Only a few years ago, the average parents had four children.
Nowadays, the average child has four parents.
Nowadays, the average child has four parents.
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I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said, "Thanks". I said, "Don't mention it".
"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me.
"Well, it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009," I informed him.
"Really?" he asked.
"No," I replied.
Chinese authorities are struggling to find the missing Malaysian plane.
Has anyone suggested that they open their eyes properly?
Oh that's just wong.Chinese authorities are struggling to find the missing Malaysian plane.
Has anyone suggested that they open their eyes properly?
Oranges can be either male or female.
The males sometimes unexpectedly squirt in your eye.
The females are bitter for no apparent reason.
pr0n stars?You're obviously fraternising with the wrong girls!
pr0n stars?
Oh, thought you were talking about women squirting in the eye... my bad...If that's his style, but not what I meant!