Official Match Thread Season 17 Grand Final: Dragons FFC vs. West Coast Wonders @ Boncers' Castle

[The Filth Wizard]

How about adjusting this paragraph jenny61_99

"The Dragons are on a mission,
To win their first premiership flag
For the question is, can it be done
With or without the WAG?"

I'm not saying I'm sad that this is how I get in but I am posting this from an ambulance.

 

[Danoz]

I'm not saying I'm sad that this is how I get in but I am posting this from an ambulance.

Was reading a "humorous dad text messages" link on FB this morning. One of them was funnily similar to this.

 

[Brown Bottle]

A somewhat alliterative haiku for your consideration:

Sunday will deliver
fourth ******* flag for finest
fantasy franchise

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Was reading a "humorous dad text messages" link on FB this morning. One of them was funnily similar to this.

Did Humorous Dad get a mention in Jennys soliloquy?

 

[jenny61_99]

I can count at least four players in that poem that will be delisted, yet the Dragons future captain, most beloved player in the league and likely back to back best and fairest winner doesn't even get a mention?

I was even trying to spell the name acrostically but gave up with TTIB

I was going off dan oz stats! Let me know who I've missed ahem and I'll fix it. I must have read things not quite right.

 

[jenny61_99]

I'm not saying I'm sad that this is how I get in but I am posting this from an ambulance.

A waaambulance?

 

[HARPSichord]

Who is The Filth Wizard?

 

[croweater 41]

So far 15 people are stupid and wrong.

 

[HARPSichord]

So far 15 people are stupid and wrong.

You pressed the wrong number. Move you finger to the right one more.

 

[Brown Bottle]

another haiku

poor Filth Wizard is
but a pale shadow of his
ginger bro pantskyle

 

[croweater 41]

You pressed the wrong number. Move you finger to the right one more.

No I was correct with 15.

s**t we have the majority in the vote and are just a better team than the dragons. Everything is looking up for the wonders.

 

[akkaps]

No I was correct with 15.

s**t we have the majority in the vote and are just a better team than the dragons. Everything is looking up for the wonders.

What is this 15 you are talking about?

EDIT: Don't worry, the Dragons will win on Sunday. That's want counts.

 

[Andonis1997]

another haiku

poor Filth Wizard is
but a pale shadow of his
ginger bro pantskyle

pantskyle may you please
log out of your alias
thank you very much

 

[TheFreshBanana]

I haven't even casted my vote which is worth 10 in itself, and we're already winning. Must be a sign.

 

[akkaps]

I haven't even casted my vote which is worth 10 in itself, and we're already winning. Must be a sign.

* cough cough *

 

[HARPSichord]

No I was correct with 15.

s**t we have the majority in the vote and are just a better team than the dragons. Everything is looking up for the wonders.

How many people you paying off though?

 

[Uncle_Leo]

DemonJim I will make you DemonJane by the end of the game

 

[croweater 41]

How many people you paying off though?

15 to vote fore you guys so you don't feel so bad

 

[HARPSichord]

15 to vote fore you guys so you don't feel so bad

Well that just ruined the illusion.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I was going off dan oz stats! Let me know who I've missed ahem and I'll fix it. I must have read things not quite right.

It's all good. Just look to the top of most of the stats.

another haiku

poor Filth Wizard is
but a pale shadow of his
ginger bro pantskyle

I want to ask how you manage typing, fingering yourself and giving pants a handjob at the same time but I also don't want to hear the answer.

 

[HARPSichord]

I want to ask how you manage typing, fingering yourself and giving pants a handjob at the same time but I also don't want to hear the answer.

He's using his mouth for one of those tasks.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

He's using his mouth for one of those tasks.

Oh no. I just vomited in my mouth a little.

I've worked out the meaning of his user name...

 

[jenny61_99]

I have it on good authority that he's not Spider Pig anymore , he's Harry Plopper.

Harry Trotter?

 

[HARPSichord]

Oh no. I just vomited in my mouth a little.

I've worked out the meaning of his user name...

I'm now vomiting with you.

 

[jenny61_99]

I can count at least four players in that poem that will be delisted, yet the Dragons future captain, most beloved player in the league and likely back to back best and fairest winner doesn't even get a mention?

I was even trying to spell the name acrostically but gave up with TTIB

I've added this stanza:

The FilthWizard is a club legend,
he leads in most all stats,
He'll demolish those hapless Wonders
And turn their arses into flattened hats.