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Without Suzi

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Originally posted by Danny Chook Fan Club
With apologies to Marshall Mathers ...

A goal umpire goes round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside..
A goal umpires goes round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside..

Guess who's back, back again
Suzi's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back. Guess who's back…

We've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
Read Chooky no more they want Suzi; I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Suzi, then this is what she'll give ya
Her text messages sent from Ian Dicker
And how on Hawk Headquarters I flicked her
She likes Hawks, Kangaroos, Dockers and the umpires
But she don't like people not cooperating
So she runs off and sooks to the guys who are moderating. "Hey!"

There's no point discussing and debating
Cos the mods just think you're trolling and baiting
I know you got a job Ms. Olsen
But all goal umpires couldn't be this revoltin'
So BigFooty says 'let her be'
Or 'Let her be she', so let me see
We try to shoot her down consistently
But it feels so empty without Suzi

So come on and read her thoughts on Rod Eade
But don't fall for the lure or she'll call you immature
And get ready cos I'm about to get heavy
I just settled all my grief, "I love you, Suzi!!"

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Because we need a little group huggery
So let's all be nice to Suzi

Several crossed wires, she's starting fires
With everyone who feels like baggin' umpires
We start feeling like prisoners helpless
'Til Lethal comes along on a mission, takes the p|ss
He tells a story, an allegory
It starts a revolution
Pollutin' the boards, he's a rebel
'So why not just ignore?' mods ask
But ignoring such crap is too big a task
And even if a thread's nothing to do with Suzi
Soon enough she'll be there to confuse me

Well she's back na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Even though she's completely bana-na-na-na-nas
She logs in and then invents a convo
Like how she best mates with Rod Grinter
And she's being doing that crap the entire winter
She's interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Her chats with Schwabby are the best thing
She loves your attention, please
But she'll report any post that bags Suzi
Here's her 10 cents her 2 cents is free
She seems a few cents short to me

Now this looks like her post to me
Cos the conversation's imagin'ry
And we need a little maturity
Cos it feels so empty without Suzi

Yes this looks like her post to me
Cos everybody's laughing loudly
And the content's contradictory
Cos the head's so empty on Suzi

A tisk-it a task-it, she'll go t|t for tat with
All the Eagles' fans who say that Ken Judge's sh|t
eagleskickass, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than that little Voice of Reason bast@rd
jod23, you can get stomped by Suzi
You, Mead, carneagles, Visro and vicki
You're no Suzi, you're immature
Let it go, and grow up
Nobody listens to Frodo

Now let's go, just give her the signal
She'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
Her "grow up" posts are a bigger tradition
Than Dan's "top spot needs more recognition"
But sometimes this stuff just seems
Everybody only teases Miss Suzi
So this must mean she's misusing
The site, but it's cool, she's thin-skinned

Though she's not the first king of controversy
But at least Karl makes sense occasionally
Her use of wit is just so stealthy
That I think that I'm mentally unhealthy
"Hey" there's a concept that works
20 million other mindless trolls emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
There's just no match for our Suzi

Now she's the star of BigFooty
Makes less sense than jod23
Though there's no Ripper or TT
The site's much better with Suzi

Yes this looks like her post to me
Cos she's attacked me person'ly
And then gone crying to Bluey
Yes it feels so empty without Suzi

Hum dee dai la la Hum dei dei la la…la la la
Hum dee dai la la Hum dei dei la la…la la la
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Ok. This really shouldn't have been posted but it is very clever.
Have you posted this on your board?

If you have I will go and read it on there.

This shows that you have too much time on your hands Mark.
 

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'Fairn'tastic DCFC! It works so much better with the music!
 
Re: Re: Re: Without Suzi

Originally posted by Hawkforce


Behold the source of DCFC's inspiration!!!
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Hehe!! *cheers wildly*
 
Re: Re: Without Suzi

Originally posted by suzi_olsen

Ok. This really shouldn't have been posted but it is very clever.
Have you posted this on your board?

If you have I will go and read it on there.
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Why not just read it here? :confused:
 
Re: Re: Without Suzi

Originally posted by suzi_olsen

Ok. This really shouldn't have been posted but it is very clever.
Have you posted this on your board?

If you have I will go and read it on there.

This shows that you have too much time on your hands Mark.
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Guess who's back?
Suzi's back
 

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Originally posted by Danny Chook Fan Club

Her "grow up" posts are a bigger tradition
Than Dan's "top spot needs more recognition"
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That's the best line of all. I loved it DCFC you crazy man. Keep up the good work.
 
Suzi's cousin here folks!!!!!

That is pretty funny stuff.

Pity that you banned her from Hawk Headquarters DCFC.

She was not very happy about that.
 

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Originally posted by suzi_olsen
Suzi's cousin here folks!!!!!

That is pretty funny stuff.

Pity that you banned her from Hawk Headquarters DCFC.

She was not very happy about that.
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Are you related to Timmy Olsen?
 
Oh i just heard Eminems version of it on channel v, had Danny Chooks version up on screen to go along with the music and it was fabulous!! hehe!! Good work!

Give that guy a recording contract!
 

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