Official Match Thread S18 Round 12 (Rivalry Round) East Side Hawks v Dragons FFC @ Waverley Park

[Logger]

2 : 12.15 {C} - Superb ruckwork from larrikin.
2 : 12.25 {C} - Rendered Unsafe with a little space.
2 : 12.3 {lW} - Passes to Mr Eagle by hand.
2 : 12.36 {lW} - There's been a free against Mr Eagle for illegal use of the body.
2 : 12.4 {lW} - akkaps wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 12.46 - <<< TheMase is coming on to replace chefmeister >>>
2 : 12.54 {lW} - akkaps has it.
2 : 13 {lW} - Danoz on the end of this.
2 : 13.04 {lW} - No-look handpass to The Filth Wizard.
2 : 13.1 {C} - He elects to use jenny61_99 and kicks in that direction.
2 : 13.15 {C} - Rendered Unsafe was playing for the free and wound up with the mark.
2 : 13.19 {C} - Rendered Unsafe looking for a lead.
2 : 13.25 {C} - Awkward bounce but he regains control.
2 : 13.29 {rW} - A quick handpass to Captain Awkward.
2 : 13.35 {rW} - Great bump by akkaps. Captain Awkward has not moved.
2 : 13.39 {rW} - Uncertainty on Andonis1997's face as he looks for an option.
2 : 13.45 {rHBF} - Almost a throw to Danoz.
2 : 13.49 {CHB} - Jatz receives his handpass.
2 : 13.54 {rW} - Throws it onto his boot.
2 : 14 {rW} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Mr Eagle.
2 : 14.04 {lW} - Mr Eagle has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 14.1 {lW} - Mr Eagle goes for a long goal.
2 : 14.15 {lW} - Mr Eagle just scrapes it in for a goal.
East Side Hawks : 4.4.28
Dragons FFC : 4.7.31
2 : 14.19 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
2 : 14.29 {C} - Deddy has a paddock.
2 : 14.35 {lW} - Fast hands from Captain Awkward.
2 : 14.39 {CHF} - A hospital kick.
2 : 14.45 {CHF} - scaryness floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
2 : 14.49 {rHBF} - Mouseh streaming down the ground.
2 : 14.53 {rHBF} - larrikin runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 15 {rHBF} - Gives the ball to Clint Beastwood.
2 : 15.04 {rHBF} - A quick handpass to Itsmyshow.
2 : 15.1 {C} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Rendered Unsafe to mark.
2 : 15.14 {C} - But jenny61_99 is better positioned and marks safely.
2 : 15.18 {rW} - Andonis1997 fighting to get a clear kick.
2 : 15.24 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to Danoz.
2 : 15.28 {rW} - Long handpass to the running The Filth Wizard.
2 : 15.35 {CHF} - A bit of a miskick.
2 : 15.38 {CHF} - HARPSichord can't mark. scaryness can.
2 : 15.45 {CHB} - With the ball is scaryness.
2 : 15.49 {lW} - A kick in the general direction of Mr Eagle.
2 : 15.53 {lW} - The ball spills free.
2 : 16 {lW} - Mr Eagle scoops up the ball.
2 : 16.04 {rHFF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
2 : 16.08 {rHFF} - Edge out? Umpire doesn't think so. Mark to Ashton Agar.
2 : 16.14 {rHFF} - Ashton Agar looks downfield.
2 : 16.18 {rHFF} - Ashton Agar backs himself.
2 : 16.24 {rHFF} - Ashton Agar thought he had less time than he did - sprayed it wide.
East Side Hawks : 4.5.29
Dragons FFC : 4.7.31
2 : 16.34 {FB} - Nobody's checking roo2macca.
2 : 16.38 {FB} - TheMidRunner sews roo2macca up in a fantastic tackle.
2 : 16.43 {FF} - So Tarkyn_24 ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 16.49 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 is corralled by Big Red Machine but spins free and takes a bounce.
2 : 16.53 {FF} - Free against Tarkyn_24. You can't get away with that sort of behaviour anymore.
2 : 17 {lBP} - TheMase signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 17.04 {lBP} - Handballs to Deddy.
2 : 17.07 {rHBF} - He tries to find Moo with a chip pass.
2 : 17.14 {rHBF} - Poor option and WaLkEr_ThE_StAr makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
2 : 17.17 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Ashton Agar.
2 : 17.24 {rHFF} - Great tackle on Ashton Agar.
2 : 17.28 {CHB} - So Jatz ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 17.34 {rHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards Moo.
2 : 17.38 {rHBF} - Moo spills the mark.
2 : 17.42 {rHBF} - Moo tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 17.49 {C} - Handballs to jenny61_99.
2 : 17.53 {C} - A poor handpass but The Filth Wizard is up to the challenge.
2 : 17.59 {lW} - akkaps receives his handpass.
2 : 18.03 {CHF} - A worm burner to HARPSichord.
2 : 18.07 {CHF} - HARPSichord takes the mark.
2 : 18.13 {CHF} - The umpire tells HARPSichord to hurry it up.
2 : 18.17 {CHF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 18.23 {CHF} - Danoz on the end of this.
2 : 18.28 {CHF} - HARPSichord wrapped up but gets the handpass away.
2 : 18.34 {CHF} - scaryness lined up HARPSichord and missed. HARPSichord just laughs and takes a bounce.
2 : 18.38 {CHF} - In the back.
2 : 18.42 {CHB} - scaryness being urged to go long.
2 : 18.48 {lHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards ryan_seb.
