Imagine all the commentators working together. I've attempted to summarise what BigFooty users think this would look like:
Dermott Brereton: "he's a good kid, this kid, oh he's a little ripper isn't he, he's a good 6'2, 6'3 and a half in the old measure, 13-14 stone" [goes off on a tangent ... ends up talking about himself ... returns to topic 5 mins later] "yeah he hasn't got the biggest engine, but gee he can run can't he; he's from Tassie, he's a beauty this kid, now he needs to add another stone or two, but gee he's a big kid"
Tony Shaw: "no doubt Derm, no doubt. Doubtless he'll be 10 year player, without doubt. About that Derm, there can be no doubt"
Luke Darcy: "say that again?"
Tim Watson: "that's fascinating; that's really interesting. Bombers bombers bombers bombers Hird Hird bombers Essendon Essendon Hird bombers bombers Hird"
Malcolm Blight: "Ah, um, geez oh, hmmm yeah I just... ah I dunno about that, ah geez yeah hmmm ahh, yeah I'm not sure about that hmmm"
Spud Frawley: "If you're a defender you can't let your man get goal side. He'll learn from that"
Bruce MacAvaney: "OHH RIOLI, CLEVERRRRRRR little chip, squeezes it out, SCRUMPTIOUS !! You just get the feeling Geelong need the next goal here, just to make things interesting, don't ya feel Hame?"
Hamish MacLachlan: ... [no response, he's busy using Harley's head as a mirror to whiten his teeth while using other hand to update his wikipedia page with new whiter teeth pic].
Tom Harley: "projections show the tigers are meeting their KPI's but upper lower middle management players like Rance need to strategise, rationalise and de-stigmatise functionality to respond to the changing globalised environment of the game with the aim of outstanding achievement in the field of footballing excellence"
Dwayne Russell: "that's a CHAOS COMMENT !!"
Dougie Hawkins: "Triffic play, breeent play, just triffic stuff by Johnnie Woodcock" [Graham Johncock]
Robert Walls: "the big strong cat cam mooney needs to assert himself here, PUT HIM IN THE RUCK"
Robbo: "mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble (hic)"
Caroline Wilson: "my sources tell me Gary Ablett jnr is going to Manchester United FC on a 7-year deal next year"
Drew Morphett: "And....er.....Christen...er......Dun...er....Horlin-Smith gets the ball, kicks it long inside the fifty to HAWKINS WHO MAKRS.............oh no he didn't quite grab it.....oh but it's crumbed by....er.....a Geelong player......who.....er....OH HE'S KICKED A GOAL!!!.....oh no, just missed....."
James Brayshaw: "OHHH LITTLE JAKEY, LITTLE PUSHUP, OHHH THE PUSHUP KING GOES NUTS AND SAYS LOOK AT ME, I'M THE PUSHUP KING" [for at least 5 mins straight]
Jason Dunstall: "Hawks hawks hawks hawks hawks dunstall hawks hawks nice goal"
Brian Taylor: "OHH BOY WOWWWEEEEE, WHADDYA THINK ABOUT THAT BIG RICHO MAN?"
Richo: "I have a theory that the team that scores the highest score will likely win this match"
Andy Maher: "yooze blokes are top blokes yooze blokes are"
Bill Brownless: "you're just a massive four-eyed flogmeister Andy, floggity floggity flog flog floggo. time for FROFFIES"
Hamish MacLachlan: "I am not Rompingwins, but I did run over Cotch's dog TROLOLOL"
Rex Hunt: "and YAAAABBBBLEETTTTTTT worm burns a SPEEEARING SPEARING daisy cutter to the sheizhenhouzhen and the air filled conveyance absolutely DECRANIUMISES Sean Wellman, and he is not a well man"
Huddo: "ffs, wtf am i doing here with these clowns"
Dermott Brereton: "he's a good kid, this kid, oh he's a little ripper isn't he, he's a good 6'2, 6'3 and a half in the old measure, 13-14 stone" [goes off on a tangent ... ends up talking about himself ... returns to topic 5 mins later] "yeah he hasn't got the biggest engine, but gee he can run can't he; he's from Tassie, he's a beauty this kid, now he needs to add another stone or two, but gee he's a big kid"
Tony Shaw: "no doubt Derm, no doubt. Doubtless he'll be 10 year player, without doubt. About that Derm, there can be no doubt"
Luke Darcy: "say that again?"
Tim Watson: "that's fascinating; that's really interesting. Bombers bombers bombers bombers Hird Hird bombers Essendon Essendon Hird bombers bombers Hird"
Malcolm Blight: "Ah, um, geez oh, hmmm yeah I just... ah I dunno about that, ah geez yeah hmmm ahh, yeah I'm not sure about that hmmm"
Spud Frawley: "If you're a defender you can't let your man get goal side. He'll learn from that"
Bruce MacAvaney: "OHH RIOLI, CLEVERRRRRRR little chip, squeezes it out, SCRUMPTIOUS !! You just get the feeling Geelong need the next goal here, just to make things interesting, don't ya feel Hame?"
Hamish MacLachlan: ... [no response, he's busy using Harley's head as a mirror to whiten his teeth while using other hand to update his wikipedia page with new whiter teeth pic].
Tom Harley: "projections show the tigers are meeting their KPI's but upper lower middle management players like Rance need to strategise, rationalise and de-stigmatise functionality to respond to the changing globalised environment of the game with the aim of outstanding achievement in the field of footballing excellence"
Dwayne Russell: "that's a CHAOS COMMENT !!"
Dougie Hawkins: "Triffic play, breeent play, just triffic stuff by Johnnie Woodcock" [Graham Johncock]
Robert Walls: "the big strong cat cam mooney needs to assert himself here, PUT HIM IN THE RUCK"
Robbo: "mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble (hic)"
Caroline Wilson: "my sources tell me Gary Ablett jnr is going to Manchester United FC on a 7-year deal next year"
Drew Morphett: "And....er.....Christen...er......Dun...er....Horlin-Smith gets the ball, kicks it long inside the fifty to HAWKINS WHO MAKRS.............oh no he didn't quite grab it.....oh but it's crumbed by....er.....a Geelong player......who.....er....OH HE'S KICKED A GOAL!!!.....oh no, just missed....."
James Brayshaw: "OHHH LITTLE JAKEY, LITTLE PUSHUP, OHHH THE PUSHUP KING GOES NUTS AND SAYS LOOK AT ME, I'M THE PUSHUP KING" [for at least 5 mins straight]
Jason Dunstall: "Hawks hawks hawks hawks hawks dunstall hawks hawks nice goal"
Brian Taylor: "OHH BOY WOWWWEEEEE, WHADDYA THINK ABOUT THAT BIG RICHO MAN?"
Richo: "I have a theory that the team that scores the highest score will likely win this match"
Andy Maher: "yooze blokes are top blokes yooze blokes are"
Bill Brownless: "you're just a massive four-eyed flogmeister Andy, floggity floggity flog flog floggo. time for FROFFIES"
Hamish MacLachlan: "I am not Rompingwins, but I did run over Cotch's dog TROLOLOL"
Rex Hunt: "and YAAAABBBBLEETTTTTTT worm burns a SPEEEARING SPEARING daisy cutter to the sheizhenhouzhen and the air filled conveyance absolutely DECRANIUMISES Sean Wellman, and he is not a well man"
Huddo: "ffs, wtf am i doing here with these clowns"
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