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OK, here's a thread to voice your hatred of just about everything.

If you were to take all the things you hate, and combine them into one, what would it be?

For me, it would be a Whitlams concert at the Gabba, before a double header with games between Brisbane and Carlton and the Broncos and any other rugby league team, with the Whitlams singing that New Radicals song (the one on the Magna ads) with Adrian Hickmott, Glenn Manton and Jason Akermanis doing the backing vocals, with the whole event sponsored by Ford.

Make it stop, Make it stop!!:( :( :( :D
 
Wayne Jackson interviewing Jeff Gieschen at a luncheon hosted by John Elliott. Food includes Olives and Capers(ughhh). A Port Adelaide/Adelaide game. A seat in the legends stand surrounded by a mixture of said supporters with the afternoon sun blaring. The AFL putting on the pre game and half time entertainment, with the sound too loud (ala early Colonial) and Adelaide winning (we're the pride of South Aus-traillllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeea (loud)).

On the other hand it could be 10-12 major injuries and facing Collingwood ;)
 

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Shipwrecked on a Desert Island with John Howard and only

- Alex Lloyd to listen to
- Caeser Salad to eat
- Star Wars to watch, and
- The Daily Telegraph to read

I think I would rather put a gun to my head....
 
Originally posted by Bloodstained Angel
Shipwrecked on a Desert Island with John Howard and only

- Alex Lloyd to listen to
- Caeser Salad to eat
- Star Wars to watch, and
- The Daily Telegraph to read

I think I would rather put a gun to my head....

But of course, being the worst experience of your life, you don't have a gun :p
 
Stranded on a deserted Island with only:

- Jason Arkermanis, with no acne protection
- Courtney Love, continually stripping
- Hulk Hogan, continually stripping
- Caroline Wilson, constantly telling all of us we will die
- Episodes of Unreal TV being repeated over and over again
 
Being beaten up by fascist Carlton-supporting lawyers who take drugs, listen to Whitney Houston and aren't really into football all that much unless it's grand final week where they love it because they're corporate cardboards who have tickets.
 

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Originally posted by Marty Monster

- Episodes of Unreal TV being repeated over and over again

Or even worse, episodes of Unreal Adults Only TV being repeated over and over again.

My ultimate hate would be having to sit at an AFL President's luncheon address, be forced to watch a match where Joel Bowden gets 80% of his possesions in the last quarter when the match was all over, having to hear Anna Pinkus compere another segement of Barnes' Magical Moments at half-time.

Then get home just in time to see the news with Liberal and Labor politicians breathlessly criticising one another lest anyone notice that their policies are exactly the same, see an ad masquerading as a story for the next overhyped "Hollywood Blockbuster" coming to these shores, with Angela Bishop doing a report.

And in sport, yet another story on which overrated hack bowler is the world's fastest, Shoaib Akhtar or Bung Lee. To top off the perfect evening, a preview to the Sydney to Hobart yacht race.
 

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Being forced to attend, and watch, an entire game of soccer, with the half time entertainment being a rap artist, and the person I have to sit next to is anyone I don't like.

Oh my god, even I haven't done anything bad enough to warrent such torture.

Grendel may have, he's a Hawks supporter, but even then I have my doubts....;)

(sorry mate, lol)
 
Sitting through an entire Venessa Amarossi concert. Wait just seeing her in the flesh... ughhh! The only chick I'd ever come close to slapping. Same goes for Tina Arena.
 
Hey, it was my ultimate hate, not yours

and if saying I'd hate to sit next to someone is personal slagging, then I'd say that you Bomber Spirit, is a bit too precious, and have led a very sheltered life.

Try attending some footy matches, learn a bit about life son
 
I don't see it as being an issue of sheltered lives (hardly) or attending football games (and I've been to every AFL game in Sydney except 1 since 1995 and plenty in Melbourne as well going back way before then).
I just don't see naming individual posters on this board as pet hates is good for the tone of this site. But that's just my opinion.
 
Originally posted by Bomber Spirit
I just don't see naming individual posters on this board as pet hates is good for the tone of this site. But that's just my opinion.

This post was never meant as a payout session on how much you hate certain posters. It was meant to see the funny side of everything you hate.

There's just too much tension on these boards. Chill out everyone! ;) :D
 

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