Official Team Thread Coney Island Warriors - Season 20/Offseason Team Thread - Practice Match vs Bears Wednesday Night

[Smoooothy]

#redemption

#boncerisstillaflog

 

[zackah]

Thank * that bets over

 

[El Dubya]

Thank **** that bets over

That av was glorious.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Looks like we may get a warning for incorrect team submission, as I posted this weeks team with 'Official Team' instead of 'Official Team Sheet'.

Who would've thought a Dons man would struggle with governance?

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Looks like we may get a warning for incorrect team submission, as I posted this weeks team with 'Official Team' instead of 'Official Team Sheet'.

Who would've thought a Dons man would struggle with governance?

Yet it wouldn't have been noticed if some ******* didn't point it out

 

[BigJoeD_]

Yet it would have been noticed if some ******* didn't point it out

You get two warnings before a penalty, I was bound to norf it up at some stage

 

[zackah]

Yet it wouldn't have been noticed if some ******* didn't point it out

Just like our supplements program

 

[Wosh]

Looks like we may get a warning for incorrect team submission, as I posted this weeks team with 'Official Team' instead of 'Official Team Sheet'.

Who would've thought a Dons man would struggle with governance?

I'm shocked to be sitting here!
I'm sure the Warriors will be in a good place once the game is over

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Looks like we may get a warning for incorrect team submission, as I posted this weeks team with 'Official Team' instead of 'Official Team Sheet'.

Who would've thought a Dons man would struggle with governance?

That's bullshit in it's purest form.

 

[Frankston Rover]

I really thought you were ready, Joe...

 

[BigJoeD_]

I really thought you were ready, Joe...

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Sack the bootmaker.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Disappointing result, but a solid contribution from all and sundry in the match thread.
We'll be better for the run

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Disappointing result, but a solid contribution from all and sundry in the match thread.
We'll be better for the run

Such a shame when the sim results in inactives getting 100% game time while good contributors get benched, but what can you do?

 

[Frankston Rover]

Sack the bootmaker.

Not Jose!

 

[Smoooothy]

Once again guys, i'll be running the B&F at the end of the year, anyone can vote.

If your votes do not match the following format, they will not count.

#FrankstonRoverMedal Round 1 Mr_Smooth

5 - Player
4 - Player
3 - Player
2 - Player
1 - Player

Thanks guys. Fire away

 

[Smoooothy]

#FrankstonRoverMedal Round 1 Mr_Smooth

5 - Reginald Perrin
4 - Les Norton
3 - Mr_Smooth
2 - BigJoeD
1 - Wooshette_

 

[Frankston Rover]

#FrankstonRoverMedal Round 1 Mr_Smooth

5 - Mr_Smooth
4 - Les Norton
3 - Wooshette_
2 - BigJoeD
1 - Raveneyes

 

[Wosh]

#FrankstonRoverMedal Round 1 Mr_Smooth

5 - Mr_Smooth
4 - Les Norton
3 - Wooshette_
2 - BigJoeD
1 - Raveneyes

Towelled up Catatonic Shock..nearly gave him a concussion, and kicked a goal. Happy with that.

 

[BigJoeD_]

#FrankstonRoverMedal Round 1 Mr_Smooth

5 - Les Norton
4 - Mr_Smooth
3 - Wooshette_
2 - BigJoeD
1 - Raveneyes

 

[Reginald Perrin]

#FrankstonRoverMedal Round 1 Mr_Smooth

5 - BigJoeD
4 - Mr_Smooth
3 - Wooshette_
2 - Les Norton
1 - El Dubya

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

How do you guys work out your votes and more importantly, does it take more than a minute to work out?

I am a very busy and important person.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Thank **** that bets over

You coming to the Essendon game in a few weeks?

 

[BigJoeD_]

How do you guys work out your votes and more importantly, does it take more than a minute to work out?

I am a very busy and important person.

I just refer to the game summary post, it has pretty much all the info you need Flashy:

