Game Day Kochie's swans vs the white noise power!

[Pt Augusta Power]

Well the players say Ken’s coaching real good. So let’s see if it’s them who are lazy and avoiding the contest tonight.

Although - this game might be one that they had pencilled in for a loss anyway.

 

[tribey]

Well the players say Ken’s coaching real good.

Mmmm, the Jonas-Rankine matchup wasn’t doomed to fail, it was because Jonas chose to have the speed and turning circle of the Tailem Bend ferry.

 

[Long live PAFC]

Sydney by 50+.

JHF will respond. Jezza, Dixon, Rioli and Todd each with one goal.

 

[Winestoppable]

We are not expected to win

So

Port by 4 goals

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[ClintEastwood]

Although - this game might be one that they had pencilled in for a loss anyway.

So cringeworthy, isn't it.

 

[Powertron]

If Ken doubles down and send Jonas to Papley…it’s 100% trolling us

 

[tribey]

So cringeworthy, isn't it.

If prominent players from literally any other club bar perhaps the Suns/Giants came out and deflected criticism in such a way, the media pack would be like a horde of wild dogs exposing every paradoxical and hypocritical statement the club has made in the past umpteen years.

“Chasing Greatness™”, “we expected to go undefeated”, “best list I’ve had in my time here”

≠

“ehhh we expected to be 1-2 anyway”

But we’re reliant on Michelangelo Goebbels, Graham Cornes Jr and Gerard The Nerdling for any such blowtorching, while the club’s arguably greatest player is characterised as “bitter” and a performative opportunist.

Dystopia.

 

[finbarr]

We are not expected to win

So

Port by 4 goals

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I expect Port to come out beathing fire and stay with the Swans up to about quarter time, or not even that. This team under this coach just cannot sustain anything for long periods. Opposition simply go into the break, reset a few things and then we're subjected to the camera penning to Hinkley for the rest of the game doing the Dave Hughes stare.

 

[Ports1870]

I read the title as “the white nose powder”

 

[HighBudget]

Go Swans, Smash Ken and his smug boys

 

[Freak Dodgeball Accident]

Dylan Williams to have a blinder but give away a dodgy free kick in the last couple of minutes which loses us the game. Then he's replaced next week by DBJ and never seen again

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

I expect Port to come out beathing fire and stay with the Swans up to about quarter time, or not even that. This team under this coach just cannot sustain anything for long periods. Opposition simply go into the break, reset a few things and then we're subjected to the camera penning to Hinkley for the rest of the game doing the Dave Hughes stare.

With arms crossed, touch of a smile on his face at times.

But very little else

 

[Steve Dore]

Dont worry the Easter Bunny will still come win lose or draw.

Sorry to disillusion you but the Easter Rabbit is as mythical as Kenny Hinkley's successful coaching career.

 

[manureid]

Sad when one of the main reasons you don't want to win is so my Easter isn't ruined by seeing Old Spirit fingers strutting on to the field smirking and smugging it up like a complete twat. Come on Swans.

 

[Marmozet]

at the pre match at the Paddington RSL and Kochie and Richo are here.

I didn’t say anything before the Collingwood game but…..

 

[tribey]

at the pre match at the Paddington RSL and Kochie and Richo are here.

I didn’t say anything before the Collingwood game but…..

if they start passing around funny-smelling cordial, do not drink it.

 

[TeeKray]

I am not emotionally invested at all. I don't care if we lose because I know this season is amounting to nothing but a sacking and equally I don't care if we win because I know it'll just be a false dawn on the way to said sacking. It's all just whatever going through the motions watching like a zombie to me.

 

[Doctor Feel]

at the pre match at the Paddington RSL and Kochie and Richo are here.

I didn’t say anything before the Collingwood game but…..

Lol why are we flying richo to sydney? So he can latibulate?

 

[drcollossimo]

Lol why are we flying richo to sydney? So he can latibulate?

Because he’s the Prez of the Ken fluffer squad wouldn’t want ol Donuts feeling a modicum of discomfort

Carn the Swans let’s go back to go forward

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Sorry to disillusion you but the Easter Rabbit is as mythical as Kenny Hinkley's successful coaching career.

Of course he is. The Easter Rabbit is just a silly story made up to fool kids.

I was talking about the Easter Bunny though, who is obviously as real as the fact that Ken Hinkley is in his 11th year of coaching without having made a grand final.

 

[HugeJohnson]

Have we ever played a night game at the SCG?

 

[afl2004]

Have we ever played a night game at the SCG?

Yeah the last time we lost there

 

[Marmozet]

Yeah the last time we lost there

Nah, 2016 game was a Saturday arvo.

 

[Jojay]

Have we ever played a night game at the SCG?

Good question

 

[Marmozet]

Have we ever played a night game at the SCG?

2015, night before Phil Walsh died.

2011.