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Settle on the gang-flirting there, fellas
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embarrassed because of cramp? Must have ended early and he isn't telling you the full story.Not my story but friend of mines
He got a fair way on first date and was making out with her in her bed...... Until he pulled a cramp.
Pulled a cramp while making out and then 'had to go' because of embarrassment.
Unless it was a penis cramp, you stretch that *er out, take a salt tablet and finish the job. Weak as piss.Not my story but friend of mines
He got a fair way on first date and was making out with her in her bed...... Until he pulled a cramp.
Pulled a cramp while making out and then 'had to go' because of embarrassment.
Not my story but friend of mines
He got a fair way on first date and was making out with her in her bed...... Until he pulled a cramp.
Pulled a cramp while making out and then 'had to go' because of embarrassment.
I try to get more of it out of him but he never wants to talk about it. I think the amount of s**t we give to him already is enough for him hahaembarrassed because of cramp? Must have ended early and he isn't telling you the full story.
Met a Port supporting mate in Melbourne on the weekend. We went to the Prelim on Saturday and then hit the pub and then clubs afterwards.
Things are going pretty well and after a couple of hours the drinks were flowing and these two girls who were probably a couple of years older than us came over and started dancing with us. Anyway we bought them a few drinks and eventually invited them back to our hotel and they agreed. In the taxi we're going back to the hotel in we drove past this building site and the fence had a big yellow ISIS logo painted on it.
My mate, who is pretty far right with his political views turns to the driver who's an Arab bloke and says "Why the **** are those campaigners in Melbourne, **** off back to Syria you scum". Now the two girls who were all over us at this stage heard this and just got really pissed off at him, called him a racist and told the taxi driver to pull over and they got out.
Went home empty handed and a sure-thing went begging. The ******* redneck racist loudmouth prick...
OMG LOOOOOOL!!!Was it Stewies Power?
You did say they were older women...OMG LOOOOOOL!!!
Has Stewies ever been outside his mother's basement?
My heart is breaking </3Met a Port supporting mate in Melbourne on the weekend. We went to the Prelim on Saturday and then hit the pub and then clubs afterwards.
Things are going pretty well and after a couple of hours the drinks were flowing and these two girls who were probably a couple of years older than us came over and started dancing with us. Anyway we bought them a few drinks and eventually invited them back to our hotel and they agreed. In the taxi we're going back to the hotel in we drove past this building site and the fence had a big yellow ISIS logo painted on it.
My mate, who is pretty far right with his political views turns to the driver who's an Arab bloke and says "Why the **** are those campaigners in Melbourne, **** off back to Syria you scum". Now the two girls who were all over us at this stage heard this and just got really pissed off at him, called him a racist and told the taxi driver to pull over and they got out.
Went home empty handed and a sure-thing went begging. The ******* redneck racist loudmouth prick...
If only he had been told this sage advice beforehand:Met a Port supporting mate in Melbourne on the weekend. We went to the Prelim on Saturday and then hit the pub and then clubs afterwards.
Things are going pretty well and after a couple of hours the drinks were flowing and these two girls who were probably a couple of years older than us came over and started dancing with us. Anyway we bought them a few drinks and eventually invited them back to our hotel and they agreed. In the taxi we're going back to the hotel in we drove past this building site and the fence had a big yellow ISIS logo painted on it.
My mate, who is pretty far right with his political views turns to the driver who's an Arab bloke and says "Why the **** are those campaigners in Melbourne, **** off back to Syria you scum". Now the two girls who were all over us at this stage heard this and just got really pissed off at him, called him a racist and told the taxi driver to pull over and they got out.
Went home empty handed and a sure-thing went begging. The ******* redneck racist loudmouth prick...
Some wise old bastard once said:
"Better to keep quiet and have others think you a fool,
Than to speak and remove all doubt"
The girls, apparently.Was he telling the cab driver to **** off or ISIS?
She has said that I'm attractive before, but she 'wasn't interested being in a relationship with anyone'.
I really don't know. Ask questions if it helps you come up with something
Met a Port supporting mate in Melbourne on the weekend. We went to the Prelim on Saturday and then hit the pub and then clubs afterwards.
Things are going pretty well and after a couple of hours the drinks were flowing and these two girls who were probably a couple of years older than us came over and started dancing with us. Anyway we bought them a few drinks and eventually invited them back to our hotel and they agreed. In the taxi we're going back to the hotel in we drove past this building site and the fence had a big yellow ISIS logo painted on it.
My mate, who is pretty far right with his political views turns to the driver who's an Arab bloke and says "Why the **** are those campaigners in Melbourne, **** off back to Syria you scum". Now the two girls who were all over us at this stage heard this and just got really pissed off at him, called him a racist and told the taxi driver to pull over and they got out.
Went home empty handed and a sure-thing went begging. The ******* redneck racist loudmouth prick...
you'd think declaring ISIS are scum goes without saying though
its a convenient outlet for racists to say s**t like "go back to syria you scum" and say "oh no I just meant the ISIS ones" when questioned.
It doesnt need to be said.
Not really. I didn't exactly want her then...Friendzoned again
It was to enhance the reader with what kind of situation I was inNot so subtle brag.