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Settle on the gang-flirting there, fellas
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DardySingh360
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Met a Port supporting mate in Melbourne on the weekend. We went to the Prelim on Saturday and then hit the pub and then clubs afterwards.
Things are going pretty well and after a couple of hours the drinks were flowing and these two girls who were probably a couple of years older than us came over and started dancing with us. Anyway we bought them a few drinks and eventually invited them back to our hotel and they agreed. In the taxi we're going back to the hotel in we drove past this building site and the fence had a big yellow ISIS logo painted on it.
My mate, who is pretty far right with his political views turns to the driver who's an Arab bloke and says "Why the * are those campaigners in Melbourne, * off back to Syria you scum". Now the two girls who were all over us at this stage heard this and just got really pissed off at him, called him a racist and told the taxi driver to pull over and they got out.
Went home empty handed and a sure-thing went begging. The ******* redneck racist loudmouth prick...
Things are going pretty well and after a couple of hours the drinks were flowing and these two girls who were probably a couple of years older than us came over and started dancing with us. Anyway we bought them a few drinks and eventually invited them back to our hotel and they agreed. In the taxi we're going back to the hotel in we drove past this building site and the fence had a big yellow ISIS logo painted on it.
My mate, who is pretty far right with his political views turns to the driver who's an Arab bloke and says "Why the * are those campaigners in Melbourne, * off back to Syria you scum". Now the two girls who were all over us at this stage heard this and just got really pissed off at him, called him a racist and told the taxi driver to pull over and they got out.
Went home empty handed and a sure-thing went begging. The ******* redneck racist loudmouth prick...
Your friend is lame. At least he keeps up with the news, sort of.
Not my story but friend of mines
He got a fair way on first date and was making out with her in her bed...... Until he pulled a cramp.
Pulled a cramp while making out and then 'had to go' because of embarrassment.
He got a fair way on first date and was making out with her in her bed...... Until he pulled a cramp.
Pulled a cramp while making out and then 'had to go' because of embarrassment.
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embarrassed because of cramp? Must have ended early and he isn't telling you the full story.
Unless it was a penis cramp, you stretch that *er out, take a salt tablet and finish the job. Weak as piss.
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And another one joins the "Rookie List"
I try to get more of it out of him but he never wants to talk about it. I think the amount of s**t we give to him already is enough for him haha
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You did say they were older women...
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My heart is breaking </3
Was he telling the cab driver to **** off or ISIS?
The girls, apparently.
People, was this a sign she wanted something right then and there?
A year ago.
At my place.
We're good school friends.
She came over, we hugged. Went in my spare room to play a car racing game on PS2.
We did that for a good hour and a half.
She then went walking around my lounge room, to then sit on the couch, while I was bloody unpacking the dishwasher.
I joined her later and then we just talked about random s**t.
I have a L couch, she was in the corner, I was on one of the ends. I got closer to her at one stage I think because it was almost uncomfortable how far away we were.
We kinda did end just staring at eachother at a couple of times and made weird faces in reply to eachother, but I didn't think anything of it. We've done this before many times. After that she got a call from her bestfriend (massive **** whom everyone wants to get in with) and 15 minutes later, we hugged again and she left.
She has said that I'm attractive before, but she 'wasn't interested being in a relationship with anyone'.
I really don't know. Ask questions if it helps you come up with something
A year ago.
At my place.
We're good school friends.
She came over, we hugged. Went in my spare room to play a car racing game on PS2.
We did that for a good hour and a half.
She then went walking around my lounge room, to then sit on the couch, while I was bloody unpacking the dishwasher.
I joined her later and then we just talked about random s**t.
I have a L couch, she was in the corner, I was on one of the ends. I got closer to her at one stage I think because it was almost uncomfortable how far away we were.
We kinda did end just staring at eachother at a couple of times and made weird faces in reply to eachother, but I didn't think anything of it. We've done this before many times. After that she got a call from her bestfriend (massive **** whom everyone wants to get in with) and 15 minutes later, we hugged again and she left.
She has said that I'm attractive before, but she 'wasn't interested being in a relationship with anyone'.
I really don't know. Ask questions if it helps you come up with something
DardySingh360
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Friendzoned again
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She has said that I'm attractive before, but she 'wasn't interested being in a relationship with anyone'.
I really don't know. Ask questions if it helps you come up with something
Not so subtle brag.
Certainly lacking tact but I don't think disliking ISIS is particularly racist. I assumed he was referring to the people who painted the logo and not the cab driver though.
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you'd think declaring ISIS are scum goes without saying though
its a convenient outlet for racists to say s**t like "go back to syria you scum" and say "oh no I just meant the ISIS ones" when questioned.
It doesnt need to be said.
its a convenient outlet for racists to say s**t like "go back to syria you scum" and say "oh no I just meant the ISIS ones" when questioned.
It doesnt need to be said.
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Conquering has been done for 1000s of years. There's no wrong or right. We can't just claim to be above it because clearly the human race is still doing it. Some do it with roadside bombs and AK-47s and some do it with spy satellites and drones.
Edit: totally the wrong thread for this, please ignore thanks.
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Not really. I didn't exactly want her then...
It was to enhance the reader with what kind of situation I was inNot so subtle brag.
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