Media WIGMEDIA: Why Is It So?

[Elton Johns Wig]

Dear Wignius

Why is it when I back one out, my nose runs?

thanks in advance.

Hello Test Tickle old chap.

Why is it so?

Consider this.

There is a very simple reason this occurs. this occurs, lets investigate.

Firstly, an evacuation at both ends means you are very full. Most likely, examining your posting, full of shit.

Secondly, thus. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. This is a statement describing Newtons Third Law of Motion in Physics, which essentially means that when one object exerts a force on another object, the second object exerts an equal and opposite force back on the first object; the forces act on different objects but are equal in magnitude and opposite in direction.


Essentially, watch yourself, and don't push too hard, as it won't just leak out of your nose, but shit will come out of your mouth. Now, some people say......