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Hello SweetFA, and welcome again to WIGMEDIA

A couple of weeks ago, I was lucky enough to play qooty against the team that sucks off the sim harder than any other team in the history of this place, the Mt Buller Demons.
And it was there that I had the absolute pleasure of meeting a couple of the newer members of our qooty community. Now, they may no longer be at Mt Buller, but that's beside the point, and a story for another day. The point is, it flicked a switch in a dark, dark corner of my mind......


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You see, I redid Pickitt avatar as Rocket Boy. Because I had put up a gif after he had again said something none too bright, using Rocket Boy, and then I called him Rocket Boy, and, well, he didn't like it very much. So I called him Rocket Boy again, and he didn't like it. So then I did this......

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and he reeeeeeeally didn't like it. And so now I always call him Rocket Boy, because it fits. Stay gold Rocket Boy.


The POINT of all this is, well, I quite often think of other people rather than a posters avatar. Some (well, many) posters around here, how they act, how they post, it reminds me of someone else. Most times it's a celebrity, or sometimes a character

So, I'm launching the Wigs Avatar Reassignment Project, the War Project.

I will be giving a broad range of posters new avatars that are the image of what pops into my mind when they post. And a brief explanation of why it is so.

Some may like them, most probably won't, but meh, who cares eh?




Oh, and if YOU have ever had similar thoughts about posters, maybe even yours truly, drop me a PM. If I think they work, I'll include them, and I'll even give you credit for the idea.

Righto, up next, the first few posters revealed.
 
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Ok, the first lot of Wigs Avatar Reassignment are ready.

First up, SarahSmiles

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I nearly dropped my beer when I did a poddy with SarahSmiles a couple of weeks back. Ever since, this is all that pops into my head.
How the **** can a 12yo have a voice deeper than Barry White? And wtf will he sound like when he gets through puberty?


Next up, BLUEALLTHRU


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Loud, obnoxious, sweary, boorish, overbearing, shouty, full of self importance. There is no doubt in my mind that IRL BAT is related to Ray Hadley.
Both utter ****wits. Hi BAT.



Next up, my old mate Yakker


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Knowing of his deep love of all things piscatorial, yibbity yibbida, old Yakker makes me think of Steve Tyler.
As the great Rodney Dangerfield once said, and he could have been talking about ol Stevie, last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!

And don't worry Rodders, your turn will come.


And lastly for my first batch, roll up TheInjuryFactory


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Media whore, absolutely everywhere back in the day. Was very good at what they did, and well liked early. Over exposure killed that brand and now people are just sick of him. Also, extremely sensitive and thin skinned when it comes to criticism.

That's right ladies, TIF is really the bastard child of Eddie McGuire.


Righto, see you soon, no av is safe!!

Wig Out.
 
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Ok, talk to me like I'm Rocket Boys age. And slowly.
A baseball stat designed to simply a player's value by way of determining how many extra wins a team is expected to have by including a specific player over a replacement, or average, player. Theoretically, the more "wins above replacement", the better the player.

 

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All the stats geeks rolling in here hoping Wig has turned into one of us.

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Hello SweetFA, and welcome again to WIGMEDIA

A couple of weeks ago, I was lucky enough to play qooty against the team that sucks off the sim harder than any other team in the history of this place, the Mt Buller Demons.
And it was there that I had the absolute pleasure of meeting a couple of the newer members of our qooty community. Now, they may no longer be at Mt Buller, but that's beside the point, and a story for another day. The point is, it flicked a switch in a dark, dark corner of my mind......


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You see, I redid Pickitt avatar as Rocket Boy. Because I had put up a gif after he had again said something none too bright, using Rocket Boy, and then I called him Rocket Boy, and, well, he didn't like it very much. So I called him Rocket Boy again, and he didn't like it. So then I did this......

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and he reeeeeeeally didn't like it. And so now I always call him Rocket Boy, because it fits. Stay gold Rocket Boy.


The POINT of all this is, well, I quite often think of other people rather than a posters avatar. Some (well, many) posters around here, how they act, how they post, it reminds me of someone else. Most times it's a celebrity, or sometimes a character

So, I'm launching the Wigs Avatar Reassignment Project, the War Project.

I will be giving a broad range of posters new avatars that are the image of what pops into my mind when they post. And a brief explanation of why it is so.

Some may like them, most probably won't, but meh, who cares eh?




Oh, and if YOU have ever had similar thoughts about posters, maybe even yours truly, drop me a PM. If I think they work, I'll include them, and I'll even give you credit for the idea.

Righto, up next, the first few posters revealed.
I thought you bought nuclear subs to defend against the Wonders
 
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I thought you bought nuclear subs to defend against the Wonders
Paper planes would get the job done. Paper planes and water bombs.
 

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Evening all,

I just got home from a hard day out on the tools and the computer had some new results for me.

The next batch of highly scientific Wigs Avatar Reassignments have been delivered and printed. Here we go....




First up, philreich

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This was a predictable, yet confusing outcome. It seems phil's true avatar is Rodney Dangerfield, and this makes sense. Anywhere, any time, phil has the one liner or quick punch joke ready to go. Every match thread, it's non stop, he is a Dangerfield skit. I guess this means that Rodders' av doesn't fit. More on that another time.


Next to be spat out of the machine, Tigerturbulance

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This one actually causes me some pain. I agonised long and hard about revealing the truth. Turbo has spent seasons cultivating a myth, a front, an act that he is a behemoth of a man. Well, I can reveal tonight, that it's all an act. He is a frail, insecure little man that uses the internet to make himself feel better.
But don't scorn him, don't shame him, get around the man, what he is after is your love, your affection. He just needs to be held.


Next up, Barrybran


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Let's be honest, he wants to be cool, but in reality, he's the shit BeeGee. He plays for the Gumbies ffs.


Last in this round, SM


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Most of us, if not all of us, have had a "discussion" with SM at some point. He loves it (so do I :$ ), and will stick to his point in the face of the most blinding of light. When I think SM I think intelligent, well educated. I also think private school and probably a prefect, dobbing on kids for running in the halls. And two politicians make me think of this, Alexander Downer and Christopher Pyne. Now, given there is no evidence that SM has ever worn fishnet stockings, Chritopher Pyne was the choice. Then when you see Adelaide United in SM's teams, it all fits. Tell me when he posts you're not going to read it in Pynes voice, and I'll tell you you're lying.
 

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