2 : 18.52 {lHBF} - ryan_seb plucks that milimetres off the turf.
2 : 18.58 {lHBF} - ryan_seb wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 19.02 {lHBF} - ryan_seb has time to take a bounce.
2 : 19.07 {lHBF} - He handpasses to Clint Beastwood.
2 : 19.13 {lHBF} - The Filth Wizard lined up Clint Beastwood and missed. Clint Beastwood just laughs and takes a bounce.
2 : 19.17 {lHBF} - A quick handpass to Itsmyshow.
2 : 19.23 {lW} - Clint Beastwood receives his handpass.
2 : 19.28 {lW} - Clint Beastwood sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 19.34 {lW} - Andonis1997 gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
2 : 19.38 {rW} - Andonis1997 sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 19.42 {rW} - Handballs over the top to The Filth Wizard.
2 : 19.48 {rHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily BlueMaster1 was well placed to clean up.
2 : 19.52 {lHFF} - Spears a kick towards Flawed Genius.
2 : 19.58 {lHFF} - That kick made it so easy for Flawed Genius.
2 : 20.02 {lHFF} - The ball is now with Flawed Genius.
2 : 20.07 {rHFF} - Sees BlueMaster1 out of the corner of his eye.
2 : 20.13 {rHFF} - BlueMaster1 marks uncontested.
2 : 20.17 {rHFF} - With the ball is BlueMaster1.
2 : 20.23 {CHF} - He handpasses to HARPSichord.
2 : 20.27 {CHF} - A wild handball - but luckily Danoz was well placed to clean up.
2 : 20.31 {lHFF} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 20.37 {lHFF} - Flawed Genius spills the mark.
2 : 20.42 {lHFF} - Flawed Genius tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 20.48 {lHFF} - That's a monster kick ....
2 : 20.52 {lHFF} - Flawed Genius boots it through and lets Mouseh know all about it.
East Side Hawks : 4.5.29
Dragons FFC : 5.7.37
2 : 20.58 {C} - larrikin shoves Deddy out of the way and wins the tap.
2 : 21.06 {lW} - akkaps sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 21.13 {lW} - Brought down by Captain Awkward.
2 : 21.17 {lW} - Mr Eagle through heavy traffic.
2 : 21.23 {lW} - Mr Eagle will wake up with a Andonis1997-sized bruise tomorrow.
2 : 21.27 {lW} - akkaps hits the ground running.
2 : 21.31 {rW} - Passes to Andonis1997 by hand.
2 : 21.37 {rW} - Andonis1997 has a bounce.
2 : 21.42 {rW} - Heavy clash between Mr Eagle and Andonis1997. Mr Eagle comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
2 : 21.47 {lW} - Mr Eagle has possession.
2 : 21.52 {lW} - Mr Eagle is tackled beautifully by Andonis1997.
2 : 21.58 {C} - Its hard and tough but jenny61_99 wins possession.
2 : 22.02 {C} - He has a bounce.
2 : 22.06 {lHFF} - Throws it onto his boot.
2 : 22.13 {lHFF} - But he picks out the opposition.
2 : 22.17 {lHBF} - ryan_seb through heavy traffic.
2 : 22.23 {rW} - His kick is towards Captain Awkward.
2 : 22.27 {rW} - Captain Awkward can't mark. akkaps can.
2 : 22.31 {rW} - Andonis1997 has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 22.37 {rHFF} - He handpasses to The Filth Wizard.
2 : 22.42 {rHFF} - The Filth Wizard just boots it forward towards the boundary. The umpire pings him for deliberate.
2 : 22.47 {lHBF} - The ball is now with ryan_seb.
2 : 22.52 {lW} - Handpass over the shoulder to Mr Eagle.
2 : 22.58 {lW} - Andonis1997 lined up Mr Eagle and missed. Mr Eagle just laughs and takes a bounce.
2 : 23.02 {C} - That came off the outside of the boot.
2 : 23.06 {C} - Rendered Unsafe marks easily.
2 : 23.12 {C} - Rendered Unsafe with the ball now.
2 : 23.16 {rW} - Quick hands to Captain Awkward under pressure.
2 : 23.22 {lHFF} - Searching pass in the direction of WaLkEr_ThE_StAr.
2 : 23.27 {lHFF} - WaLkEr_ThE_StAr spills the mark.
2 : 23.31 {rHBF} - Moo wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 23.37 {C} - A kick towards jenny61_99 territory.
2 : 23.41 {C} - Rendered Unsafe and jenny61_99 claim the mark. The umpire doesn't believe either of them.
2 : 23.47 {C} - jenny61_99 gets poked and punched and possession.
2 : 23.51 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 23.57 {C} - Handballs to Danoz.
2 : 24.01 {C} - Danoz has a bounce.
2 : 24.06 {rW} - That's either a creative kick or a pathetic one.
2 : 24.12 {rW} - Mr Eagle reads the play better and marks.
2 : 24.16 {C} - Rendered Unsafe breaks free and has found some space.
2 : 24.22 {C} - Huge bump by jenny61_99 on Rendered Unsafe.
2 : 24.27 {C} - jenny61_99 signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 24.31 {C} - He handpasses to The Filth Wizard.
2 : 24.37 {rHFF} - A kick in the general direction of BlueMaster1.
2 : 24.41 {rHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 24.47 {lHBF} - ryan_seb breaks a tackle and is off.
2 : 24.51 {lHBF} - larrikin wrapped up but gets the handpass away.
2 : 24.55 {rHBF} - A slick handpass goes to Mouseh.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 2
East Side Hawks : 4.5.29
Dragons FFC : 5.7.37
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2 : 25.01 {C} - Almost a throw to ryan_seb.

