World's funniest joke?

[Dippers Donuts]

Apparently a university researcher in the UK is doing an on line study to find the world's funniest joke.

So far, this is winning...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up. "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"

Hmmm...not bad, although I haven't exactly split my shorts!!

 

[The Hitman]

World's funniest joke?

Fremantle Football Club...

Uh oh, I've done it now...

The Hitman

 

[Robbo1]

I would have to say that i have heard funnier jokes than that.......
The guys running the tests probably have no sense of humour anyway!

 

[Nic]

That's not that funny.

 

[BomberGal]

I've heard better.

 

[iceman]

Worlds funniest joke so far??

Surely not!!

 

[Damp Squarie]

Originally posted by Dippers Donuts
Apparently a university researcher in the UK is doing an on line study to find the world's funniest joke.

So far, this is winning...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up. "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"

Hmmm...not bad, although I haven't exactly split my shorts!!

This "post" has just pipped THAT joke as the funniest joke

 

[GoEagles]

Celeb jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in!

Why did the tunnel in Paris get so red?Because they got Di all over it.

What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?George Michael's latest release.

 

[Mr Ripper]

Re: Celeb jokes

Originally posted by GoEagles
Why did the tunnel in Paris get so red?Because they got Di all over it.

Princess Diana is an anagram of ascend in Paris.

 

[GoEagles]

Re: Re: Celeb jokes

Originally posted by Mr Ripper
Princess Diana is an anagram of ascend in Paris.

Golly gee! The things you learn from Mr Ripper, leaves Dan for dead!

I hope Osama Bin Larden isn't an anagram for Australian terrorist or something like that!

 

[Mr Ripper]

Another good one's Monica Seles / camel noises.

 

[Darky]

Originally posted by Mr Ripper
Another good one's Monica Seles / camel noises.

Mr Ripper / prim perm

 

[Mr Ripper]

Darky - Dr. Yak

 

[Dippers Donuts]

Actually I just got the world's funniest joke today in my christmas cracker...

"What was the bee doing in the middle of the road with it's legs crossed?"

"Looking for the BP station"

What a pearler, straight to number one with a bullet!!

Can anybody else top this cracker effort?

 

[Darky]

Originally posted by Dippers Donuts
Actually I just got the world's funniest joke today in my christmas cracker...

"What was the bee doing in the middle of the road with it's legs crossed?"

"Looking for the BP station"

What a pearler, straight to number one with a bullet!!

Can anybody else top this cracker effort?

Not with a clean joke, no.

 

[Dippers Donuts]

Originally posted by Darky


Not with a clean joke, no.

That's all right mate, the kiddies have gone to bed, let's hear it...

 

[Darky]

Originally posted by Dippers Donuts


That's all right mate, the kiddies have gone to bed, let's hear it...

I think it would offend 52% of the world's population, if you know what I mean.

 

[Dippers Donuts]

Originally posted by Darky


I think it would offend 52% of the world's population, if you know what I mean.

I didn't know there were that many lesbians around...

 

[The Hitman]

Originally posted by Dippers Donuts


I didn't know there were that many lesbians around...

...or Chienese...

...oh hang on...

The Hitman

 

[Mr Ripper]

The Hitman - hit anthem!

 

[Mr Ripper]

Dippers Donuts - poster did puns!

 

[GoEagles]

What do you do when you see a space man? Park in it

Go Eagles = Lego sage

 

[Dippers Donuts]

Originally posted by Mr Ripper
Dippers Donuts - poster did puns!

Ha ha - i like that. I tried doing it to dippers donuts too but kept coming up with "stupid" as the first word so abandoned the idea...

Mr Ripper = prime rep

 

[brampta]

Originally posted by GoEagles
What do you do when you see a space man? Park in it

Isn't it something like:

"What do you do when you see a spaceman?"
"Park, man"

 

[RichmondEmma]

Originally posted by Dippers Donuts
Apparently a university researcher in the UK is doing an on line study to find the world's funniest joke.

So far, this is winning...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up. "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"

Hmmm...not bad, although I haven't exactly split my shorts!!

wow that sure is the best joke ever it's a pretty good joke but i have heard better