Society & Culture wtf eavesdropping moments.

[clivewaterhousen]

indie douche

here is a google street view of the roller door, behind it was nothing, a couple of planks of wood maybe and a rubbish bin.

 

[kBuck]

I was in the cafeteria once enjoying my lunch during my break as an intern doctor. A couple of tables behind me was Dr Cox. He got up me for eavesdropping. I apologised. Then he mumbled 'If that intern doesn't leave now I will kill him'. I got up and was about to leave when he quietly said 'Now I'll know that you were eavesdropping if you leave.'.

I sat back down.

He now thinks I wasnt eavesdropping.

Way to butcher one of the best scenes from scrubs.

In year 10 english i overheard my mates girlfriend telling him about how she had anal sex with her black ex-boyfriend. I also overheard the same chick telling her boyfriend that she lost her viginity in year 8 behind the toilets at the big day out. You should have enough facts to make your own judgment about what type of girl she was.

 

[Football God]

I was in the cafeteria once enjoying my lunch during my break as an intern doctor. A couple of tables behind me was Dr Cox. He got up me for eavesdropping. I apologised. Then he mumbled 'If that intern doesn't leave now I will kill him'. I got up and was about to leave when he quietly said 'Now I'll know that you were eavesdropping if you leave.'.

I sat back down.

He now thinks I wasnt eavesdropping.

haha nice

this thread is getting good

 

[Damon_3388]

on second thought i think he said 'i dont know but i just love the spatheee (Space)"

Probably mirin' the "spatheee" for potential installation art piece or something similarly edgy

 

[King Elvis]

Way to butcher one of the best scenes from scrubs.

In year 10 english i overheard my mates girlfriend telling him about how she had anal sex with her black ex-boyfriend. I also overheard the same chick telling her boyfriend that she lost her viginity in year 8 behind the toilets at the big day out. You should have enough facts to make your own judgment about what type of girl she was.

The type of girl we'd all like to know.

clive - that guy was quoting Talladega Nights?

 

[BotsMaster]

This morning on the train I listened to a woman give one of her staff a bake over the phone about something that was broken and demanded that it be fixed immediately. " I don't care just fix it. I don't want to hear any excuses"

Last night overheard someone say that one of their tasks for the day was to stalk new employees online

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

This morning on the train I listened to a woman give one of her staff a bake over the phone about something that was broken and demanded that it be fixed immediately. " I don't care just fix it. I don't want to hear any excuses"

 

[mr bagcroft]

If im by myself ill usually have my earphones in. Nothing worse than listening to random ppl talk.

Sometimes on the train I like to have my earphones in, but not listening to anything. Then I can eaves drop all I like , like brownlow medal level.