 

[Ashton Agar]

Better in that quarter. More of the same lads.

 

[BlueMaster1]

Carn dragons

 

[Karnezis_13]

Has Tarks turned up tonight?

 

[Determinant]

1 : 24.47 {rHFF} - Ashton Agar presents.
1 : 24.53 {rHFF} - Ashton Agar and Mortibacio both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 24.57 {rHFF} - Ashton Agar through heavy traffic.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
East Side Hawks : 0.2.2
Dragons FFC : 2.6.18
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I can assure you that Ashton Agar would've kicked a goal.

Maybe no mark, but plenty of caring

 

[Captain Awkward]

2 : 9.11 {C} - Rendered Unsafe monsters jenny61_99.

Rendered Unsafe please mate, we're in the middle of a game.

 

[Ashton Agar]

Has Tarks turned up tonight?

No he hasn't been online since 1:08PM.

 

[Danoz]

Think it's one for Bonce and none for Tarks.

 

[RU_]

Rendered Unsafe please mate, we're in the middle of a game.

s**t sorry boys.


-- Thanks for the tag I didn't realise the game's on!

 

[Logger]

3 : .01 {C} - larrikin wins the tap decisively.
3 : .1 {lW} - Mr Eagle has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : .13 {lW} - Itsmyshow on the end of this.
3 : .18 {rHFF} - That kick makes it hard for Ashton Agar.
3 : .24 {rHFF} - Ashton Agar takes three bites at the cherry and then chokes on the pit. Ball spills free.
3 : .28 {lHBF} - Mortibacio hits the ground running.
3 : .34 {lHBF} - Hands it off to Danoz.
3 : .38 {rW} - Andonis1997 trying to offer a lead.
3 : .45 {rW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
3 : .49 {lW} - Mr Eagle wrong foots the pack and emerges with the ball.
3 : .53 {lW} - Mr Eagle has a bounce.
3 : .59 {CHF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
3 : 1.03 {CHF} - The ball spills free.
3 : 1.09 {CHB} - Jatz assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 1.13 {CHB} - A poor handpass but Danoz is up to the challenge.
3 : 1.2 {CHB} - Danoz bounces the ball.
3 : 1.24 {rHBF} - A slick handpass goes to Moo.
3 : 1.28 {rHBF} - Almost a throw to Deddy.
3 : 1.34 {rW} - Passes to The Filth Wizard by hand.
3 : 1.38 {rW} - Huge handpass to Deddy. As good as a kick.
3 : 1.45 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to Danoz.
3 : 1.49 {C} - An underground handpass to jenny61_99.
3 : 1.52 {lW} - He tries to find akkaps with a chip pass.
3 : 1.59 {lW} - akkapsaleunko!.
3 : 2.03 {lW} - akkaps looks downfield.
3 : 2.09 {lW} - Handpasses to Deddy.
3 : 2.13 {lHBF} - Finds The Filth Wizard with a handball.
3 : 2.19 {lHBF} - Danoz runs past and takes the handpass.
3 : 2.24 {lHBF} - Gives the ball to Deddy.
3 : 2.28 {FB} - Handballs to Big Red Machine.
3 : 2.34 {FB} - Big Red Machine dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 2.38 {lHBF} - He kicks long and low.
3 : 2.44 {lHBF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 2.48 {CHF} - With the ball is DeeWong6996.
3 : 2.52 {CHF} - Jatz applies the tackle.
3 : 2.58 {CHB} - Jatz takes off.
3 : 3.02 {lW} - A kick in the general direction of akkaps.
3 : 3.09 {lW} - Captain Awkward claims the mark but its play on.
3 : 3.13 {lW} - akkaps fends off a couple and gets clear.
3 : 3.19 {lW} - Deddy receives his handpass.
3 : 3.23 {lW} - Deddy nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 3.28 {lHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Danoz.
3 : 3.34 {lFP} - No-look handpass to Gibbsy.
3 : 3.38 {lFP} - A snap at goal ....
3 : 3.44 {lFP} - He's dobbed it.
East Side Hawks : 4.5.29
Dragons FFC : 6.7.43
3 : 3.48 {C} - The Filth Wizard gets the ball down.
3 : 3.58 {rW} - A bit of space for Deddy to utilise.
3 : 4.03 {lW} - Flicks it to akkaps.
3 : 4.09 {rW} - A short kick to Andonis1997.
3 : 4.13 {rW} - But Mr Eagle is better positioned and marks safely.
3 : 4.19 {lW} - Mr Eagle sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
3 : 4.23 {rW} - Quick hands to Captain Awkward under pressure.
3 : 4.27 {rW} - Captain Awkward burns off akkaps and takes a bounce.
3 : 4.34 {lHFF} - Searching pass in the direction of WaLkEr_ThE_StAr.
3 : 4.37 {lHFF} - Oooohhhh you beauty! What a mark to WaLkEr_ThE_StAr.
3 : 4.41 {lHFF} - So WaLkEr_ThE_StAr ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 4.48 {lHFF} - A long looping handpass to larrikin.
3 : 4.52 {lHFF} - The players stop in confusion. For some reason the ump has paid a free to larrikin.
3 : 4.58 {rHBF} - Moo sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 5.02 {rHBF} - Awkward bounce but he regains control.
3 : 5.09 {lW} - His kick covers more height than distance.
3 : 5.12 {lW} - Top mark Captain Awkward.
3 : 5.16 {rW} - Captain Awkward has possession.
3 : 5.23 {lHFF} - A measured kick in the direction of WaLkEr_ThE_StAr.
3 : 5.26 {lHFF} - Anybody's ball.
3 : 5.33 {lHFF} - The ball sticks in an outstreched WaLkEr_ThE_StAr hand and he's away.
3 : 5.37 {lHFF} - Big ... big kick by WaLkEr_ThE_StAr.
3 : 5.41 {lHFF} - Off line - one behind to WaLkEr_ThE_StAr.
East Side Hawks : 4.6.30
Dragons FFC : 6.7.43
3 : 5.52 {FB} - Big Red Machine slowing down the play.
3 : 5.58 {CHB} - Handballs to Jatz.
3 : 6.02 {rW} - He kicks long and low.
3 : 6.08 {rW} - Mr Eagle gets up... up... UP... and drops the mark.
3 : 6.12 {rW} - Andonis1997 picks it up on the bounce.
