Game Day Round 2 vs. Hawthorn @ MCG - Saturday, 4:35pm

[Headless]

I don't mean to be crass, but this Saturday, we play a game of f**tball against the Hawthorn Football Club. And you know what that means: four points on the line.

And you know what that means: we need to kick more points than the Hawthorn Football Club to secure those four points.

Can we do it? Well, let's look at the FACTS.

FACT: here are the listed teams AT TIME OF WRITING.



As you can see, the Hawthorn Football Club was STUNNED last week by the Essendon Football Club to the point that it decided NO CHANGES were necessary. We, on the other hand, always looking to tinker, have made the BIG, BIG change of bringing in Harrison Petty

35

Harrison Petty

Age

24

Ht

197cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.5

2star

K

5.7

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

4.3

4star

T

2.1

4star

MG

120.7

2star

No current season stats available

D

9.8

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.4

4star

MG

127.6

3star

, possibly as the substitute on this occasion. Taj Woewodin has been omitted.

FACT: we have had the wood over the Hawthorn Football Club recently, but they often give us trouble.

Here are the three most recent encounters, but I don't think they tell the full tale; I feel like the Hawthorn Football Club is somewhat of a bogey side for us. And PERSONALLY, it wouldn't surprise me at all to see us lose the game of f**tball on this occasion.



FACT: this was a really nice moment!



I think that the Hawthorn Football Club will win by six f**tball points on this occasion. But what do you think?

 

[Bluelegs]

Does anyone remember the great draw of 2021?

 

[Headless]

Does anyone remember the great draw of 2021?

Nothing but winners that day!

 

[tomcruise]

No such thing as Hawk Spirit. So basically, f-ck those guys.

 

[Headless]

Sam Frost

8

Sam Frost

Age

30

Ht

194cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.4

3star

K

7.1

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

3.7

4star

T

1.9

4star

MG

191.6

3star

D

10.5

3star

K

6.3

3star

HB

4.3

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.5

2star

MG

191.6

3star

D

11.2

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.4

4star

poll is popping off!

 

[Topkent]

Sam Frost poll is popping off!

Great poll, I'm so happy schmuttt created it with Bluelegs

A11dAtP0w3R not carrying his weight around here

 

[Daemon]

I like f**tball.

 

[Headless]

I like f**tball.

So crass, but I will accept it on this occasion.

 

[Proper Gander]

Ogodogodogodogodogod

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Great poll, I'm so happy schmuttt created it with Bluelegs

A11dAtP0w3R not carrying his weight around here

I expect bullying from you but I would not have expected it from a community leader.

 

[Topkent]

I expected better from Headless
I can't be held responsible for anything I do, but Headless

For shame

 

[Bluelegs]

So crass, but I will accept it on this occasion.

'perhaps' were the hidden letters

 

[Headless]

COME ON THE MELBOURNE DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Theseventhhamster]

I was hoping for a typically pleasant OP, nay, I was expecting one.

I am feeling betrayed and if I am being honest, and I am, exhausted.

I suspect I'll need to lie down a while to recover.

 

[Headless]

I was hoping for a typically pleasant OP, nay, I was expecting one.

I am feeling betrayed and if I am being honest, and I am, exhausted.

I suspect I'll need to lie down a while to recover.

Was I too crass?

 

[Proper Gander]

Was I too crass?

Smutty

 

[Proper Gander]

Hello

 

[Proper Gander]

Whoops

 

[Proper Gander]

Fixed now. Carry on

 

[Topkent]

Whoops

Damn old age again

 

[Bluelegs]

Hello

Say the line

 

[Proper Gander]

 

[Topkent]

That's ok Peeg I got a new shoe rack and I was excited to put it together, that was the exact moment I realized I'm an old piece of s**t now

 

[Topkent]

Cracking shoe rack but, fits me blunnys and me snow boots and even got a little side hook for the bucket hat.

 

[Jamurp]

Nothing like a bit of Saturday arvo #demonspirit.