Official Team Thread Roys FFC Season 36 Community Rooms - The Quest for the Holy Grail !!

[fitzroybowiedog]

I’m pretty sure I mentioned it via carrier pigeon, smoke signal, email, text, podcast, message in a bottle and in person - but you might have missed it !!

I've been busy?

 

[TedDougChris]

I've been busy?

Good to have you back !!! Hope you are well !!

 

[Mooch]

I've been busy?

That's as good an excuse as any.

 

[SpecialBruce]

W

What's an SB?

Someone who was in this league since the beginning for 4 seasons before he tested positive to EPO and got a 10 year ban before getting caught dealing and getting another 9 years and finally came back last week.

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

That must have been it.

Woah what the ....... Chezza is back!

Sorry, I was playing Starfield and exploring the universe.......

Anything to get of a world where Collingwood are deemed Champions

 

[Mooch]

Sorry, I was playing Starfield and exploring the universe.......

Anything to get of a world where Collingwood are deemed Champions

Thanks a lot. I had managed to filter GF day down to just the good bit. Now you've ruined it.

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Been so busy before the trip to Timor on Saturday.
MrsDF know how to revive me

 

[Mobbs]

Been so busy before the trip to Timor on Saturday.
MrsDF know how to revive me

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Timeline :
1913 (Maryborough DFA) :
Timor were minor premiers.
Final - Temperance 10.7.67 defeated Timor 5.8.38.
Grand Final - Temperance v Timor.

1929 - Maryborough JFA Grand Final : Timor 7.11.53 defeated Temperance 4.7.31.
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1931 - Maryborough JFA Grand Final : Primrose 6.13.49 defeated Timor 5.6.36.
1951-57 - Maryborough DFL : Timor participated.

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

On a flight to Adelaide with internet and spongebob
Heaven above earth

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

On a flight to Adelaide with internet and spongebob
Heaven above earth

And believe it or not they had a Spongebob episode about the tooth fairy!!!!

 

[TedDougChris]

And believe it or not they had a Spongebob episode about the tooth fairy!!!!

 

[Mooch]

Stat time!

S36 Rd12 Roys v Phoenix

Rd12 ROYvESP	HO	K	M	H	T	FF	FA	G	B	Dt
fitzroybow	0	1	0	3	1	0	0	0	0	13
Ed_Gein	0	5	4	2	0	0	0	0	0	31
royboy2	0	3	0	4	0	1	0	0	0	18
Phar Ace	0	6	6	8	1	0	0	0	0	56
Aristotle	0	8	1	5	3	2	1	0	0	48
JackNah_8	0	9	2	3	0	0	2	1	0	39
RU_	0	9	6	15	2	0	2	0	0	77
Zevon	0	14	6	17	2	1	4	0	0	91
Pure Grunt	0	21	10	16	5	2	2	1	0	147
Beandip	0	14	11	5	1	0	1	4	1	111
Mike	0	12	11	10	0	0	0	4	0	113
windyhill	0	4	6	7	1	0	2	3	0	60
MrsEddieBe	0	4	0	0	0	0	0	4	0	36
Mooch	0	5	0	0	1	0	0	3	2	39
Barrels	0	6	0	1	1	0	0	4	2	50
DERRINALPH	19	15	0	7	3	4	1	2	0	103
3KZ is Foo	0	15	4	14	7	5	0	1	2	126
SpecialBru	0	13	0	9	3	1	2	1	0	70
tigs2010	0	6	1	5	0	1	1	0	0	29
Mobbs	0	4	4	5	1	1	2	0	0	33

Well what a game that was. And we won it too, which was the weirdest part. I'm told Pure Grunt is being help back by QADA for several rounds of testing after his 37 possie, 10 mark, 5 tackles and a goal performance. Rightly so. There's no room forr that kind of all round coolness in this place. Mind you, 29 and a goal from 3KZ is Football, 31 disposals from Zevon, 22 and a goal from SpecialBruce, 4 goals each from Beandip, _Mike_, MrsEddieBetts and Barrels is nothing to be sniffed at. Unless you have COVID. You don't do you? Can you just stay away from the team for a few days. I'd hate to think half the team got wiped out and we got smacked by 78 points next week. And we shouldn't foget the ruck masterclass put on by DERRINALPHIL - 19 hitouts, 22 possies, 2 goals.

