following is an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry midterm. The answer was so "profound" that
the professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we now have
the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law,
(gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed)or
some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing with
time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell
and the rate at which they are leaving.
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell,
it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many
souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions
that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if
you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since
there are more than one of these religions, and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to
Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number
Of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure
in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls
are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will
increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the
increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop
until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Teresa Banyan during
my Freshman year-"...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you."-and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true; and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not
freeze."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A" GIVEN