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I’ll play catch up, say something funny!Screw the rest of you, I’m drunk
Yesterday my wife asked me to pass her lipstick to her, but I accidentally passed her a stick of super glue instead. She's still not talking to me........
Sleeping is my favourite activity. If I could get paid for sleeping that would be my dream.
Tough call either way, but our best footy will be good enough.Do you wanna win tomorrow and play Brisbane at the GABBA, or lose and play the pies at the G
You mean something like this? "Research has shown that 1 person in 4 is mentally unstable. Interview 3 friends - it they're OK, you're it."I’ll play catch up, say something funny!
Oh to have the luxury of deciding for myself how much to sleep each nightMy sleep patterns tend to vary widely. I normally sleep 6-7 on weeknights and push 10 on weekends (depending on how busy I am though), yet I have phases where I can operate on 4-5 hours a night for weeks at a time, and feel constantly fresh. Atm in a phase where I want more sleep, but that may change in a couple of weeks
You mean something like this? "Research has shown that 1 person in 4 is mentally unstable. Interview 3 friends - it they're OK, you're it."
Something funnyI’ll play catch up, say something funny!
I must say meeting Mrs Palmer and here clan means I’ve got plenty. I’m a lucky man.Man, who tf has three friends?!?!