Banter 2015 Free for All - opposition welcome. Alleged sighting of giants in Sydney's outer west! (p83)

[Kappa]

*Error, no footage of Kreuzer actually playing football could be found*

 

[slashin_velvet]

Clarkson, Judd and Houli all having confrontations with members of the public....and none were collingwood supporters. You fellas have to lift - you have a reputation to uphold.

 

[eddiebankbalance]

If I were a Carlolton supporter and popped into this thread for a bit of a read, I would more than likely throw myself into a corner, pose the fetal position and cry my eyes out.

 

[jezzajay]

Visy brought him down, along with Carlolton.

Crispo...your retorts are crappo!

 

[jezzajay]

Too true. Got me there.

However, I respect that you live by the age-old adage:

Give a man a sausage he eats for a day.

Give a Carltonian a BBQ he eats for a lifetime.


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[jezzajay]

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I slept with a Carlolton supporter. But now I'm in rehab

a collingwood supporter in rehab....who'd have thunk it!

 

[eddiebankbalance]

Crispo...your retorts are crappo!

Like, you're on top of the world with all the s**t and giggles and won one game, woo hoo

 

[jezzajay]

Chris Judd

Christopher Dylan "Chris" Judd (born 8 September 1983) is a professional FRAUDSTER. Traded to Carlton for Kennedy. pick No. 3 and 20. In what should have been Carlton's rebuilding phase the Blues opted for a publicity stund in recruiting Judd to drive their waning membership. The cost 2008-2015 = 0 premierships.. Carlton's inability to trade due to salary cap pressures of paying his $1mil salary. The after effects of the Judd trade.. no premiersHips until 2025. Judd has effectively cost Carlton 17 years of heartache and dissapointment. 2008-2025 = 17 yrs without a premiership = JUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. FOR THAT ALONE.. I WILL ALWAYS GIVE A ONE C JUDD 3 VOTES! JUDDY YOU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEAUTY! YOU SUCKED EM IN BUDDY!!!!

I cant see where he's committed fraud?
And how you can foresee what happens between now and 2025 is interesting, although I'm sure that lonely light bulb in your skull has had brighter moments...good luck with that!

 

[jezzajay]

Like, you're on top of the world with all the s**t and giggles and won one game, woo hoo

yeah nah....i dont hang my hat on 3 weeks of footy...

 

[jezzajay]

i think you just broke the internet with your 'best (and most original) post ever' - bravo!

 

[jezzajay]

lol Carlolton, sucked in hahaha lol

blooze looze hahaha

the gift of giving, smoke carlolton for pain relief hahaha

rofl at carlolton

....again!

 

[eddiebankbalance]

yeah nah....i dont hang my hat on 3 weeks of footy...

Jezza jizz

 

[jezzajay]

Dont know why all the complaints about the memes in this thread. Childish? Amateurish? Not very funny?

I love them. They are a simple and elegant way to convey how absolutely crap Carlton are.

I also enjoy the many faces of Mick: frightened, sad, yearning, even a bit befuddled and confused. He needs some assistance, someone to lead him back to the light. When I get over my deep and growing loathing for him, I may offer to help.

maybe in your backyard...

 

[Jasper84]

Thread has taken a nosedive. Might check back later in the week.

I assume this is what happened at your club when it came time to renew your memberships this year.

 

[eddiebankbalance]

lol @ Carlolton

...and the Brisbane Beams

LMAO

 

[BringouttheGimp]

i think you just broke the internet with your 'best (and most original) post ever' - bravo!

Thanks bud.. you are a bastion in thought.

 

[eddiebankbalance]

Two Beams walk into a club. One Beam says to the other Beam "we're not tall enough"

 

[eddiebankbalance]

....again!

Seek help now, 19 more games to be played

 

[jmac70]

Carlton are the new Richmond.

 

[eddiebankbalance]

Carlton are the new Richmond.

Carlton are Richmond and Richmond are Carlton, it's never damn ending - two morphing/merging s**t teams!

 

[jezzajay]

collingwood are essendon....essendon are collingwood....
see what i did there...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA out of control!

 

[jmac70]

collingwood are essendon....essendon are collingwood....
see what i did there...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA out of control!

Do you think your current board are capable of providing a unified vision for the future?

 

[eddiebankbalance]

collingwood are essendon....essendon are collingwood....
see what i did there...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA out of control!

Nope!

P.S Carlton are s**t and you know it!

 

[jezzajay]

ya what...??

 

[eddiebankbalance]

ya what...??

Ya nuts!