3 : 6.16 {rHFF} - Finds Deddy with a handball.
3 : 6.22 {rHFF} - larrikin applies the tackle on Deddy.
3 : 6.26 {lHBF} - The bounce favours ryan_seb and he is off and running.
3 : 6.33 {lHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 6.37 {rW} - Boots the ball toward Captain Awkward.
3 : 6.41 {rW} - Captain Awkward can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
3 : 6.48 {rW} - Captain Awkward has a paddock.
3 : 6.52 {rW} - akkaps lined up Captain Awkward and missed. Captain Awkward just laughs and takes a bounce.
3 : 6.58 {rW} - Tries to handball one-handed! And he's been pinged.
3 : 7.02 {lW} - akkaps looks downfield.
3 : 7.08 {lW} - Captain Awkward sews him up!.
3 : 7.12 {rW} - Captain Awkward being urged to go long.
3 : 7.16 {rW} - akkaps lined up Captain Awkward and missed. Captain Awkward just laughs and takes a bounce.
3 : 7.22 {lHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of WaLkEr_ThE_StAr.
3 : 7.26 {lHFF} - WaLkEr_ThE_StAr can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
3 : 7.33 {lHFF} - Stop... WaLkEr_ThE_StAr time. They can't touch him.
3 : 7.37 {CHF} - He transfers play using DeeWong6996.
3 : 7.41 {CHF} - DeeWong6996 FROM THE HEAVENS. What a hanger.
3 : 7.47 {CHF} - The umpire tells DeeWong6996 to hurry it up.
3 : 7.51 {rHFF} - A short kick to Ashton Agar.
3 : 7.57 {rHFF} - Ashton Agar at the back of the pack takes the mark!.
3 : 8.01 {rHFF} - So Ashton Agar ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 8.07 {FF} - Hands it off to Tarkyn_24.
3 : 8.11 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 eye's the goals and has a shot.
3 : 8.16 {FF} - And he gets it.
East Side Hawks : 5.6.36
Dragons FFC : 6.7.43
3 : 8.22 {C} - The Filth Wizard times his jump well and wins the tap.
3 : 8.32 {rW} - Andonis1997 with some space now.
3 : 8.36 {lHBF} - Fires out the handpass to Mortibacio.
3 : 8.41 {lHBF} - That's a fantastic tackle by Ashton Agar.
3 : 8.47 {lHFF} - WaLkEr_ThE_StAr with all the time in the world.
3 : 8.51 {rHFF} - That's either a creative kick or a pathetic one.
3 : 8.57 {rHFF} - Mortibacio plants a foot on Ashton Agar's neck and takes a screamer.
3 : 9.01 {CHB} - Jatz assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 9.06 {rW} - Andonis1997 calls for it.
3 : 9.11 {rW} - Mr Eagle floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
3 : 9.16 {lW} - Mr Eagle sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 9.22 {lW} - Andonis1997 sews Mr Eagle up in a fantastic tackle.
3 : 9.26 {rW} - Quality gather by Andonis1997.
3 : 9.32 {rW} - Andonis1997 was like a deer in the headlights. Now he's venison.
3 : 9.36 {lW} - Running with the ball is Mr Eagle.
3 : 9.4 {CHF} - Kicks in the direction of DeeWong6996.
3 : 9.47 {CHF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
3 : 9.51 {CHF} - Quality gather by DeeWong6996.
3 : 9.57 {rHFF} - Fast hands from Mortibacio.
3 : 10.01 {rHFF} - Ashton Agar has time to take a bounce.
3 : 10.05 {rHFF} - Passes to larrikin by hand.
3 : 10.11 {rHFF} - Someone call an ambulance for larrikin. Deddy lined him up and did the job well.
3 : 10.15 {lHBF} - Mortibacio weaves through the congestion.
3 : 10.22 {CHB} - He gets a handpass to Jatz.
3 : 10.25 {rW} - Thumps the ball forward.
3 : 10.32 {rW} - Oooohhhh you beauty! What a mark to Andonis1997.
3 : 10.36 {rW} - Andonis1997 being urged to go long.
3 : 10.4 {rW} - Andonis1997's eyes are watering and not just because Mr Eagle stole the ball off him.
3 : 10.46 {lW} - Mr Eagle sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 10.51 {lW} - Where did Andonis1997 come from? Great tackle.
3 : 10.56 {rW} - The umpire tells Andonis1997 to hurry it up.
3 : 11.01 {lW} - A long looping handpass to akkaps.
3 : 11.05 {CHF} - His kick is towards HARPSichord.
3 : 11.11 {CHF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
3 : 11.15 {CHB} - scaryness takes off.
3 : 11.21 {rW} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
3 : 11.25 {rW} - Horrific choice of kick and akkaps will mark unopposed.
3 : 11.31 {rW} - Andonis1997 needs to get rid of it soon.
3 : 11.36 {rW} - A quick handpass to Danoz.
3 : 11.4 {C} - Fires out the handpass to jenny61_99.
3 : 11.46 {C} - Long handpass to the running Deddy.
3 : 11.51 {C} - Watch out! Oh! larrikin has laid Deddy out flat.
3 : 11.56 {lW} - Taking the ball is Mr Eagle.
3 : 12.01 {lHFF} - Clint Beastwood receives his handpass.
3 : 12.04 {lHFF} - Open goal!.
3 : 12.11 {lHFF} - Starts right - a stays right. One behind.
East Side Hawks : 5.7.37
Dragons FFC : 6.7.43
3 : 12.21 {FB} - roo2macca needs to get rid of it soon.
3 : 12.25 {FB} - A quick handpass to The Filth Wizard.
3 : 12.31 {rHBF} - That kick is a real floater.
3 : 12.36 {rHBF} - WaLkEr_ThE_StAr gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 12.4 {CHF} - DeeWong6996 pulls up his socks and surveys the field.
3 : 12.46 {lFP} - A worm burner to TheMidRunner.
3 : 12.5 {lFP} - roo2macca gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 12.56 {lFP} - TheMidRunner looks downfield.
3 : 13 {lFP} - TheMidRunner opens up the goalface.
3 : 13.04 {lFP} - He could have done more with that. One behind.
East Side Hawks : 5.8.38
Dragons FFC : 6.7.43

 

[boncer34]

Best start 'bantering' boncer.

