Resource AFC Coaches Manual

[FR0GGY]

Alright let’s put together a coaching Manual with some key words from present and past coaches, for the next coach of the AFC whoever that happens.
All the positive nellies can refrain from posting if they like.


STACKED - this is the label put on any midfield that is glacier slow and with terrible disposal, loses the title if you replace with youth.

CONTINUITY - this is what senior players need in order to find form.
Must not be done in the SANFL, this is for younger players.

 

[George Kramer]

Alright let’s put together a coaching Manual with some key words from present and past coaches, for the next coach of the AFC whoever that happens.
All the positive nellies can refrain from posting if they like.


STACKED - this is the label put on any midfield that is glacier slow and with terrible disposal, loses the title if you replace with youth.

CONTINUITY - this is what senior players need in order to find form.
Must not be done in the SANFL, this is for younger players.

Good thread but all those who have you on ignore wont see it.

NON-STASTICICAL ROLE - for forwards who cant get the ball and the coaches create a term to keep them in the team before eventually dumping them

 

[dogs105]

Alright let’s put together a coaching Manual with some key words from present and past coaches, for the next coach of the AFC whoever that happens.
All the positive nellies can refrain from posting if they like.


STACKED - this is the label put on any midfield that is glacier slow and with terrible disposal, loses the title if you replace with youth.

CONTINUITY - this is what senior players need in order to find form.
Must not be done in the SANFL, this is for younger players.

44 David Mackays - Holy Grail of list management

 

[Scorpus]

YOU TRY TELLING X HE'S NOT PLAYING - Justification for bringing back an injured senior player too early

 

[Pugsley]

Weeties packet board

 

[Scorpus]

BACK THEM IN TO RESPOND - What you say when multiple senior players have performed badly, but you can't drop them because they have gold passes, so you go in unchanged next week

 

[footy4ever]

WE'LL HAVE A LOOK AT OUR STRUCTURE AND SEE IF IT NEEDS TO BE TWEAKED.

1) - We really do have a s**t game plan
2) - Our skill level is garbage

 

[Scorpus]

The Don Pyke special

AN EVENT, NOT A TREND - When there is a clear trend of poor performances, but they don't occur consecutively; you say this and hope supporters don't remember or notice

 

[jackster83]

GAVE OUR FORWARDS A LOT OF LOOKS - repeatedly bombing it inside 50.

 

[FR0GGY]

HOT DAY - anything above 25

 

[Scorpus]

GOOD KID FROM A GOOD FAMILY - A first round draft pick with questionable football ability

 

[1990crow]

"We're going to go to work."
Well no s**t Nicksy, that's what you get paid for.

 

[FR0GGY]

HALF FORWARD FLANKER - usually around 180cm and the best player to bomb the ball on top of with a forward entry.

 

[FR0GGY]

RUCKMAN - an excellent player to handball the ball to in a quick chain if you can’t find a hot or flat footed player.

 

[baldandbroke]

WE’LL LEARN FROM THAT. When ever something happens in game that we definitely should already know that makes us look like mini-leaguers.

 

[baldandbroke]

WE ARE A YOUNG GROUP - don’t judge us by the players you see before you who are old as the hills, we have hidden players that are actually heading into their prime but we choose to keep them under wraps.

 

[baldandbroke]

HE SETS THE STANDARDS AT TRAINING - please ignore his standard in game.

 

[George Kramer]

WE DIDNT PLAY CROWS FOOTBALL we were s**t and don’t have much else to say

 

[FR0GGY]

WE DIDNT PLAY CROWS FOOTBALL we were s**t and don’t have much else to say

Sounds like that’s from the port Adelaide play book

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

DEVELOPING MIDFIELDERS
Oscillating between the half forward flank, the sub role, the travelling emergency and the SANFL team is the perfect way to develop A Grade midfielders

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

DELISTEES
It's important to keep players you've decided to delist in the team right up until Round 22, especially if you can't make finals

 

[George Kramer]

DOESNT HAVE THE TANK so we cant play him at a Centre Bounce, not once

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

BUILDING YOUR COACHING PANEL
If a line coach isn't working out just give them a different role

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

SELECTION
After a win - no changes. Never change a winning team.
After a loss - no changes. Back the boys in to respond.

 

[FR0GGY]

INJURED PLAYER - if a senior player, play them if they are a developing player rest them.
If they are a senior but you 100% know they won’t make a full game, name them as sub.