World record for stuffing marshmallows up 1 nostril...

[Polecat]

Six-hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.

 

[Uncle Steve]

Originally posted by Polecat
Six-hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.

and the world's stickiest bogey?

 

[Rusty Brookes]

Ahh, that would be Toxteth again.

World's stupidest bottom burp?

 

[Polecat]

Originally posted by Rusty Brookes
World's stupidest bottom burp?

"Rrrrick, Brrrrittain"


Ahh - the Daily Mirror Book of Facts !

 

[Bomber Spirit]

Who' been tampering with my questions?

It was me! It was me!!!

 

[redback]

OK I am going to be very rascist now & say he is probably jewish LOL only joking people someone was going to say it.

 

[Docker_Brat]

Oh no, this sticky bun is covered with human beings the siiize of amoebas.. here Jumbo, get that down your esophagus.

 

[Anton Grbac]

"Do not lean out of the window.........hmmmmm.......i wonder why?.............aaaahhhhh!!!!"



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[Bomber Spirit]

Let's be the dirtiest students in the whole world. Let's never wash our clothes again.

 

[Anton Grbac]

Originally posted by Bomber Spirit
Let's be the dirtiest students in the whole world. Let's never wash our clothes again.

" Whatta mean..........AGAIN!"


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[Docker_Brat]

Socks aren't vegetables man, they should be wiped out.

 

[Bomber Spirit]

Oh lah-de-dah, look what I have here. All of Felicity Kendall's underwear. It needs a good wash.

 

[NakedDeadGuy]

Originally posted by Rusty Brookes

World's stupidest bottom burp?

Rick, Britain.

Don't look at me I'm irrelevant.

 

[Mr Ripper]

In fact, just as John Hurt was known as the "Elephant Man", Bacon Sandwich here is known as the "pig ferret"!

 

[Polecat]

"Pray, remember, sir, he is human! He is...a man!"

"It's an elephant, Doctor."

"You unfeeling bastard, sir!"

 

[Rusty Brookes]

Originally posted by Polecat
"Pray, remember, sir, he is human! He is...a man!"

"It's an elephant, Doctor."

"You unfeeling bastard, sir!"

"I am an elephant, you know"