Can't quite tell what you're doing at the moment, but it must be pretty low for given even I can't tell what it is... I thought I had spent enough time in the sewers with the plebeians such as yourself to learn most of it, but clearly I was wrong.

Lol.

Has a go at me for attacking the man.

Fall back position is attacking the man.

Classic Daggy

 

[Captain Awkward]

Has Tarks turned up tonight?

There you go. Fashionably late as ever. Now that he's kicked a goal, it's probably time to sub him.

 

[RU_]

3 : 7.57 {rHFF} - Ashton Agar at the back of the pack takes the mark!.
3 : 8.01 {rHFF} - So Ashton Agar ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 8.07 {FF} - Hands it off to Tarkyn_24.
3 : 8.11 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 eye's the goals and has a shot.
3 : 8.16 {FF} - And he gets it.

He turned up!

Having a good battle with jenny61_99 - Interested in the stats.

 

[boncer34]

Oh games on. Struggling

 

[Logger]

3 : 13.15 {FB} - Uncertainty on TheMase's face as he looks for an option.
3 : 13.21 {lHBF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
3 : 13.25 {lHBF} - Ashton Agar will take this. No - he's dropped it.
3 : 13.31 {lHBF} - Mortibacio has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 13.35 {lHBF} - A quick handpass to The Filth Wizard.
3 : 13.39 {rW} - His kick is hurried.
3 : 13.45 {rW} - Mr Eagle rises over the pack majestically.
3 : 13.5 {lW} - Mr Eagle assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 13.54 {C} - Hands it off to Rendered Unsafe.
3 : 14 {C} - Rendered Unsafe was like a deer in the headlights. Now he's venison.
3 : 14.04 {C} - jenny61_99 takes them on.
3 : 14.1 {lHFF} - Hands it off to Flawed Genius.
3 : 14.15 {lHFF} - Great tackle by Mouseh.
3 : 14.21 {CHB} - scaryness scoops up the ball.
3 : 14.25 {lW} - Hurried kick towards Mr Eagle.
3 : 14.29 {lW} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 14.35 {lW} - akkaps wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 14.39 {C} - Gives the ball to jenny61_99.
3 : 14.45 {C} - Hands it off to Danoz.
3 : 14.49 {C} - A wild handball - but luckily jenny61_99 was well placed to clean up.
3 : 14.53 {lW} - akkaps screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
3 : 15 {lW} - akkaps gets too far under the ball.
3 : 15.04 {lW} - akkaps has a paddock.
3 : 15.1 {lW} - akkaps crunched by Captain Awkward! akkaps very slow to get up.
3 : 15.14 {rW} - Captain Awkward weaves through the congestion.
3 : 15.21 {rW} - Itsmyshow receives his handpass.
3 : 15.24 {C} - A short kick to Rendered Unsafe.
3 : 15.28 {C} - Rendered Unsafe spills the mark.
3 : 15.35 {C} - Rendered Unsafe looking for a lead.
3 : 15.38 {C} - jenny61_99 lined up Rendered Unsafe and missed. Rendered Unsafe just laughs and takes a bounce.
3 : 15.45 {lHFF} - Throws it onto his boot.
3 : 15.49 {lHFF} - Moo was playing for the free and wound up with the mark.
3 : 15.55 {lHBF} - With the ball is Mortibacio.
3 : 16 {rHBF} - Almost a throw to Moo.
3 : 16.04 {rHBF} - Handpasses to Danoz.
3 : 16.1 {C} - jenny61_99 calls for it.
3 : 16.14 {C} - jenny61_99 in the best position takes the mark.
3 : 16.2 {C} - jenny61_99 takes off.
3 : 16.24 {lHFF} - A wobbly old kick.
3 : 16.28 {lHFF} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 16.34 {lHFF} - Its hard and tough but Flawed Genius wins possession.
3 : 16.38 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to Danoz.
3 : 16.45 {lHFF} - Itsmyshow lined up Danoz and missed. Danoz just laughs and takes a bounce.
3 : 16.49 {lHFF} - Hands it off to Deddy.
3 : 16.55 {lHFF} - A long looping handpass to The Filth Wizard.
3 : 17 {lHFF} - Danoz wrapped up but gets the handpass away.
3 : 17.04 {lHFF} - Great tackle on Danoz.
3 : 17.1 {rHBF} - Mouseh tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
3 : 17.14 {rHBF} - Mouseh is chased down by Flawed Genius - great effort!.
3 : 17.2 {rHFF} - Now BlueMaster1 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 17.24 {CHF} - Gives the ball to HARPSichord.
3 : 17.28 {rHFF} - He elects to use BlueMaster1 and kicks in that direction.
3 : 17.34 {rHFF} - Over the head of BlueMaster1.
3 : 17.38 {CHB} - scaryness signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 17.45 {CHB} - Handballs over the top to larrikin.
3 : 17.49 {CHB} - An underground handpass to Itsmyshow.
3 : 17.55 {rW} - Captain Awkward trying to offer a lead.
3 : 17.59 {rW} - akkaps and Captain Awkward claim the mark. The umpire doesn't believe either of them.
3 : 18.03 {rW} - Captain Awkward weaves through the congestion.
3 : 18.09 {rW} - Open goal!.
3 : 18.13 {rW} - A poster. So one behind to Captain Awkward.
East Side Hawks : 5.9.39
Dragons FFC : 6.7.43
3 : 18.23 {FB} - TheMase looks downfield.
3 : 18.28 {lHBF} - A measured kick in the direction of Mortibacio.
3 : 18.34 {lHBF} - Mortibacio in the best position takes the mark.
