Official Team Thread Coney Island Warriors - Season 20/Offseason Team Thread - Practice Match vs Bears Wednesday Night

[Raveneyes]

Packedlunch is a Warrior! Huzzah!

Not only is he a funny bastard, but he may be able to cultivate a triple-titted branch on the whore tree.
Just hoping I don't get too many groin injuries this year.

Welcome brother!

And while you're inside admiring the facilities, I'm in your car, stealing your s**t.
Hey guys, there's a ******* Bros cd in here. Haha

Bros CD? That's all you got? Pffft. Amateur.

This is why us Collingwood fans never break into Suzuki Swifts, like Beng drives. No sir-eee.

We target mostly Falcons and Commodores. There's usually a bit of change from Maccas in the console, some Metallica and Gunners CD's, and if you get lucky, a butt or three of leftover spliffs in the ashtray. I can see that Morganashlee and I have a fair bit to teach you all about thieving and general skullduggery.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Welcome Packedlunch!

 

[Packedlunch]

Thank-you, you good looking legends for the opportunity to join the notorious and mighty Warriors. I've been told i'm the missing link, lets hope that holds true on the footy field as we strive for premiership Valhalla!

BJ my captain, i promise nothing less than 110% committment to any and every job you give me......right after Raveneyes tells me more about this whoretree

 

[Raveneyes]

Thank-you, you good looking legends for the opportunity to join the notorious and mighty Warriors. I've been told i'm the missing link, lets hope that holds true on the footy field as we strive for premiership Valhalla!

BJ my captain, i promise nothing less than 110% committment to any and every job you give me......right after Raveneyes tells me more about this whoretree

First thing you need to know is that new recruits are on clean-up duty for the first week.

Don't forget to wear thick gloves.

 

[Packedlunch]

First thing you need to know is that new recruits are on clean-up duty for the first week.

Don't forget to wear thick gloves.

Is this on top of the trial week BJD just put me through?

 

[zackah]

S20 also sees the promotion of new Vice Captains zackah, El Dubya & Reginald Perrin

What new powers does this give me, and more importantly how can I abuse them?

 

[Les Norton]

Thank-you, you good looking legends for the opportunity to join the notorious and mighty Warriors. I've been told i'm the missing link, lets hope that holds true on the footy field as we strive for premiership Valhalla!

BJ my captain, i promise nothing less than 110% committment to any and every job you give me......right after Raveneyes tells me more about this whoretree

Welcome PL.
We just keep pulling the guns in.

 

[Les Norton]

Congrats to Ldub, Reg, Stronzo and FR for your selection in SFA team of S19.

 

[zackah]

Congrats to Ldub, Reg, Stronzo and FR for your selection in SFA team of S19.

Yes congrats *cough* boysclub *cough* all.

...

I just googled searched "bitter flog" and this image came up

 

[Frankston Rover]

Well done to Stronzo , Reginald Perrin and El Dubya on their All SFA call ups. Some great performances but it helps when the posting and banter you guys bring is top notch.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Speaks volumes when we had four All-SFA members compared to the 'Premiers' one.

#PeoplesPremiers

#IAmStillBitter

 

[El Dubya]

#boncerisaflog

 

[Les Norton]

I'm bloody pumped that I snagged 13 votes.
Obviously an umps/sim pet.

 

[BigJoeD_]

OP updated to include all upcoming player milestones

 

[brahj]

El Dubya congratulations on the encouragement award

xoxo

 

[El Dubya]

El Dubya congratulations on the encouragement award

xoxo

I'm running through you at the centre bounce old man.

 

[Stronzo]

Welcome aboard to Packedlunch Wooshette_ and Morganashlee

Great additions all, and will surely make us even more active and better performed than last year.

 

[Wosh]

Friday night footy is s**t, hubby is away for 5 weeks, I wish the season was on..I feel like abusing campaigners.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Friday night footy is s**t, hubby is away for 5 weeks, I wish the season was on..I feel like abusing campaigners.

Head over to the Royals thread and introduce yourself

 

[Wosh]

Head over to the Royals thread and introduce yourself

I didn't say I wanna neck myself.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

Aspirations to be #fivetime, #fivetime, #fivetime, #fivetime, #fivetime SFA champs in the future?

 

[BigJoeD_]

Aspirations to be #fivetime, #fivetime, #fivetime, #fivetime, #fivetime SFA champs in the future?

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

The hashtag in the topic title. Google it and add wcw.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Aspirations to be #fivetime, #fivetime, #fivetime, #fivetime, #fivetime SFA champs in the future?

Suckaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

 

[BigJoeD_]

The fixture has been added to the second post - our first game is this Sunday in a Grand Final rematch with those stinkin' Dragons.
Match threads should be up today.

Go Warriors