Roast Chris Masten has a ridiculous Moustache

[Matera92]

And it should be shaven. It is clearly costing us percentage and is making our 3 floggings over barely AFL quality sides look silly>

Will also cost us a grand final berth, bookmark it.

 

[Marlin01]

So this is what happens when a whipping boy starts playing good footy.

 

[CursoryMercenary]

Glass said last year that Masto had the worst dress sense at the club, guess he needs to make sure he has the whole package.

 

[Suma Magic]

Masten is the anti-Hipster.

A Hipster would have had his moustache, ironically, around 4 years ago.

Masten is being ironic by purposefully being behind a pre-dated trend.

 

[Jimmy_the_Gent]

Biggest negative of the first three rounds.

I would drop him to the WAFL but I'm still not confident about Swift after his early season girly hair as a replacement.

 

[Ochre]

Introducing our first pick in this year's draft.

 

[Forward Press]

"Masto, I told you to shave those sideburns! You're off the team!"

I had a chuckle at the appearance of this thread.

 

[Eastern Rangers]

Introducing our first pick in this year's draft.

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[Evo47]

Recent research indicates that global warming can be solely attributed to the effect of Chris Mastens mostache on women...

 

[Scotland]

s**t moustache, s**t haircut, s**t tatts.

The boy would want to have some game!

 

[Forward Press]

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Beat you to it

Just saw him again on Channel 7 news. It's even more horrid close-up.

Let's hope the s**t style and the tatts lead him to becoming the next Dane Swan.

 

[Hairy Lager]

This board is hilarious today, gave me a good laugh. Well done lads.

 

[Ochre]

Hope it doesn't catch on fire when he trains the house down.

 

[Eastern Rangers]

Beat you to it

Just saw him again on Channel 7 news. It's even more horrid close-up.

Let's hope the s**t style and the tatts lead him to becoming the next Dane Swan.

Masten is a much better kick than "Throw it on the boot" Swan.

 

[Zuma]

Heard that five of our midfielders are trying to emulate the hairdos of One Direction

 

[Ochre]

Heard that five of our midfielders are trying to emulate the hairdos of One Direction

Good idea

Players get confused for members of one direction. -> 10 million teenage girls sign up as members (In The Wings only). -> Club has extra 550 million dollars

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[DrTomSwift]

I thought we all knew Masten was the Eagles resident hipster?

 

[Forward Press]

Good idea

Players get confused for members of one direction. -> 10 million teenage girls sign up as members (In The Wings only). -> Club has extra 550 million dollars

Wouldn't that mean our new stadium needs to have a capacity of 1 million or so?

 

[Ochre]

Wouldn't that mean our new stadium needs to have a capacity of 1 million or so?

Just make it big enough so the real supporters get in. With half a billion extra a year, Club could build a 100,000 seat stadium itself.

 

[Chops_a_must]

Introducing our first pick in this year's draft.

Clancee Pearce.


Maston arrested in the Phillipines today as well.

 

[Forward Press]

Just make it big enough so the real supporters get in. With half a billion extra a year, Club could build a 100,000 seat stadium itself.

But if we bill it as a One Republic concert (feat West Coast Eagles vs Team X), then we'll need a much bigger stadium. Girls would go crazy calling out for T Swift - Tom that is, not Taylor.

 

[dajesmac]

Introducing our first pick in this year's draft.

Now that's a haircut I could set my watch to.

 

[Toshowyouwhy]

I reckon it's dead sexy.

 

[Ochre]

But if we bill it as a One Republic concert (feat West Coast Eagles vs Team X), then we'll need a much bigger stadium. Girls would go crazy calling out for T Swift - Tom that is, not Taylor.

Hey, I'm not a girl!

 

[Masto]

It distracts the opposition and allows him to move at crazier, subtle angles.