3 : 18.38 {lHBF} - Mortibacio looking for a lead.
3 : 18.45 {lHBF} - A long looping handpass to Danoz.
3 : 18.48 {lHBF} - He handpasses to The Filth Wizard.
3 : 18.52 {rW} - Hoofs it forward..
3 : 18.58 {rW} - Over the head of Andonis1997.
3 : 19.03 {rW} - Andonis1997 with a moment to look downfield.
3 : 19.09 {rW} - Mr Eagle makes Andonis1997's merry go around.
3 : 19.13 {C} - Rendered Unsafe does some crumbing and is away.
3 : 19.17 {C} - jenny61_99 lined up Rendered Unsafe and missed. Rendered Unsafe just laughs and takes a bounce.
3 : 19.23 {C} - Long handpass to the running larrikin.
3 : 19.28 {C} - Clint Beastwood wrapped up but gets the handpass away.
3 : 19.34 {C} - Hands it off to larrikin.
3 : 19.38 {lHFF} - He just bombs away in the direction of WaLkEr_ThE_StAr and Moo.
3 : 19.44 {lHFF} - Moo claims the mark but its play on.
3 : 19.48 {lHFF} - WaLkEr_ThE_StAr has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 19.52 {lHFF} - WaLkEr_ThE_StAr is crunched in a tackle.
3 : 19.58 {rHBF} - Moo breaks a tackle and is off.
3 : 20.02 {rHBF} - Quick hands to The Filth Wizard under pressure.
3 : 20.09 {rHBF} - He's run a long way - penalised.
3 : 20.13 {lHFF} - WaLkEr_ThE_StAr sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 20.17 {lHFF} - He involves Itsmyshow in the play.
3 : 20.23 {lHFF} - Itsmyshow has a bounce.
3 : 20.27 {CHF} - DeeWong6996 runs past and takes the handpass.
3 : 20.34 {lHFF} - He kicks across the ground towards WaLkEr_ThE_StAr.
3 : 20.37 {lHFF} - WaLkEr_ThE_StAr outbodies Moo and takes an easy mark in the end.
3 : 20.44 {lHFF} - WaLkEr_ThE_StAr pulls up his socks and surveys the field.
3 : 20.48 {lHFF} - Tiggy touchwood free for deliberate.
3 : 20.52 {rHBF} - Moo to send the ball forward.
3 : 20.58 {lW} - akkaps on the end of this.
3 : 21.02 {lW} - Ohhr - fair and square in the back.
3 : 21.08 {rW} - Captain Awkward has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 21.13 {rW} - In the back.
3 : 21.17 {lW} - akkaps with the ball now.
3 : 21.23 {C} - Huge handpass to jenny61_99. As good as a kick.
3 : 21.27 {C} - jenny61_99 too far out to score - or is he?.
3 : 21.33 {C} - Oh no. It's come off his shin..
East Side Hawks : 5.9.39
Dragons FFC : 6.8.44
3 : 21.43 {FB} - Lunchlady Doris to send the ball forward.
3 : 21.47 {FB} - Huge handpass to larrikin. As good as a kick.
3 : 21.52 {rBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to bombersno1.
3 : 21.58 {FB} - No-look handpass to Lunchlady Doris.
3 : 22.02 {FB} - Handpass to space. larrikin runs onto it.
3 : 22.08 {FB} - larrikin has time to take a bounce.
3 : 22.13 {FB} - Itsmyshow on the end of this.
3 : 22.17 {FB} - A wild handball - but luckily Clint Beastwood was well placed to clean up.
3 : 22.23 {lBP} - He transfers play using Matt121.
3 : 22.27 {lBP} - B Tron did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
3 : 22.33 {FF} - boncer34 wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 22.37 {FF} - boncer34 - about 45 metres and not much angle.
3 : 22.42 {FF} - boncer34 wants a goal! Or maybe a behind. Great behind!.
East Side Hawks : 5.9.39
Dragons FFC : 6.9.45
3 : 22.52 {FB} - bombersno1 has it.
3 : 22.58 {FB} - Gives the ball to Clint Beastwood.
3 : 23.02 {FB} - He handpasses to larrikin.
3 : 23.08 {rHBF} - Mouseh and Flawed Genius jostle for position.
3 : 23.12 {rHBF} - Flawed Genius gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 23.16 {rHBF} - Mouseh slowing down the play.
3 : 23.22 {CHB} - He searches out wide.
3 : 23.27 {CHB} - scaryness is the target but he's outplayed by HARPSichord.
3 : 23.32 {CHF} - HARPSichord has possession.
3 : 23.37 - <<< Pie in the Sky is coming on to replace ryan_seb >>>
3 : 23.47 {CHF} - HARPSichord has a paddock.
3 : 23.51 {CHF} - scaryness lined up HARPSichord and missed. HARPSichord just laughs and takes a bounce.
3 : 23.57 {CHF} - Gives the ball to Danoz.
3 : 24.01 {CHF} - He's tackled but manages to get the shot away.
3 : 24.08 {CHF} - This will be - and is - a goal to Danoz.
East Side Hawks : 5.9.39
Dragons FFC : 7.9.51
3 : 24.12 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by The Filth Wizard.
3 : 24.22 {C} - Danoz with all the time in the world.
3 : 24.27 {C} - Quick hands to The Filth Wizard under pressure.
3 : 24.32 {C} - Finds jenny61_99 with a handball.
3 : 24.37 {C} - Awkward bounce but he regains control.
3 : 24.41 {lHFF} - A wobbly old kick.
3 : 24.47 {lHFF} - Flawed Genius takes it on his chest. So to speak..
3 : 24.51 {lHFF} - Flawed Genius pulls up his socks and surveys the field.
3 : 24.57 {lHFF} - Flawed Genius has been penalised for a throw.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 3
East Side Hawks : 5.9.39
Dragons FFC : 7.9.51
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[boncer34]

B Tron you pleb either start giving me the ball or get the * off my field.

