Certified Legendary Thread Footy fan on YouTube embarrasses Channel 7's football analysis

[Fuzzy Happy Poo]

My chat with Ash. Ripper of a bloke, loves his footy, knows his computers, and is trustworthy too. It's great to see that there are people out there who won't try and rip you off when you're in need. Highly recommend Snevets Computing if you're having computer troubles.

gee sounded almost like he was embarrassed about ash footy tv

 

[Gibbsy]

My chat with Ash. Ripper of a bloke, loves his footy, knows his computers, and is trustworthy too. It's great to see that there are people out there who won't try and rip you off when you're in need. Highly recommend Snevets Computing if you're having computer troubles.

Lol at the warranty realisation! Nice story though. He does sound like a top bloke. I hope he gets something out of all this.

 

[PowerbaII]

Lol at the warranty realisation! Nice story though. He does sound like a top bloke. I hope he gets something out of all this.

Yeah I just made up the story off the top of my head so I could have a chat with Ash. Didn't even think about the warranty, but it was nice to see that he wasn't going to try and rip off a customer like many others would. Top bloke.

 

[Prince St]

I feel bad

 

[treefingers]

I feel like ash footy TV seems even more bizarre after hearing that conversation

 

[cats2rise]

He certainly wanted to cut the conversation short after powerball mentioned ash footy tv.

I hope he now browses bigfooty and joins up so we can give him the accolades he deserves!!

Top bloke.

If I had the money and spare time I would probably do something footy related too!

 

[Bluelegs]

How did Ash manage to get such a great location at etihad? Looks like he pulls an impressive crowd.

 

[WALDENPOND]

I'm confused by everything in this thread. Is it a joke? Is it one big advert I cannot understand? Either way his videos are extremely bad in an amusing way.

 

[Borderline]

The_Wookie Chief Jiska Doss Messenger Gibbsy can we move this thread back to the main board? It's dying here

 

[Dan]

If Roby's Power Rankings can stay on the main board.....then surely this can?

 

[Jiska]

Nothing to do with me; I'm not a mod here

Try Starburns_ grizzlym AuckMel Leather Poisoning

 

[Gibbsy]

The_Wookie Chief Jiska Doss Messenger Gibbsy can we move this thread back to the main board? It's dying here

I wish, my mod powers have no effect over here though

 

[Borderline]

Nothing to do with me; I'm not a mod here

Try Starburns_ grizzlym AuckMel Leather Poisoning

I wish, my mod powers have no effect over here though

Cheers lads

 

[PowerbaII]

I'm confused by everything in this thread. Is it a joke? Is it one big advert I cannot understand? Either way his videos are extremely bad in an amusing way.

It is what it is.

 

[The_Wookie]

The_Wookie Chief Jiska Doss Messenger Gibbsy can we move this thread back to the main board? It's dying here

No.

 

[Borderline]

No.

 

[Borderline]

He's back baby!

 

[PowerbaII]

He's back baby!

I miss his old intro

 

[Biggy_Boy]

Yeah I just made up the story off the top of my head so I could have a chat with Ash. Didn't even think about the warranty, but it was nice to see that he wasn't going to try and rip off a customer like many others would. Top bloke.

Would a cracked screen even be covered under warranty, though? Wouldn't that be considered accidental damage and not covered under your standard warranty?

 

[EGYPTIAN HORSE]

Would a cracked screen even be covered under warranty, though? Wouldn't that be considered accidental damage and not covered under your standard warranty?

This.

Ash had no idea and was taken aback by the enquiry.
He then went on to pull a $$figure out of his magic butt ($200), before realising that he probably wasn't up to the task and bringing up the warranty bullshwipe.

I think Ash is about to get a call from AFL media operations asking him to give his videos a more positive spin.
If you're going to keep doing these videos Ash, you need to praise the AFL more; use a happier soundtrack & get rid of the angry, negative attitude displayed on screen.

its not Ash v The world, its Ash loves the AFL loves Sportsbet. Please adjust accordingly.

Powerball? Challenge accept?

 

[X_box_X]

First things first - I wouldn't normally pot a bloke for having a crack at something and not being very good, but gosh. This bloke is a ******* comedy genius, whether he's deliberately funny or it happens by accident is besides the point. We need more Ash.

Secondly:

That is a photo of rude model Jordan Carver. Here is the full photo. She is goodlooking but rubbish at snooker.

This appears to be quite a popular desktop wallpaper.

Note how the cleavage is just out of frame in his background - I wonder if Ash wanted to spice up his video with a subliminal rude woman in fishnets, but thought it would be a bit gratuitous to be dwarfed by Jordan's enormous knockers on a football program

Or maybe his graphics program just glitched out a couple of times and flicked back to his desktop, and he never realised because he's too embarrassed to watch his videos back? Want to know what happened.

PS: just so you know if you visit Jordan's official website you can buy something called JORDAN CARVER: FULL METAL CHEST. No it's not a porno based on Full Metal Jacket it's a "custom made life-size imprint of Jordan Carver's torso made of steel by steel artist Harold Hertel". And by torso they mean knockers of course. Perfect for mothers day

It was actually the producer Ash Stevens who included the photo in its entirety, but the show's graphics editor Ash Stevens cropped the photo so the cleavage wasn't included.

 

[millsy29gopies]

No.

Boooooooo. This had Legendary Thread potential.

 

[treefingers]

Can it move to Bay 13 at least?

 

[GetAroundHim99]

Haven't watched it, but the statement would probably be true. A potato would be able to analyse footy better than Channel 7.

 

[Fuzzy Happy Poo]

some more previews for round 7 out this one imparticular

loved the "5th in ... history... of comebacks"
and does he say my prediction is that crows will win this race,very very short.
what does very short mean?