The season so far

ROY	HO	K	M	H	T	FF	FA	G	B	Dt
Mike	0	79	45	76	7	5	13	15	4	612
3KZ is Football	0	130	49	107	18	15	13	5	7	836
Allikat	0	34	20	43	3	3	7	4	0	266
Barrels	0	39	3	2	2	3	1	16	19	253
Beandip	0	34	21	24	3	0	2	13	3	300
DERRINALPHIL	144	125	0	97	37	19	10	10	4	914
Ed_Gein	0	34	22	46	3	1	5	0	0	258
Elmer_Judd	0	47	24	53	8	4	7	9	6	394
fitzroybowiedog	15	28	3	34	12	1	3	2	2	230
JackNah_8	0	118	54	110	15	11	8	2	3	798
Mobbs	0	64	36	70	11	7	11	1	0	464
Mooch	0	73	5	1	10	9	6	46	27	570
MrsEddieBetts	0	29	5	4	1	1	2	18	9	226
Phar Ace	0	78	53	79	12	4	8	0	1	580
Pure Grunt	0	119	66	134	20	5	11	7	6	923
royboy2	0	43	15	36	4	1	5	0	0	248
Roylion	0	49	22	34	2	3	5	2	1	290
RU_	0	11	6	16	2	0	2	0	0	85
SpecialBru	0	16	4	17	4	1	2	1	0	111
tigs2010	1	117	1	112	62	37	19	12	11	890
windyhill	0	49	41	58	9	2	7	11	6	475
Zevon	0	98	6	134	55	35	15	7	4	836

Looks like DERRINALPHIL and Pure Grunt are in a battle to be the first Roy to hit 1000 DT points this season.

 

[Zevon]

Stat time!

S36 Rd12 Roys v Phoenix

Rd12 ROYvESP	HO	K	M	H	T	FF	FA	G	B	Dt
fitzroybow	0	1	0	3	1	0	0	0	0	13
Ed_Gein	0	5	4	2	0	0	0	0	0	31
royboy2	0	3	0	4	0	1	0	0	0	18
Phar Ace	0	6	6	8	1	0	0	0	0	56
Aristotle	0	8	1	5	3	2	1	0	0	48
JackNah_8	0	9	2	3	0	0	2	1	0	39
RU_	0	9	6	15	2	0	2	0	0	77
Zevon	0	14	6	17	2	1	4	0	0	91
Pure Grunt	0	21	10	16	5	2	2	1	0	147
Beandip	0	14	11	5	1	0	1	4	1	111
Mike	0	12	11	10	0	0	0	4	0	113
windyhill	0	4	6	7	1	0	2	3	0	60
MrsEddieBe	0	4	0	0	0	0	0	4	0	36
Mooch	0	5	0	0	1	0	0	3	2	39
Barrels	0	6	0	1	1	0	0	4	2	50
DERRINALPH	19	15	0	7	3	4	1	2	0	103
3KZ is Foo	0	15	4	14	7	5	0	1	2	126
SpecialBru	0	13	0	9	3	1	2	1	0	70
tigs2010	0	6	1	5	0	1	1	0	0	29
Mobbs	0	4	4	5	1	1	2	0	0	33

Well what a game that was. And we won it too, which was the weirdest part. I'm told Pure Grunt is being help back by QADA for several rounds of testing after his 37 possie, 10 mark, 5 tackles and a goal performance. Rightly so. There's no room forr that kind of all round coolness in this place. Mind you, 29 and a goal from 3KZ is Football, 31 disposals from Zevon, 22 and a goal from SpecialBruce, 4 goals each from Beandip, _Mike_, MrsEddieBetts and Barrels is nothing to be sniffed at. Unless you have COVID. You don't do you? Can you just stay away from the team for a few days. I'd hate to think half the team got wiped out and we got smacked by 78 points next week. And we shouldn't foget the ruck masterclass put on by DERRINALPHIL - 19 hitouts, 22 possies, 2 goals.