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

CIW SENIORS Vs DRA SENIORS
CIW               2    2        5    5        7    7        9    16   70    
DRA               6    4        9    6        13   8        17   8    110    
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  DRA         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Haduken     0  4  1  4  0  1  1  0  0   21  chefmeiste   0  21 0  19 9  2  2  0  0  133
Norm Landr  0  4  1  5  1  0  1  0  0   26  HaroLad      0  6  4  13 2  1  0  0  0   65
Packedlunc  0  1  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   15  Filthy San   0  1  1  3  0  0  0  0  0   12
BoshtrichB  0  7  8  5  1  0  0  0  0   59  WAG          0  4  2  1  0  0  0  0  0   20
Frankston   0  5  2  6  0  0  0  0  0   33  Catatonic    0  7  4  4  1  0  1  0  0   42
Sydney Blo  0  5  2  8  2  1  1  0  0   43  roo2macca    0  10 6  12 1  0  2  0  0   70
Lord_Flash  0  6  3  12 1  0  5  0  0   40  Andonis199   0  12 4  17 4  1  0  0  1  100
zackah      0  4  2  3  1  0  0  0  0   28  Danoz        0  9  7  20 1  2  1  0  0   91
BigJoeD     0  10 7  9  2  0  0  0  0   77  jenny61_99   0  9  4  13 3  2  3  1  0   76
Mr_Smooth   0  12 7  7  0  2  0  1  2   81  The Half B   0  8  5  9  0  0  2  3  0   69
Wooshette_  0  10 5  8  1  0  0  1  2   73  Moo          0  2  4  8  0  0  0  0  0   34
alex_is_on  0  7  8  8  1  1  1  0  0   63  Ljp86        0  6  3  9  2  0  0  2  0   65
Raveneyes   0  5  1  0  2  1  0  2  3   42  Noobz0r      0  3  0  0  0  0  0  2  1   22
Stronzo     0  6  0  0  2  0  2  3  3   41  The Filth    0  3  2  0  0  0  0  1  2   23
Reginald P  11 11 0  10 3  2  1  0  3   78  Gee Dub      0  11 6  5  2  0  0  0  1   70
The Mighty  3  6  0  1  1  0  1  2  2   38  Hate         12 16 0  21 4  4  2  3  2  136
Morganashl  0  5  1  6  3  1  3  0  0   34  LCynic       0  13 0  13 5  6  2  1  0   91
oogac       0  8  0  9  6  5  1  0  0   68  Determinan   0  9  3  9  0  1  0  1  0   61
El Dubya    0  11 0  9  1  4  1  0  0   56  Pie 4 Life   0  4  0  1  2  0  1  3  1   38
Les Norton  0  13 4  9  3  0  1  0  1   79  Gibbsy       0  5  4  8  0  0  2  0  0   37

            CIW   DRA
Hitouts   : 14   12
Kicks     : 140  159
Marks     : 54   59
Handballs : 122  185
Tackles   : 31   36
Frees For : 18   19
Frees Ag. : 19   18
Smothers  : 1    1
Ironouts  : 7    15
Inside50  : 27   20
Goals     : 9    17
Behinds   : 16   8

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
1.57 - Goal to LCynic (DRA) - DRA by 6 point(s).
3.05 - Goal to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - DRA by 12 point(s).
4.04 - Behind to Hate (DRA) - DRA by 13 point(s).
6.33 - Goal to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - DRA by 19 point(s).
7.45 - Goal to Noobz0r (DRA) - DRA by 25 point(s).
9.38 - Goal to Raveneyes (CIW) - DRA by 19 point(s).
12.4 - Goal to Hate (DRA) - DRA by 25 point(s).
14.15 - Rushed behind to DRA - DRA by 26 point(s).
17.59 - Behind to Raveneyes (CIW) - DRA by 25 point(s).
20.23 - Behind to Noobz0r (DRA) - DRA by 26 point(s).
21 - Behind to Gee Dub (DRA) - DRA by 27 point(s).
21.25 - Goal to Noobz0r (DRA) - DRA by 33 point(s).
23.38 - Behind to Raveneyes (CIW) - DRA by 32 point(s).
24.06 - Goal to The Mighty Boosh (CIW) - DRA by 26 point(s).

Second Quarter :
1.01 - Behind to The Mighty Boosh (CIW) - DRA by 25 point(s).
2.32 - Behind to Mr_Smooth (CIW) - DRA by 24 point(s).
5.33 - Goal to Mr_Smooth (CIW) - DRA by 18 point(s).
7.55 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (DRA) - DRA by 24 point(s).
8.16 - Behind to Hate (DRA) - DRA by 25 point(s).
8.57 - Goal to The Half Back (DRA) - DRA by 31 point(s).
10.34 - Behind to Reginald Perrin (CIW) - DRA by 30 point(s).
11.48 - Goal to Stronzo (CIW) - DRA by 24 point(s).
16.45 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (DRA) - DRA by 25 point(s).
19.31 - Goal to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - DRA by 31 point(s).
23.38 - Goal to The Mighty Boosh (CIW) - DRA by 25 point(s).

