Great post mate. Cometti can make any footy match interesting to watch, no matter what's going on in the actual game.A few more from Cometti for those that are fans:
"Scotty Cummings alone in the square, jumping up and down and waving his arms like they're playing My Sharona."
"Farmer may have an injury to his calf ... hmmm, a farmer with a calf problem."
"Spider had both his legs taken out from under him - leaving only the other six to balance on."
"Ball to Barker to Barlow - The Hawks are attacking alphabetically."
On Melbourne's Adam Yze: "A terrific player . . . terrible scrabble hand."
"Cousins, runs away from Carr ... not the first time we've seen that this season."
About Cameron Cloke who was timing his ruck work badly, something along the lines of: "He leaves his messages before the ‘beep’."
"Hay is bailed up on the boundary line."
"Walker to Carr . . . that's a step up."
"He's made a typo! - he wanted Bickley and he's got Buckley!"
"The Magpies ought to be kicking themselves right now, but with their luck, they'd probably miss."
After Darren Gaspar hits the post from 40 metres out: "Gaspar, the unfriendly post."
"Ashley McIntosh, like a good hair spray ... capable of a subtle hold."
"Ball in dispute, Lamb, now Yze the meat in the sandwich. Really Lamb should be in the sandwich."