The season so far

ROY	HO	K	M	H	T	FF	FA	G	B	Dt
Mike	0	79	45	76	7	5	13	15	4	612
3KZ is Football	0	130	49	107	18	15	13	5	7	836
Allikat	0	34	20	43	3	3	7	4	0	266
Barrels	0	39	3	2	2	3	1	16	19	253
Beandip	0	34	21	24	3	0	2	13	3	300
DERRINALPHIL	144	125	0	97	37	19	10	10	4	914
Ed_Gein	0	34	22	46	3	1	5	0	0	258
Elmer_Judd	0	47	24	53	8	4	7	9	6	394
fitzroybowiedog	15	28	3	34	12	1	3	2	2	230
JackNah_8	0	118	54	110	15	11	8	2	3	798
Mobbs	0	64	36	70	11	7	11	1	0	464
Mooch	0	73	5	1	10	9	6	46	27	570
MrsEddieBetts	0	29	5	4	1	1	2	18	9	226
Phar Ace	0	78	53	79	12	4	8	0	1	580
Pure Grunt	0	119	66	134	20	5	11	7	6	923
royboy2	0	43	15	36	4	1	5	0	0	248
Roylion	0	49	22	34	2	3	5	2	1	290
RU_	0	11	6	16	2	0	2	0	0	85
SpecialBru	0	16	4	17	4	1	2	1	0	111
tigs2010	1	117	1	112	62	37	19	12	11	890
windyhill	0	49	41	58	9	2	7	11	6	475
Zevon	0	98	6	134	55	35	15	7	4	836

Looks like DERRINALPHIL and Pure Grunt are in a battle to be the first Roy to hit 1000 DT points this season.

The only thing that could rival our performance is this epic write up!

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

I am in Timor with my staff and yesterday we did a stock take and found we have so much donated filling materials we are planning to do a second donation to other dental groups, repaired our second dental chair with a myriad of parts selected and ordered on line and repaired our drill set.
Fantastic day crown by our win and the crushing win
Going to my favourite school at Betala a gorgeous place in the mountains to see kids

 

[Mooch]

Season 36 Posting Stats

ROY	Rd1	Rd2	Rd3	Rd4	Rd5	Rd6	Rd7	Rd8	Rd9	Rd10	Bye	Rd12	Total	Avg
Mike	3	4	4	2	10	19	12	2					56	6
3KZ is Football	4	6	5	15	10		7	8	1	11		11	78	8
Allikat									1				1	1
Aristotle Pickett	9	1	2	4	5	6	1	2				1	31	3
Barrels	4		2							3			9	1
Beandip									1	2			3	1
DERRINALPHIL	34	10	14	16	12	12	24	18	7	20		21	188	18
Ed_Gein	5							1					6	1
Elmer_Judd	38	15	48	53	77	29	44	18				12	334	31
fitzroybowiedog												8	8	1
JackNah_8	1	2	25	8	12	10	8	5	4	16		3	94	9
Kabanna									1				1	1
Mobbs	76	10	84	10	22	12	78	18	6	94		85	495	45
Mooch	13	7	18	14	21	15	7	7	18	15		9	144	14
MrsEddieBetts	28	20	3	8		6	2		1	18		9	95	9
Phar Ace	41	11	38	51	58	36	6	14	38	27		1	321	30
Pure Grunt	14	7		7	4	3	1	8					44	4
royboy2	3	1	2		1	1				1			9	1
Roylion	1						2						3	1
RU_							1			2			3	1
SpecialBruce										14		12	26	3
TedDougChris	171	87	111	127	76	61	97	76	65	102		127	1100	100
tigs2010	59	16	14	67	51	11	1	22	10	11		12	274	25
windyhill	5		2	2	1	2	2	3		2		4	23	3
Zevon	61	18	10	22	24	43	30	17	8	28		22	283	26
No. of Posters	19	15	16	15	15	15	17	15	13	16	0	15	19
Totals	570	215	382	406	384	266	323	219	161	366	0	337	3346

Another good turnout against <checks notes> Peonies? Did they change their name again? Handwriting? Really? OK. Anyway. Phoenix. Good turnout and a decent thread. More importantly TedDougChris has managed to line up his posting to hit a magic 100 average. I'll bet that wasn't calculated at all. Mobbs is back to his spammy best while Zevon, DERRINALPHIL, 3KZ is Football and Elmer_Judd kept up their averages. And it was good to see fitzroybowiedog sharing some wisdom too. I said wisdom, not wrinkles.

Anyway. Next up is ..... some other team. Probably. Line em up and let's go knock em down again.

 

[Mobbs]

New match thread v Royals is up. Can someone pls share the link here and team thread and signwrite.

On SM-A146P using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[TedDougChris]

New match thread v Royals is up. Can someone pls share the link here and team thread and signwrite.

On SM-A146P using BigFooty.com mobile app

No, and you can't make me.....