Third Quarter :
1.03 - Goal to Wooshette_ (CIW) - DRA by 19 point(s).
2.03 - Goal to Hate (DRA) - DRA by 25 point(s).
2.52 - Rushed behind to CIW - DRA by 24 point(s).
3.48 - Behind to The Mighty Boosh (CIW) - DRA by 23 point(s).
7.47 - Rushed behind to DRA - DRA by 24 point(s).
10.23 - Goal to The Half Back (DRA) - DRA by 30 point(s).
13.02 - Goal to jenny61_99 (DRA) - DRA by 36 point(s).
13.31 - Goal to Ljp86 (DRA) - DRA by 42 point(s).
24.22 - Goal to Stronzo (CIW) - DRA by 36 point(s).

Final Quarter :
25.01 - Behind to Andonis1997 (DRA) - DRA by 37 point(s).
.53 - Behind to Raveneyes (CIW) - DRA by 36 point(s).
1.26 - Goal to Raveneyes (CIW) - DRA by 30 point(s).
2.24 - Goal to Ljp86 (DRA) - DRA by 36 point(s).
4.31 - Behind to Stronzo (CIW) - DRA by 35 point(s).
5.41 - Behind to Stronzo (CIW) - DRA by 34 point(s).
6.49 - Behind to Wooshette_ (CIW) - DRA by 33 point(s).
8.49 - Behind to Les Norton (CIW) - DRA by 32 point(s).
11.5 - Goal to Stronzo (CIW) - DRA by 26 point(s).
13.48 - Behind to Reginald Perrin (CIW) - DRA by 25 point(s).
14.33 - Goal to Hate (DRA) - DRA by 31 point(s).
15.28 - Goal to The Half Back (DRA) - DRA by 37 point(s).
16.34 - Behind to Reginald Perrin (CIW) - DRA by 36 point(s).
19.54 - Goal to Determinant (DRA) - DRA by 42 point(s).
22.47 - Behind to Stronzo (CIW) - DRA by 41 point(s).
24.37 - Behind to Mr_Smooth (CIW) - DRA by 40 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

CIW
BigJoeD              0 (On) 21.53 (Off) 38.19 (On) Total : 83%
Packedlunch          0 (On) 40.38 (Off) 96.42 (On) Total : 44%
Norm Landrover       0 (On) 14.21 (Off) 40.38 (On) Total : 74%
BoshtrichBurger      0 (On) Total : 100%
Frankston Rover      0 (On) Total : 100%
Sydney Bloods        0 (On) Total : 100%
Lord_Flashheart      0 (On) Total : 100%
Les Norton           0 (On) 97.15 (Off) Total : 97%
alex_is_on_fire      0 (On) 38.19 (Off) 50.1 (On) Total : 88%
Mr_Smooth            0 (On) Total : 100%
Wooshette_           0 (On) Total : 100%
Morganashlee         0 (On) 50.1 (Off) 66.45 (On) Total : 83%
Raveneyes            0 (On) Total : 100%
Stronzo              0 (On) Total : 100%
The Mighty Boosh     0 (On) Total : 100%
Reginald Perrin      0 (On) Total : 100%
El Dubya             0 (On) 66.45 (Off) Total : 66%
zackah               0 (On) 9.11 (Off) 14.21 (On) 96.42 (Off) 97.15 (On) Total : 94%
Haduken              0 (Off) 21.53 (On) Total : 77%
oogac                0 (Off) 9.11 (On) Total : 89%

