Official Match Thread S18 R07 - Gold City Royals vs Las Vegas Bears at The Golden Throne

[bomberlegend2007]

Wow guys, this has been ogrewhelming. I'd say something nice but I don't have a speech prepared. You've all been so supportive. Thanks to my parents and my bestie, shrek. You know who you are if I forgot to mention you. Thank you and goodnight (it's way past my bedtime!)

I wouldn't get into comedy anytime soon, if I were you.

 

[saintkildaman]

Rumour has it Rick Harrison has taken the news about his sacking badly... He's been seen with recently retired PVF in Ecudor.

 

[Marlowe]

I just started playing Battlefield 4. A vast improvement over Battlefield 3. And jimminy jollickers, it's Omar! Perfect combination.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

I just started playing Battlefield 4. A vast improvement over Battlefield 3. And jimminy jollickers, it's Omar! Perfect combination.

PS4?

Come hang out with me and pants one time.

But I think TLOU will get a workout for a bit.

 

[Marlowe]

PS3 I'm afraid. Jesus, saying that makes me sound like I own a Zune and a Laserdisc player. So challenged and alone, thanks technology.

It's a good thing I'm not adverse to playing by myself.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

PS3 I'm afraid. Jesus, saying that makes me sound like I own a Zune and a Laserdisc player. So challenged and alone, thanks technology.

It's a good thing I'm not adverse to playing by myself.

You're not alone. I have to fork out for a new car and a laptop soon too, so unfortunately the PS4 is a distant dream.

I already feel behind the times.

 

[kane249]

PS3 I'm afraid. Jesus, saying that makes me sound like I own a Zune and a Laserdisc player. So challenged and alone, thanks technology.

It's a good thing I'm not adverse to playing by myself.

So wait, my Sega Mega Drive isn't current anymore?

 

[Papa Juggs]

Okey said the sim is random.

I demand he stand down as captain, admin and FF for such sacrilege.

 

[okeydoke7]

Juggalo Balla you used to bite with your responses. I must admit, some form of meltdown would have made this thread.

This new team postererosterer version of Juggs is so calm.

 

[iBeng]

Juggalo Balla you used to bite with your responses. I must admit, some form of meltdown would have made this thread.

This new team postererosterer version of Juggs is so calm.

He's been DeBomberfied...

 

[pantskyle]

Rumour has it Rick Harrison has taken the news about his sacking badly... He's been seen with recently retired PVF in Ecudor.

He works as a recruiter now, interesting news.

Juggalo Balla you used to bite with your responses. I must admit, some form of meltdown would have made this thread.

This new team postererosterer version of Juggs is so calm.

Give it time, I'm certain this thread will deliver a meltdown, I'm borderline ready as is.

 

[DemonJim]

You've comfortably taken care of The Half Back while I have Pants, DJ and Juggs on the floor.

You're clearly taking it easy this week

There's that awesome Royals attitude... Thinking they've done something when actually they've done jack s**t!

But who are we to judge... we haven't won a game yet and they have the league admin so they must be right.

 

[pantskyle]

pantskyle Makes An Official Request.

This is a letter for the Gold City Royals hermit Igloo.

No one quite understands the relationship between pantskyle and Igloo. Both players constantly try to recruit each other, "join the Roys" "no, you join the Royals" or "join the Bears" "no you join the Royals". It's super tense recruitment attempts.

Igloo is a unique talent who has a paticular set of skills, no one, NOT ONE PERSON, has the MS Paint talents of youngster Igloo. So I pantskyle, EKA winner, ALL SFA, SoO Captain, Club Captain, pr0n star, Communist implore Igloo to enter this thread (I know you have already at my first tag) and gift us all with the magic pants brush you possess.

I would like all rookies in this game (a fair few) get to witness the glory.

Love pantskyle.

 

[Igloo]

pantskyle Makes An Official Request.

This is a letter for the Gold City Royals hermit Igloo.

