drviccles
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Our gym has a jukebox so sometimes I will put on all the 90's pop songs when working out. I'm sure 99% of them must hate my music choices LOL
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You're really trolling yourself with that rubbish.I ask questions that seem serious initially, but after a while the other person figures out I'm trolling them.
Exhibit A: *Young MC's Bust A Move is playing while an older mate and I are out (I'm 23, he's 33).
Me: This is a cool song.
Him: Yeah, it is.
Me: How old were you when it came out? Late twenties?
Him: No, I think I was a bit younge..... (notices me with a massive grin on my face) Oh, I get it; I'm old. Motherf*cker!".
Exhibit B: A mate of mine gets overly anayltical over text messages between him and this girl he's interested in and he has a habit of being very insecure about relationships.
He's explaining to me how she was being very "blunt" and not being overly nice to him and so he was getting really insecure.
Me: She was being blunt? F*ck man, time to cut her loose.
Him: Yeah, look at this shit! Yesterday she was giving me blow kisses and cheeky monkeys (emoticons), and today she isn't!.
Me: What a b*tch man. No blow kisses or cheeky monkeys? This is why the divorce rate is so high."
*he pauses suspiciously at my apparent outrage at no cutsey emoticons being given out, then sees me grinning*
Him: F*ck you.
Our gym has a jukebox so sometimes I will put on all the 90's pop songs when working out. I'm sure 99% of them must hate my music choices LOL
Earphones in = international symbol of 'leave me alone'. Hate it when I have them in and people are trying to talk to me.Wear earphones at my work and even though I know someone is trying to talk to me, I'll pretend I can't hear them.
Bradman>>>Tendulkar.
Wear earphones at my work and even though I know someone is trying to talk to me, I'll pretend I can't hear them.
I ask questions that seem serious initially, but after a while the other person figures out I'm trolling them.
Exhibit A: *Young MC's Bust A Move is playing while an older mate and I are out (I'm 23, he's 33).
Me: This is a cool song.
Him: Yeah, it is.
Me: How old were you when it came out? Late twenties?
Him: No, I think I was a bit younge..... (notices me with a massive grin on my face) Oh, I get it; I'm old. Motherf*cker!".
Exhibit B: A mate of mine gets overly anayltical over text messages between him and this girl he's interested in and he has a habit of being very insecure about relationships.
He's explaining to me how she was being very "blunt" and not being overly nice to him and so he was getting really insecure.
Me: She was being blunt? F*ck man, time to cut her loose.
Him: Yeah, look at this shit! Yesterday she was giving me blow kisses and cheeky monkeys (emoticons), and today she isn't!.
Me: What a b*tch man. No blow kisses or cheeky monkeys? This is why the divorce rate is so high."
*he pauses suspiciously at my apparent outrage at no cutsey emoticons being given out, then sees me grinning*
Him: F*ck you.
When people leave there trolleys unattended I take out some of their items.
I do this on the road. If someone is tailgating me on the freeway I’ll drop my speed to 90, or I’ll do my best to box them in.Saw a woman in ALDI last week rushing through the aisles, brushing past people etc to get whatever it was. I was nearly leaving so waited for her to rush to the register, at the last second stepped in front of her to queue for the register, oh she sighed.
I like to press all the buttons on an empty elevator sending it on a prolonged journey just to slow other people from getting the lift
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20+ floors FTW!
You're a weird unit.Hand out bits of paper to random people inscribed on it '' you are a dirty campaigner ''
I have 100 on hand that I give out daily. I thought people would appreciate me treating them like an adult, as well as being honest. But I get rather hostile looks.
fu** em.
I do this on the road. If someone is tailgating me on the freeway I’ll drop my speed to 90, or I’ll do my best to box them in.
I’ll be going 110 on the far right of the Eastern, and then a car will tailgate. I understand if I’m going 95. But I’m already 10 over.I've done the same but at the save time with someone in the right lane and doing less than the speed limit I have happily sat an inch off their bumper while we both did 80 and watched the freeway traffic stream by on the left.
* I never tailgate on single lane or left lanes, you've got the right to do whatever speed you want and it's just one of those things to get caught behind a slow driver... just maybe not in a far right lane.
Anyone going slower than you is an idiot, anyone going faster than you is a moron.