Worst Player Nicknames Past or Present

[Elite Master]

I'll get the ball rolling.

#Leighfall - Barney.

 

[NorthernLights]

"Borris" Enright. It's never been explained how he got the nickname, but commentators use it as though they are his mate

 

[JoseMourinho]

Plugga /thread

 

[NorthernLights]

Also wasn't there a Carlton player nicknamed "The Dominator"?

I'm calling bullshit on that one, no way that can be his real nickname. Could you imagine his team mates calling for the ball? "Dominator! Yeah Dominator, I'm open!"
Or at the pub: "Hey Dominator, your shout mate."

You just wouldn't call anyone that.

 

[Bender_]

"Sunshine"

GTFO

 

[DapperJong]

BJ

 

[NorthernLights]

And 'Nat' Fyfe.

It's Nathan or Nate you flogs!! Nobody ever says 'Nat Brown' or 'Nat Jones'

 

[Vikingblood]

John Butcher- "The Future"

 

[Bender_]

And 'Nat' Fyfe.

It's Nathan or Nate you flogs!! Nobody ever says 'Nat Brown' or 'Nat Jones'

Unless your name is Natalie.

 

[Mofra]

"The Package"
"The Specimen"
Sounds like we're running a medical lab

"Dad" (Kieran Collins)

And of course "Galaxy" Coleman because he was such a space cadet

 

[The old campaigner]

The Weapon!

 

[JoseMourinho]

Unless your name is Natalie.

So it is actually Nic Natalie not Natanui?

 

[vjknight]

You little campaigner.

Sheedys nickname for tony Shaw at 1/4 time 1990 second semi.

Tony had walked past sheedy and told him his team looked slow.

Responded with "get ****ed you little campaigner"

 

[Gray Day]

Stevie ******* J

GAGF for that one Bruth you snivelling campaigner.

 

[RelaxMax]

Also wasn't there a Carlton player nicknamed "The Dominator"?

I'm calling bullshit on that one, no way that can be his real nickname. Could you imagine his team mates calling for the ball? "Dominator! Yeah Dominator, I'm open!"
Or at the pub: "Hey Dominator, your shout mate."

You just wouldn't call anyone that.

Liked for it's attention to detail

 

[LeverPuller]

Jack Watts - Killer

 

[RelaxMax]

Diesel made me laugh

It used to be an insult when we were kids

You'd call someone Diesel if they were a bit slow

Now it's a regular name

 

[brett15]

Blake "Dimma" Hardwick, they aren't very bright in Dingley

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

"Borris" Enright. It's never been explained how he got the nickname, but commentators use it as though they are his mate

Yeah why Boris???

 

[A Cut Above]

Shitcampaigner.

Oh wait, that's my own private nickname for Zac Dawson.

 

[DR Tipple]

Also wasn't there a Carlton player nicknamed "The Dominator"?

I'm calling bullshit on that one, no way that can be his real nickname. Could you imagine his team mates calling for the ball? "Dominator! Yeah Dominator, I'm open!"
Or at the pub: "Hey Dominator, your shout mate."

You just wouldn't call anyone that.

Wayne "The Dominator" Johnston got the nickname because of his constant boasting about his success rate with the opposite sex in night clubs telling all his team mates at every opportunity during the night that he was "Dominating"

 

[STP18]

Yeah why Boris???

"With the whole name thing, I already had the nickname Boris from when I was five or six, it had something to do with the fact I was a hyper-active kid and that Boris Becker was big at the time," Enright said.

"(Becker's) nickname was Boom Boom and I always used to boom boom around the room. I can't shake it, when I got over here I thought I would be safe but no, it stayed with me.

 

[DaVillaBlues]

"Dildo Breath" - That's what GWS players call ex teammate Adam Treloar...

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Whiskas. Didn't he change his name for a week?

 

[Plugger35]

Stevie ******* J

GAGF for that one Bruth you snivelling campaigner.

He's also responsible for calling Paul Chapman "Uncle Pauly". NTTAWWT