No one quite understands the relationship between pantskyle and Igloo. Both players constantly try to recruit each other, "join the Roys" "no, you join the Royals" or "join the Bears" "no you join the Royals". It's super tense recruitment attempts.

Igloo is a unique talent who has a paticular set of skills, no one, NOT ONE PERSON, has the MS Paint talents of youngster Igloo. So I pantskyle, EKA winner, ALL SFA, SoO Captain, Club Captain, pr0n star, Communist implore Igloo to enter this thread (I know you have already at my first tag) and gift us all with the magic pants brush you possess.

I would like all rookies in this game (a fair few) get to witness the glory.

Love pantskyle.

Maybe later. I'm busy at the moment. Can't you see i'm sitting here?

 

[pantskyle]

Maybe later. I'm busy at the moment. Can't you see i'm sitting here?

Yes of course I can see you sitting on my lap. Ignore the bump.

 

[The Half Back]

Marlowe, play a real game mate.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

pantskyle Makes An Official Request.

Igloo is a unique talent who has a paticular set of skills, no one, NOT ONE PERSON, has the MS Paint talents of youngster Igloo. So I pantskyle, EKA winner, ALL SFA, SoO Captain, Club Captain, pr0n star, Communist implore Igloo to enter this thread (I know you have already at my first tag) and gift us all with the magic pants brush you possess.

I have a magic pants brush, but all it does is get lint off my trousers. It's not really that magical at all.

 

[The Half Back]

So I pantskyle, EKA winner, ALL SFA, SoO Captain, Club Captain, pr0n star, Communist

Is anyone brave enough to search for 'pantskyle' on the hub?

 

[okeydoke7]

There's that awesome Royals attitude... Thinking they've done something when actually they've done jack s**t!

But who are we to judge... we haven't won a game yet and they have the league admin so they must be right.

Precisely. You've pretty much summed it up. Hopefully we don't have to hear from you again

 

[pantskyle]

Precisely. You've pretty much summed it up. Hopefully we don't have to hear from you again

No offence but using that smiley at the end of your post is something that boncer34 does. Are you your own man or is Boncer pulling your strings?

May I suggest another smiley?

 

[okeydoke7]

No offence but using that smiley at the end of your post is something that boncer34 does. Are you your own man or is Boncer pulling your strings?

May I suggest another smiley?

I forgot that Boncer held the rights to THE most common smily in the smily range.

You can suggest whatever you want. Certainly won't impact me.

 

[pantskyle]

I forgot that Boncer held the rights to THE most common smily in the smily range.

You can suggest whatever you want. Certainly won't impact me.

He told me he bought the rights to it. (I'm going with this one, I don't know what it means but it's cute)

Mr. Okey are you still FF for the Royals? You see I have this monster FB called FiveStrings who doesn't like to move much but has this problem of being constantly moved from the position (Rick is gone now phew) and he has requested a change of position. I'd prefer to let him duke it out with a competent FB under a different coach. What say you?

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

For some reason every time I see Gold City in the thread title I think of that cartoon from the early 90s where the kids flew around in a giant gold condor. Was it called City of Gold?

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

He told me he bought the rights to it. (I'm going with this one, I don't know what it means but it's cute)

Mr. Okey are you still FF for the Royals? You see I have this monster FB called FiveStrings who doesn't like to move much but has this problem of being constantly moved from the position (Rick is gone now phew) and he has requested a change of position. I'd prefer to let him duke it out with a competent FB under a different coach. What say you?

I AM NOT A MONSTER!! I AM A HUMAN BEING!!

I oughtta club you and eat your bones for that.

 

[okeydoke7]

He told me he bought the rights to it. (I'm going with this one, I don't know what it means but it's cute)

Mr. Okey are you still FF for the Royals? You see I have this monster FB called FiveStrings who doesn't like to move much but has this problem of being constantly moved from the position (Rick is gone now phew) and he has requested a change of position. I'd prefer to let him duke it out with a competent FB under a different coach. What say you?

I am still FF for the Royals.

Please refer all selection questions to Juggalo Balla