Autopsy AFL 2023 Round 6 - Dockers v Dogs Fri April 21st 8:10pm AEST (Perth Stadium)

[Lex22]

Why are the Dogs talking so much words vomit. They need a media coach this is dreadful.

Adam Treloar literally the worst person on earth to interview. never again please.

I love Treloar. Kind, has a big heart, but yeah, he’s at least a few cans short of six-pack & has zero media appeal.

Lucky he can play footy.

 

[Lex22]

If i was pies id get in his ear cos pies need a key forward. Free agent soon?

Collingwood are still paying one of their best mids to play for us.

No chance that they’d have Naughton coin.

 

[kuhni]

Bontempelli is nearing 200 goals as well.
He will probably go very close to 450 goals as he would be a perfect forward in his final years.

I know you cats are used to players going into their mid 30s... but he's 28 this year...

 

[matthew_s]

I can't believe freo and its fans put so much time into a C grade player like Lobb. Boggles the mind.

Freo going so well they've played in 2 grannies already this year.

 

[revo333]

I can't believe freo and its fans put so much time into a C grade player like Lobb. Boggles the mind.

Me either, still don't know why we picked him up but happy for the Freo players to loose their cool over it.

 

[MisterB]

I doubt that Alex Pearce

25

Alex Pearce

Age

28

Ht

201cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.6

3star

K

5.2

2star

HB

5.4

4star

M

3.4

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

106.3

2star

No current season stats available

D

11.0

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

6.0

4star

M

4.4

4star

T

0.8

3star

MG

103.2

2star

could get a kick in a stable full of horses. Just not AFL captain material. Mind you Alex Keath

42

Alex Keath

Age

32

Ht

198cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.0

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

5.1

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.5

3star

MG

206.7

3star

D

11.0

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

3.8

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.6

1star

MG

193.4

3star

D

11.4

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

4.6

5star

T

2.6

4star

MG

165.0

3star

operates at the same level of competency. Makes some baffling decisions out there. But at least he is not a skipper.

 

[Dazb86]

Strange tactic to rough up a spud 3rd tall as your main focus but I'll take the win.

 

[Sully111]

Is Peter Bell still at the dockers?

Surely there's pressure on him if he is.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Not sure if posted already:

 

[Osho]

The Bont is a tough match up.

Plays big, small, offense, defence, skilled, covers large territory.

A rare unit.

 

[Doggy]

Are Dogs fans ok with Richards in defence? Looks like he's always about to cough it up, turn it over. Doesn't look comfortable down there.

Awful take

 

[Doggy]

Well done Jones! Go the two hands and don’t try and spoil it, let the ruckman mark it behind you!

I adore watching Liam Jones

Played well.

And Carlton have ... Plowman

 

[Mofra]

Nice Rory

 

[Toump Ass]

I love Treloar. Kind, has a big heart, but yeah, he’s at least a few cans short of six-pack & has zero media appeal.

Lucky he can play footy.

Yeah I feel the same, gun player and a ripper bloke, all that matters really. But a little tough to listen to!

 

[Bald]

Are Dogs fans ok with Richards in defence? Looks like he's always about to cough it up, turn it over. Doesn't look comfortable down there.

Comfortably playing the best footy of his career right now, he was a little fumbly last night but yes, Dogs fans are very, very ok with what he's doing. Been excellent and would be in the top 10 of our best and fairest at this early stage.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

I liked Bevo shaking things up by moving Daniel to the foward line, even if meant robbing Peter to pay Paul somewhat.

Libba in AA form right now.

Dogs just need to start stringing consecutive wins together and they are definitely back in the finals race

 

[Toump Ass]

Pearce is the worst captain in the AFL. Been s**t this year and seemed to be “leading” the troops getting into Rory Lobb

7

Rory Lobb

Age

31

Ht

207cm

Wt

106kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

6.7

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.4

4star

G

0.9

4star

D

11.3

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.3

2star

M

4.6

4star

T

1.4

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

7.0

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.6

3star

. Captain should have been Serong or Brayshaw or both.

Longmuire is a dickhead. In the press conference saying the focus on Rory wasn’t an issue. Yes it was you lying prick. It’s a professional sport of course not focusing on the actual game is an issue. Imagine handing a goal to your opposition when the game is in the balanace because you want half your team to pull some other player’s jumper instead. “Booo rory hahaha you play for Dogs now!!” what were they even saying to him?

Fremantle, more like FLOGmantle. Look at them. Pathetic.

 

[Doggy]

It's the Bulldogs, they get frees for being breathed on

Another salty Sydney supporter who can't get over the past. Move on already, it's getting pathetically sad

 

[Doggy]

Imagine low balling Dunkley and then trading in lobb. What a nightmare down at the doggy kennel

Imagine bringing in Daniher, failing to have any success with it, and also having no clue

 

[Elixuh]

Imagine bringing in Daniher, failing to have any success with it, and also having no clue

Thanks doggy, good boy

 

[Doggy]

Only the Dogs can get a good run from the umpires away from home.

You do realise the dogs are second last on the differential table, right? Do you ever contribute anything other than running commentary and umpire whinging

 

[Doggy]

Thanks doggy, good boy

And the response of someone with no idea. Thanks for backing up the nuffy Brisbane supporters call

 

[Doggy]

Jones has twice been caught between forwards and not affected either contest

I love you Liam

I really do

Definition of obsession.

Give it a rest

 

[WilloTree]

I doubt that Alex Pearce could get a kick in a stable full of horses. Just not AFL captain material. Mind you Alex Keath operates at the same level of competency. Makes some baffling decisions out there. But at least he is not a skipper.

You watched the whole game and came up with "Alex Pearce could get a kick"

My goodness man. That's a terrible take on the game as a whole.

 

[GoEaglesGoSGIO]

The below GIF is basically how Bulldogs spread from a clearance