You know your obsession with footy has gone too far when......

[acuguy]

Your nearly 3 year old son is watching the news and they are talking about tiger sharks at moreton island. They then throw to footage of dolphins and your son wants to know if the dolphins are Brisbane Lions Dolphins.

Your shopping with your 5 year old daughter and nearly 3 year old son and while sitting in the trolley they are singing the Brisbane Bears ( Yes Bears) theme song at full voice as you walk up and down the aisle of coles!

 

[GingerGreatness]

Your internal memory method of remembering which number petrol bowser you filled your car up at when you go in to pay is via reference to player guernsey numbers...

Filled my car up this morning at Lukey Power (#6) - last fill up was Vossy (#3)...

Try it - for forgetful prats like myself, it works a treat, and avoids the "ummmm, the blue one" awkward moments.

 

[Old Den]

Installed an exterior sun blind over a western window with maroon,blue and gold slats - but I wouldn't say that was going too far.

 

[Mayestro]

When all your analogies are football related.

"It's like when you're coming out of the backline...."

 

[Duritz]

You start using footballer's as analogies. "Played that hole beautifully, like a Simon Black handball."

Edit: Just realised that's pretty much the same as Nicky G's above me, apologies.

 

[Trjn]

When you remember phone numbers by Lions' players numbers.

04XX Lappin Leppa Lukey