Media Why coffee made from this critter's poo is the number one seller ☕

[Pugsley]

Always knew Pugsley was full of shit, now we know why.

People pay good money.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I think its purely so Turbo could get us to see a picture of a pug firing coffee beans out of its butt

 

[Pugsley]

I think its purely so Turbo could get us to see a picture of a pug firing coffee beans out of its butt

It's a gift and a curse.

 

[Pugsley]

sabso is getting better

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I've turned into froth

 

[Fleabane]

Who needs a civit when you have Pugsley ?

Briliant initiative from Sabso's Daily Grind. Just been shooting the ad. Turbo, I reckon this could set us up for life!

 

[Pugsley]

Who needs a civit when you have Pugsley ?

Briliant initiative from Sabso's Daily Grind. Just been shooting the ad. Turbo, I reckon this could set us up for life!

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You can never get enough of a good thing my canine friend

 

[DemurePrincess]

Who needs a civit when you have Pugsley ?

Briliant initiative from Sabso's Daily Grind. Just been shooting the ad. Turbo, I reckon this could set us up for life!

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Missed opportunity there!

 

[Pugsley]

Missed opportunity there!
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[Fleabane]

Missed opportunity there!
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YOUR bean, not YOU'RE

 

[Pugsley]

YOUR bean, not YOU'RE

Rookie error.

 

[DemurePrincess]

YOUR bean, not YOU'RE

Crap! Let me go fix that

 

[Pugsley]

Crap! Let me go fix that

Too late

 

[DemurePrincess]

Too late

It’s never too late

 

[Pugsley]

It’s never too late

Its getting that way for me

 

[sabso]

[spolier]May not be chocolate[/spoiler]

Here’s the simpsons picture you asked for Wosh

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Poopi Pugwak coffee is the rarest coffee in the world but sabso is willing to do what he has to do to ensure his Daily Grind Coffee Bar stays ahead of the caffeine game, even it means using a product made from canine poo. Also known as Pugs coffee, this rare and unusual coffee is made from beans harvested from the feces of the Ophidian Old Boys Pugsley who is a somewhat fat hairy critter native to Spotswood and Baghdad.

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Warriors Big Fans of Poopi Pugwak Coffee​

Pugsley eats ripe coffee berries (amongst many other things), digest the pulp and poops out the beans while dragging his arse on the carpets at Spotswood, which is then harvested by sabso and sold as Poopi Pugwak coffee. The beans are usually found in small clusters, so it takes a long time for sabso to harvest a single kilo which then need to be laboriously cleaned before they can be roasted. But many coffee afficionados claim Poopi Pugwak coffee is worth the cost because of its unique flavor profile.

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Poopi Pugwak Beans Fresh from the Pug​

SWEET F.A. researchers discovered that Poopi Pugwak coffee beans had higher levels of fats, Italian food and alcohol flavor-enhancing compounds than traditionally harvested beans which affect the coffee's aroma and taste profile giving Poopi Pugwak coffee its unique taste. According to the research, the chemical differences between the Poopi Pugwak coffee and the traditionally harvested beans comes down to Pugsley's digestive system. Poopi Pugwak coffee beans undergo fermentation while being digested, causing chemical changes that likely affect the coffee's final flavour.

Poopi Pugwak coffee is the Daily Grinds biggest seller and will stay on the menu as long as Pugsley can keep dragging his arse down the Spotswood carpets shooting coffee pellets out.

 

[sabso]

Thanks for volunteering to find the coffee beans in the pile, tif

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Thanks for volunteering to find the coffee beans in the pile, tif

Oh I've read enough of these threads to know there's no coffee at all.

 

[sabso]

Oh I've read enough of these threads to know there's no coffee at all.

Then what have I been serving your fellow Warriors, and why are they telling me it’s the best coffee they’ve ever tasted?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Then what have I been serving your fellow Warriors, and why are they telling me it’s the best coffee they’ve ever tasted?

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[sabso]

Because you touch yourself at night.

Don’t you?

 

[Wosh]

Here’s the simpsons picture you asked for Wosh
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Ok

 

[Gralin]

Ok

Here's one you didn't ask for

 

[Wosh]

Here's one you didn't ask for

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Ok

 

[Gralin]

Ok