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so I get on the bus today and as I sit down, I overhear the midway point of a conversation this girl - about 16 by the looks of her - is having with two guys. she says "I had this client the other day who rang me cup asking about my service and what extras I did ..." which from my eavesdropping I can only presume means this girl is a school-age prostitute. :thumbsu:
 
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so I get on the bus today and as I sit down, I overhear the midway point of a conversation this girl - about 16 by the looks of her - is having with two guys. she says "I had this client the other day who rang me cup asking about my service and what extras I did ..." which from my eavesdropping I can only presume means this girl is a school-age prostitute. :thumbsu:
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Soooo, what extras does she do?
 
lol adelaide metro transport is interesting op, was with a few mates saturday trying to get back from ttp, we went to jb across the road, went to bus stop 1 and waited for 15 mins, went to another and waited 45 mins, finally caught one which was supposed to go to north east road, then it stops at paradise interchange and was end of the line. finally caught one which went through northgate for some random reason and finally got off across the road from my mates. adelaide buses are so feral though haha
 

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I'm sure I have created a few of these wtf moments myself. I have a lot of inside jokes running with my mates and if somebody took out of context would result in some head exploding WTFs
 
HSSB said:
lol adelaide metro transport is interesting op, was with a few mates saturday trying to get back from ttp, we went to jb across the road, went to bus stop 1 and waited for 15 mins, went to another and waited 45 mins, finally caught one which was supposed to go to north east road, then it stops at paradise interchange and was end of the line. finally caught one which went through northgate for some random reason and finally got off across the road from my mates. adelaide buses are so feral though haha
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Maybe that's cos you're catching them near TTP.
 
In College, me and couple of mates were sitting near the back of the bus, directly in front of two Grade 12 hotties.

Overhead the hotter of the two say, 'yeah, then he licked my arseh*le which felt weird but awesome at the same time.'
 
Was on the train in Melbourne (Hurstrbridge line, which probably explains a lot) and the two guys behind me spent basically the whole trip (about 40 mins) discussing how to bulk buy milk. They would have been in their late 20s. Thought it was quite odd.
 
At the beach last night and there was a couple about 15 metres away from us in the water aged around 16-18. We didnt really pay much attention to them until we heard this from the girl "Its only a vagina, whats so good and pleasing about it?"
 
As a kid on the train I overhead a lass (mid 20's) say "but it itches and burns the shit out of me. wtf did you do to me?"

Felt bad for chuckling.
 
HSSB said:
lol adelaide metro transport is interesting op, was with a few mates saturday trying to get back from ttp, we went to jb across the road, went to bus stop 1 and waited for 15 mins, went to another and waited 45 mins, finally caught one which was supposed to go to north east road, then it stops at paradise interchange and was end of the line. finally caught one which went through northgate for some random reason and finally got off across the road from my mates. adelaide buses are so feral though haha
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So you had no idea which bus you were meant to get on, so you got on a bunch of randoms ones, and were surprised that you didn't reach your destination?
 

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I was in the cafeteria once enjoying my lunch during my break as an intern doctor. A couple of tables behind me was Dr Cox. He got up me for eavesdropping. I apologised. Then he mumbled 'If that intern doesn't leave now I will kill him'. I got up and was about to leave when he quietly said 'Now I'll know that you were eavesdropping if you leave.'.

I sat back down.

He now thinks I wasnt eavesdropping.
 
I heard someone on the phone this morning say "should have used the nine millimetre, less messy".

I seriously hope they were talking about rabbit shooting.
 
If im by myself ill usually have my earphones in. Nothing worse than listening to random ppl talk.
 
King Elvis said:
So you had no idea which bus you were meant to get on, so you got on a bunch of randoms ones, and were surprised that you didn't reach your destination?
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No we got on a Bus that said it was going were we needed it to, but it didn't go there
 

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"He loves the slop, eats the slop!"
 
today there was this indie ****head walking with his gf in the city

they see an opened up storeroom thing, just a rollerdoor thats been left open

hear the girl go 'what is it'

guy goes 'i dont know but i love it'

wtf, its an empty space with rubbish inside
 
Power King said:
lulz had :thumbsu:
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to put it in context he was wearing those rayban aviators with the lenses popped out and had one of those stupid indie haircuts with the shaved sides and long on the top so it looks like elvis or something with shaved sides.

i didnt know what to think

made me sad that people like that exist.

on second thought i think he said 'i dont know but i just love the spatheee (Space)"
 
how was the girlfriend?

also an indie douche or normal looking?
 

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