Official Match Thread - Season 36 Round 13: Gold City Royals v Roys FFC at The Golden Throne

King Membling (190 disposals, 53 tackles, 13 goals, =6th in the Mobbs predictor) and his family had been rulers of the Royals Empire for generations. In a daring move, they decided to take on a family of gorillas in the Brunswick jungle. At first, the Royals Family was met with hostility from...

www.bigfooty.com

Edit: How the hell did that happen ???

 

[Mobbs]

No, and you can't make me.....

Official Match Thread - Season 36 Round 13: Gold City Royals v Roys FFC at The Golden Throne

King Membling (190 disposals, 53 tackles, 13 goals, =6th in the Mobbs predictor) and his family had been rulers of the Royals Empire for generations. In a daring move, they decided to take on a family of gorillas in the Brunswick jungle. At first, the Royals Family was met with hostility from...

www.bigfooty.com

Edit: How the hell did that happen ???

This is how coups start.

On SM-A146P using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[TedDougChris]

This is how coups start.

On SM-A146P using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Mooch]

Today is no-coup Wednesday.

Season 36 round 13 Gold City Royals vs Roys FFC

Rd13 GCRvROY	HO	K	M	H	T	FF	FA	G	B	Dt
Aristotle	0	6	1	3	0	1	1	0	0	25
royboy2	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	9
Mike	0	12	5	14	1	2	2	0	1	80
Phar Ace	0	10	5	5	1	1	0	0	0	60
SpecialBru	0	3	1	4	1	0	0	0	0	24
Ed_Gein	0	5	4	5	0	0	2	0	0	31
3KZ is Foo	0	9	3	9	2	0	0	1	0	68
JackNah_8	0	7	7	14	1	1	2	1	0	75
Pure Grunt	0	10	4	12	1	3	0	2	0	85
Beandip	0	6	8	12	2	0	1	0	2	73
fitzroybow	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	6
windyhill	0	8	10	15	1	0	2	3	2	102
Elmer_Judd	0	2	1	1	0	0	0	2	0	23
Mooch	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	1	2	17
Barrels	0	3	1	0	0	0	1	2	1	22
DERRINALPH	14	9	0	11	4	2	1	1	1	85
tigs2010	0	13	0	7	6	1	0	1	0	84
Zevon	0	11	0	17	4	7	0	2	2	104
Mobbs	0	1	2	2	0	0	0	0	0	13
MrsEddieBe	0	1	2	3	0	0	0	0	0	15

Well this one was certainly a game. It's a shame that Mobbs character programmed the sim to 25 minutes per quarter. If he had made Q4 run for 25 and a half minutes, we would have probably won this one. Some real standout performances in this one - performances that didn't deserve the one point loss. windyhill turned back the sundial with 23 disposals and 3 goals (3.2 total) and Zevon got plenty of the ball (28) and snagged a couple of goals (2.2). He also took home the umpire's pet trophy for his +7 free kick differential. DERRINALPHIL did what DERRINALPHIL does with 14 hitouts, 20 disposals and a goal, while tigs2010 (also 20 disposals) wrapped up 6 tackles. A couple of goals each to Pure Grunt and Elmer_Judd so nearly got us the points.

The season so far

ROY	HO	K	M	H	T	FF	FA	G	B	Dt
Mike	0	91	50	90	8	7	15	15	5	692
3KZ is Football	0	139	52	116	20	15	13	6	7	904
Allikat	0	34	20	43	3	3	7	4	0	266
Barrels	0	42	4	2	2	3	2	18	20	275
Beandip	0	40	29	36	5	0	3	13	5	373
DERRINALPHIL	158	134	0	108	41	21	11	11	5	999
Ed_Gein	0	39	26	51	3	1	7	0	0	289
Elmer_Judd	0	49	25	54	8	4	7	11	6	417
fitzroybowiedog	15	30	3	34	12	1	3	2	2	236
JackNah_8	0	125	61	124	16	12	10	3	3	873
Mobbs	0	65	38	72	11	7	11	1	0	477
Mooch	0	76	5	1	10	9	6	47	29	587
MrsEddieBetts	0	30	7	7	1	1	2	18	9	241
Phar Ace	0	88	58	84	13	5	8	0	1	640
Pure Grunt	0	129	70	146	21	8	11	9	6	1008
royboy2	0	46	15	36	4	1	5	0	0	257
Roylion	0	49	22	34	2	3	5	2	1	290
RU_	0	11	6	16	2	0	2	0	0	85
SpecialBru	0	19	5	21	5	1	2	1	0	135
tigs2010	1	130	1	119	68	38	19	13	11	974
windyhill	0	57	51	73	10	2	9	14	8	577
Zevon	0	109	6	151	59	42	15	9	6	940

As predicted, Pure Grunt has become the first Roy to hit 1,000 DT points in S36. Well played sir. Marvellous effort that. Barring some sort of disaster next week - like maybe taking in too much laughing gas in the course of duty - DERRINALPHIL should get at least 1 DT point to get him to the magic number, and even tigs2010 should make it, banhammer permitting.

