damicky
🐀 Remy 🐀
- Mar 22, 2019
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Before we begin, let's start with a bit of humour:
My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone. It's my way or the Huawei.
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Man and wife are checking out of a hotel. The man notices the bill includes a $50 fee for use of the swimming pool. He tells the hotel clerk they didn't use the pool. The clerk replies, "That's not the issue sir, it was there all the time for you to use."
"OK", says the guy and proceeds to pay the clerk $100 less than the bill.
The clerk says, "Wait a minute sir, this amount is $100 short."
"No it's not", says the guy, "I'm charging you $100 for having sex with my wife."
The clerk is shocked and says, "Sir I can assure you I did not have sex with your wife."
The man replies, "That's not the issue, she was there all the time."
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Welcome to a clash that pits 10th vs 13th
The Furies slipped to 1-3 after snatching defeat from the jaws of victory against The #lolWonders
After 4 straight losses, The Bombers finally got their first win on Sunday
Is it too early to say that the loser of this match is done for the season?
Furies
Who’s hot
crazywildhorse: 19 possessions & 13 tackles
Edmund hunt: 31 possessions, 6 marks & a goal
Who’s not
Sab22: 2 handballs
Rioli8217: 4 possessions
Bombers
Who’s hot
Norway blue: 21 possessions & 10 tackles
Bovo: 22 possessions, 4 marks & a goal
Who’s not
iDOn: 1 kick
VeinGlorious: 5 possessions
Who wins?
This is a tough one
The Bombers need a win & The Furies want to lose
It's a DRAW!
Captains please note: The deadline for team sheet submission is Thursday 11:59 PM Perth Time
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