 

[RU_]

3 : 19.13 {C} - Rendered Unsafe does some crumbing and is away.
3 : 19.17 {C} - jenny61_99 lined up Rendered Unsafe and missed. Rendered Unsafe just laughs and takes a bounce.

Seems you started drinking a bit early jenny61_99 - Although I can't talk, stuck to my promise and I am a carton down!

Big last quarter Hawks!

 

[boncer34]

Lucky they can't kick either

 

[RU_]

Such an inaccurate contest.

 

[boncer34]

Carn Dragons

 

[RU_]

Carn Dragons

No down the Dragons! Up the Hawks!

 

[Logger]

4 : .01 {C} - larrikin taps it down.
4 : .1 {rW} - Captain Awkward sizes the options in front of him.
4 : .13 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to larrikin.
4 : .2 {rW} - But he interfered with his opponent there.
4 : .24 {lW} - akkaps wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : .3 {lW} - akkaps nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : .34 {lW} - No-look handpass to Deddy.
4 : .38 {lW} - A lookaway handpass to akkaps.
4 : .45 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : .49 {lW} - akkaps ran into Captain Awkward and came off second-best.
4 : .55 {lW} - Mr Eagle streaming down the ground.
4 : .59 {lW} - Mr Eagle takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 1.05 {lW} - larrikin receives his handpass.
4 : 1.09 {lW} - Handballs to Mr Eagle.
4 : 1.13 {rW} - That's either a creative kick or a pathetic one.
4 : 1.2 {rW} - Captain Awkward is the target but he's outplayed by akkaps.
4 : 1.24 {lW} - With the ball is akkaps.
4 : 1.3 {C} - He gets a handpass to jenny61_99.
4 : 1.34 {lHFF} - Flawed Genius presents.
4 : 1.38 {lHFF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Mouseh.
4 : 1.45 {rHBF} - Mouseh with some space now.
4 : 1.49 {CHB} - Gets a handpass away to scaryness.
4 : 1.55 {CHB} - scaryness looks at the umpire guiltily as he runs over the line. That's deliberate.
4 : 1.59 {CHF} - HARPSichord has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 2.05 {lFP} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Gibbsy.
4 : 2.09 {lFP} - Gibbsy kept his eyes on the ball right up until the moment it falconed him.
4 : 2.13 {lFP} - Gibbsy streaming down the ground.
4 : 2.19 {lFP} - He has a shot from nowhere.
4 : 2.24 {lFP} - It's a goal to Gibbsy.
East Side Hawks : 5.9.39
Dragons FFC : 8.9.57
4 : 2.28 {C} - The Filth Wizard wins the tapout.
4 : 2.38 {rW} - Andonis1997 with the ball now.
4 : 2.44 {rW} - Andonis1997 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 2.48 {rW} - Handpass to space. Deddy runs onto it.
4 : 2.54 {rW} - Deddy dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 2.58 {CHF} - He kicks towards HARPSichord and scaryness.
4 : 3.02 {CHF} - HARPSichord gets too far under the ball.
4 : 3.09 {lHBF} - Pie in the Sky turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 3.13 {lHBF} - Pie in the Sky burns off BlueMaster1 and takes a bounce.
4 : 3.19 {rHBF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 3.24 {rHBF} - The ball drops short of Mouseh.
4 : 3.28 {lHFF} - Not enough pressure on Flawed Genius.
4 : 3.34 {rHFF} - An underground handpass to BlueMaster1.
4 : 3.38 {FF} - He handpasses to boncer34.
4 : 3.44 {FF} - Lunchlady Doris dives onto his boot.
4 : 3.48 {FB} - Lunchlady Doris scoops up the ball.
4 : 3.54 {rBP} - Quick hands to bombersno1.
4 : 3.58 {lHBF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 4.03 {lHBF} - Shocking kick and BlueMaster1 will take the mark.
4 : 4.09 {rHFF} - BlueMaster1 weaves through the congestion.
4 : 4.13 {lHFF} - A slick handpass goes to Flawed Genius.
4 : 4.19 {rHFF} - Huge handpass to BlueMaster1. As good as a kick.
4 : 4.23 {rHFF} - Crackerjack bump by Pie in the Sky on BlueMaster1.
4 : 4.27 {CHB} - scaryness streaming down the ground.
4 : 4.34 {rHBF} - Huge handpass to Mouseh. As good as a kick.
4 : 4.37 {rHBF} - A poor handpass but Itsmyshow is up to the challenge.
4 : 4.44 {lHBF} - Handballs over the top to Pie in the Sky.
4 : 4.48 {lHBF} - BlueMaster1 takes down Pie in the Sky and neither player is moving. Tough play.
4 : 4.54 {CHF} - Its hard and tough but HARPSichord wins possession.
4 : 4.58 {CHF} - Almost a throw to Danoz.
4 : 5.02 {CHF} - Long handpass to the running The Filth Wizard.
4 : 5.09 {rFP} - Hurried kick towards B Tron.
4 : 5.12 {rFP} - Matt121 intercepts the kick and marks.
4 : 5.19 {lBP} - Matt121 fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 5.23 {rHBF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Mouseh to mark.
4 : 5.29 {rHBF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of Flawed Genius.
4 : 5.33 {lHFF} - Flawed Genius looks downfield.
4 : 5.37 {lHFF} - Flawed Genius nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 5.43 {lHFF} - Don't tell me he's kicked it.
4 : 5.48 {lHFF} - That would have been Goal of the Year if it wasnt a behind..