DRA
WAG                  0 (On) 8.07 (Off) 40.04 (On) Total : 68%
HaroLad              0 (On) Total : 100%
Gibbsy               0 (On) 87.03 (Off) Total : 87%
Determinant          0 (On) Total : 100%
Catatonic Shock      0 (On) Total : 100%
roo2macca            0 (On) Total : 100%
Andonis1997          0 (On) Total : 100%
Danoz                0 (On) Total : 100%
jenny61_99           0 (On) Total : 100%
The Half Back        0 (On) Total : 100%
Gee Dub              0 (On) 56.45 (Off) 91.08 (On) Total : 65%
Ljp86                0 (On) Total : 100%
Noobz0r              0 (On) Total : 100%
The Filth Wizard     0 (On) Total : 100%
Pie 4 Life           0 (On) 91.08 (Off) Total : 91%
Hate                 0 (On) Total : 100%
LCynic               0 (On) Total : 100%
chefmeister          0 (On) Total : 100%
Moo                  0 (Off) 8.07 (On) 40.04 (Off) 56.45 (On) Total : 74%
Filthy Sanchez       0 (Off) 87.03 (On) Total : 12%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Andonis1997 and alex_is_on_fire were hard to separate - though Andonis1997 was slightly more effective. - 37m from 0 to 37.
• While not all all one-way, Andonis1997 had the better of BigJoeD. - 56m from 38 to 94.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, BigJoeD either broke even with Pie 4 Life or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 11m from 3 to 14.
• In an epic battle, Ljp86 did well against BoshtrichBurger. - 82m from 1 to 83.
• In quite a display, Wooshette_ had Catatonic Shock's measure. - 76m from 16 to 92.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, chefmeister gave oogac a lesson. - 82m from 9 to 91.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, chefmeister and zackah were well-matched - there was no victor. - 8m from 0 to 8.
• In an epic battle, Les Norton and Danoz were evenly matched. - 97m from 0 to 97.
• In what was a very slow day for both, zackah had Danoz's measure. - 1m from 98 to 99.
• In a solid performance, alex_is_on_fire had Determinant's measure. - 37m from 53 to 90.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Determinant beat Morganashlee today - but not by much. - 40m from 9 to 49.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, oogac did very well against Determinant. - 5m from 94 to 99.
• In a resume-material performance, LCynic won the bout with El Dubya. - 65m from 0 to 65.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Filthy Sanchez gave Raveneyes a lesson. - 3m from 96 to 99.
• In a solid performance, Gee Dub exposed Frankston Rover's frailties. - 46m from 1 to 47.
• In a solid performance, Moo did very well against Frankston Rover. - 37m from 57 to 94.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Haduken won the bout with Gee Dub. - 0m from 93 to 93.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Raveneyes did well against Gibbsy. - 77m from 9 to 86.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Pie 4 Life had Haduken's measure. - 36m from 33 to 69.
• While not all all one-way, HaroLad had the better of Stronzo. - 80m from 18 to 98.
• In a resume-material performance, Hate was easily the winner in the clash with Reginald Perrin. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• In a solid performance, Hate was easily the winner in the clash with The Mighty Boosh. - 15m from 84 to 99.
• Toe to toe throughout, not much between Morganashlee and LCynic - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 28m from 67 to 95.
• In a resume-material performance, jenny61_99 had Lord_Flashheart's measure. - 97m from 0 to 97.
• Neither having much reason to brag, The Mighty Boosh either broke even with Moo or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 19m from 17 to 36.
• In an enthralling contest, roo2macca was slightly more polished than Mr_Smooth. - 84m from 16 to 100.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Norm Landrover gave Noobz0r a bath. - 5m from 7 to 12.
• In a solid performance, Noobz0r had zackah's measure. - 76m from 14 to 90.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Norm Landrover massacred The Filth Wizard. - 28m from 41 to 69.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Packedlunch had the better of The Filth Wizard. - 22m from 10 to 32.
• Neither having much reason to brag, chefmeister was slightly more polished than Reginald Perrin. - 1m from 98 to 99.
• In what was a very slow day for both, WAG won the bout with Reginald Perrin. - 6m from 85 to 91.
• In an epic battle, The Half Back did well against Sydney Bloods. - 94m from 0 to 94.
• Neither having much reason to brag, The Mighty Boosh came out tops over the brave WAG. - 31m from 48 to 79.
• Neither having much reason to brag, it could be argued that WAG had the better game against alex_is_on_fire - although there was very little in it. - 3m from 96 to 99.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Coney Island Warriors Pwned Trophy - Round 1 Nominations

The first round of season 20 provided a limited amount of genuine pwnings. This was partly due to a number of posters being missing from the game thread, but mostly the blame can be laid squarely at the feet of our opposition, who simply did not provide a genuine challenge for our posters to rise to the occasion.

In the absence of quality material to respond to, BigJoeD opened up his account by turning on his own in this exchange:

I encourage Nakia to continue joining our threads.

Warriors delist El Dubya

Ouch!

The Mighty Boosh returned serve when it was revealed that BJD may have cocked up his first game thread as Captain, then turned and twisted the knife to provide a sting in the tail of this effort:

Personally I'm losing faith in our captain BJD if he can't even manage to write "sheet" together with "Official Team". Nah kidding. Clarke M is just a dick.

As the thread descended into a flurry of genitalia based posts, Wooshette_ had everyone thinking with this classic one line self pwn:

Even if I suck everybody wins

Lord_Flashheart joined the party to put the trying utterances of The Half Back in focus:

Do you have any younger siblings? I don't mean two or threes younger, I mean around 7,8 maybe even 10 years younger.

Do they ever, when you're talking to people your own age, try and interject themselves into your conversations with incessant and irrelevant comments?

It's annoying isn't it?

Worthy efforts all, but the chocolates this week go to Frankston Rover for setting the bar with a quality pwning of favourite target, HaroLad, who joined in a chorus of embarrassing quips aimed at our plethora of Bay13 posters:

Have you ever seen Jurassic Park? You know the scene where the goat is raised out of the ground, chained to a post?

That's how I envisage you if you ever wander into the Bay...

You'd need him chained to a post? Kinda lame.

His personality is his chain.

Well done Franga. Celebration dance time...