Next up: We're at home to the Sin City Swamprats at Renown Park. Wait what? TedDougChris are you absolutely sure about this?

 

[Mooch]

And now for something completely different

Season 36 Posting Stats

ROY	Rd1	Rd2	Rd3	Rd4	Rd5	Rd6	Rd7	Rd8	Rd9	Rd10	Bye	Rd12	Rd13	Total	Avg
Mike	3	4	4	2	10	19	12	2						56	5
3KZ is Football	4	6	5	15	10		7	8	1	11		11	3	81	7
Allikat									1					1	1
Aristotle Pickett	9	1	2	4	5	6	1	2				1	1	32	3
Barrels	4		2							3			3	12	1
Beandip									1	2				3	1
DERRINALPHIL	34	10	14	16	12	12	24	18	7	20		21	11	199	17
Ed_Gein	5							1						6	1
Elmer_Judd	38	15	48	53	77	29	44	18				12	23	357	30
fitzroybowiedog												8	2	10	1
JackNah_8	1	2	25	8	12	10	8	5	4	16		3	10	104	9
Kabanna									1					1	1
Mobbs	76	10	84	10	22	12	78	18	6	94		85	66	561	47
Mooch	13	7	18	14	21	15	7	7	18	15		9	14	158	14
MrsEddieBetts	28	20	3	8		6	2		1	18		9	5	100	9
Phar Ace	41	11	38	51	58	36	6	14	38	27		1		321	27
Pure Grunt	14	7		7	4	3	1	8						44	4
royboy2	3	1	2		1	1				1				9	1
Roylion	1						2							3	1
RU_							1			2				3	1
SpecialBruce										14		12	11	37	4
TedDougChris	171	87	111	127	76	61	97	76	65	102		127	74	1174	98
tigs2010	59	16	14	67	51	11	1	22	10	11		12	9	283	24
windyhill	5		2	2	1	2	2	3		2		4	3	26	3
Zevon	61	18	10	22	24	43	30	17	8	28		22	8	291	25
No. of Posters	19	15	16	15	15	15	17	15	13	16	0	15	15	19
Totals	570	215	382	406	384	266	323	219	161	366	0	337	243	3581

Posting numbers were decent again against the Als. Not stupendously amazing fantastic but decent. Better than not decent. The thread was mostly good with a few less good bits but on the whole not unpleasant.

 

[TedDougChris]

Today is no-coup Wednesday.

 

[TedDougChris]

In Round 12 - or a very close approximation of it - the Roys may or may not have played the Phoenix. We are refusing to answer the question on legal advice or we'll be incinerated - which is appropriate as we had just played the Phoenix. Oh shit, I'm really bad at this....



After a massive, comprehensive thrashing of the Phoenix - making them look as bad as England, the Roys sat down to discuss who had been the best opposition poster ( AnUltimateRessie ).



(please note Beandip trying to hide from the photographer on the right....)

After an exhaustive discussion, mostly because we'd left this longer than normal and we couldn't remember anyone....

DemurePrincess was declared the winner !! Congratulations and we hope you actually do play for the Phoenix, so we can also offer our commiserations at the same time......

 

[DemurePrincess]

In Round 12 - or a very close approximation of it - the Roys may or may not have played the Phoenix. We are refusing to answer the question on legal advice or we'll be incinerated - which is appropriate as we had just played the Phoenix. Oh s**t, I'm really bad at this....

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After a massive, comprehensive thrashing of the Phoenix - making them look as bad as England, the Roys sat down to discuss who had been the best opposition poster ( AnUltimateRessie ).

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(please note Beandip trying to hide from the photographer on the right....)

After an exhaustive discussion, mostly because we'd left this longer than normal and we couldn't remember anyone....

DemurePrincess was declared the winner !! Congratulations and we hope you actually do play for the Phoenix, so we can also offer our commiserations at the same time......

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I didn’t do it! I didn’t say it!

Wait? What is this?

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I didn’t do it! I didn’t say it!

Wait? What is this?

Greatest award in existence