East Side Hawks : 5.9.39
Dragons FFC : 8.10.58
4 : 5.58 {FB} - Matt121 has possession.
4 : 6.02 {lHBF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
4 : 6.08 {lHBF} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 6.12 {rHFF} - BlueMaster1 signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 6.18 {FF} - The kick seeks out boncer34.
4 : 6.22 {FF} - If that kick was a horse the screens would be out. Lunchlady Doris now with the ball.
4 : 6.28 {FB} - The ball is now with Lunchlady Doris.
4 : 6.33 {rHBF} - A wobbly old kick.
4 : 6.37 {rHBF} - Mouseh takes three bites at the cherry and then chokes on the pit. Ball spills free.
4 : 6.43 {lHFF} - Now Flawed Genius has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 6.48 {CHF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 6.52 {CHF} - scaryness did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 6.58 {rHBF} - Mouseh to send the ball forward.
4 : 7.02 {CHB} - Fires out the handpass to scaryness.
4 : 7.08 {CHB} - A long looping handpass to Clint Beastwood.
4 : 7.12 {CHB} - No-look handpass to Itsmyshow.
4 : 7.18 {rHBF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 7.22 {rHBF} - Mouseh can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 7.26 {rHBF} - Running with the ball is Mouseh.
4 : 7.33 {rHBF} - Mouseh bounces the ball.
4 : 7.37 {rW} - Mouseh is still looking for options and takes another.
4 : 7.43 {C} - A short kick to Rendered Unsafe.
4 : 7.47 {C} - I can't believe Rendered Unsafe held on to that. What a mark.
4 : 7.51 {C} - With the ball is Rendered Unsafe.
4 : 7.57 {C} - Quick hands to Clint Beastwood.
4 : 8.01 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to Mr Eagle.
4 : 8.07 {lW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 8.11 {rW} - He tries to find Captain Awkward with a chip pass.
4 : 8.18 {rW} - akkaps was playing for the free and wound up with the mark.
4 : 8.22 {C} - jenny61_99 to send the ball forward.
4 : 8.26 {lHFF} - Flawed Genius on the end of this.
4 : 8.32 {lHFF} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 8.37 {rHFF} - A poor handpass but BlueMaster1 is up to the challenge.
4 : 8.43 {rHFF} - Gives the ball to The Filth Wizard.
4 : 8.47 {rHFF} - He gets a handpass to Deddy.
4 : 8.51 {FF} - Boots the ball toward boncer34.
4 : 8.57 {FF} - Too long for boncer34 and Lunchlady Doris marks.
4 : 9.01 {FB} - Lunchlady Doris with the ball now.
4 : 9.07 {lBP} - Matt121 wrapped up but gets the handpass away.
4 : 9.11 {rHBF} - Mouseh and Flawed Genius jostle for position.
4 : 9.18 {rHBF} - Too long for Mouseh and Flawed Genius marks.
4 : 9.22 {lHFF} - Uncertainty on Flawed Genius's face as he looks for an option.
4 : 9.26 {lHFF} - Fires out the handpass to The Filth Wizard.
4 : 9.32 {lHFF} - A lookaway handpass to Deddy.
4 : 9.36 {lHFF} - He's brought down by larrikin.
4 : 9.43 {rHBF} - Mouseh has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 9.47 {C} - Kicks in the direction of Rendered Unsafe.
4 : 9.51 {C} - Rendered Unsafe can't mark. jenny61_99 can.
4 : 9.57 {C} - jenny61_99 pulls up his socks and surveys the field.
4 : 10.01 {C} - Hands it off to Deddy.
4 : 10.07 {C} - Awkward bounce but he regains control.
4 : 10.11 {CHF} - Gives the ball to Danoz.
4 : 10.18 {rFP} - A measured kick in the direction of B Tron.
4 : 10.22 {rFP} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 10.25 {rFP} - B Tron slowing down the play.
4 : 10.32 {rFP} - Awkward bounce but he regains control.
4 : 10.36 {rFP} - This should be a certain goal.
4 : 10.42 {rFP} - They'll be talking about that goal tonight.
East Side Hawks : 5.9.39
Dragons FFC : 9.10.64
4 : 10.46 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by The Filth Wizard.
4 : 10.56 {rW} - Andonis1997 scoops up the ball.
4 : 11.01 {C} - He kicks sideways towards jenny61_99.
4 : 11.07 {C} - jenny61_99 takes the mark on the second attempt.
4 : 11.11 {C} - jenny61_99 looking for a lead.
4 : 11.15 {C} - jenny61_99 fifty-five out - backs himself.
4 : 11.21 {C} - Didn't look good off the boot - a minor score.
East Side Hawks : 5.9.39
Dragons FFC : 9.11.65
4 : 11.31 {FB} - bombersno1 looks downfield.
4 : 11.36 {FB} - A lookaway handpass to Lunchlady Doris.
4 : 11.41 {lHBF} - Pie in the Sky trying to offer a lead.
4 : 11.46 {lHBF} - Horrific choice of kick and BlueMaster1 will mark unopposed.
4 : 11.51 {rHFF} - BlueMaster1 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 11.56 {rFP} - Quick hands to Danoz under pressure.
4 : 12.01 {rFP} - A gimme goal coming up if Danoz keeps his cool.
4 : 12.07 {rFP} - And that just grazes the post.
East Side Hawks : 5.9.39
Dragons FFC : 9.12.66

 

[Captain Awkward]

3 : 18.09 {rW} - Open goal!.
3 : 18.13 {rW} - A poster. So one behind to Captain Awkward.

...

 

[RU_]

We are done for. s**t!

 

[boncer34]

Blowing them away