Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 18 - Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears @ Okey's Outhouse (SFA Park)

[Mooch]

OKEYDOKE7 PRESS RELEASE

This afternoon at a sold out Okey’s Outhouse, I kicked 2 goals with my only 2 opportunities before being benched, moved to full back, then benched again. It was almost scripted…

I am honoured to become the fastest player to 998 goals. I look forward to kicking my 1000th in round 1 of next year.

This week has been a tremendous build up. Some would call it a troll. The Sweet FA coffers will be filled up by the amount of eyes tuned in hoping desperately for either my success or failure.

Nobody divides or draws attention quite like me, I am the most iconic persona and player in this league.

I look forward to an entire off-season building up my 1000th goal and an entire season going on tour to gloat about it to every Sweet FA team. Anybody feeling good about what has happened today will feel miserable through most of Season 36.

There is also a slim chance that Season 36 sees me kick the 1000 and take the overall goal kicking record in the same season.

I look forward to reviewing the decision to bench me (twice) and move me to full back with Swamprats officials/league script writers.

You're really just dragging this out now. If I can find my pitch fork I'm going to go and have a quiet word with that guy.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

The best stopper the SweetFA has ever seen against some second rate forward? Not sure what everybody was expecting.

 

[okeydoke7]

The best stopper the SweetFA has ever seen against some second rate forward? Not sure what everybody was expecting.

Perhaps you didn’t read the sim.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Perhaps you didn’t read the sim.

Eat me daddy dokerrrrrrrrrrrr I'm the champion full back

 

[serial_thrilla]

okeydoke7 I challenge you to play full back until you kick your 1000th goal.

 

[Power Raid]

Well done Bears! Onwards and upwards Rats!

 

[Kennedy Parker]

You have Kennedy Parker on your team. He is not very good at qooty, and is no doubt contributing to your goalscoring woes.

Premiership captain of the Season 30 Royals, greatest premiership team in history thank you very much.

 

[Wosh]

Premiership captain of the Season 30 Royals, greatest premiership team in history thank you very much.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

The best stopper the SweetFA has ever seen against some second rate forward? Not sure what everybody was expecting.

I'm sure it'll be reflected with 5 votes before Matera's stock standard rig efforts kick in.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Premiership captain of the Season 30 Royals, greatest premiership team in history thank you very much.

You are not very good at playing qooty....for the Rats. Do I need to update your stats again?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Congratulation to both teams for the things you did. Or did not did.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Well done Art Vandelay_ on your four goals.

I award the Swamprats interchange staff five TarkyStars today

 

[Kennedy Parker]

You are not very good at playing qooty....for the Rats. Do I need to update your stats again?

Specifically the stat where I am a 4-time All-SFA player for the Rats?

 

[serial_thrilla]

Specifically the stat where I am a 4-time All-SFA player for the Rats?

Ah, I see the problem here: you're not a team player. A selfish attitude, only looking after KP...and this explains the dismal W/L record for the Rats whenever you play for them.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Ah, I see the problem here: you're not a team player. A selfish attitude, only looking after KP...and this explains the dismal W/L record for the Rats whenever you play for them.

So basically, I am a selfish player when I play for the Rats, but not when I play for the Royals. Interesting theory.

 

[tony]

Thanks for the week Rats, enjoy the off season.

Great win today Bears, it's nice to win for a change.

 

[Shadow Man]

Yay! thanks for the week Swampies...

 

[GremioPower]

In an epic battle, it could be argued that GremioPower had the better game against I Dont Care - although there was very little in it. - 93m from 6 to 99.

I hate qooty…

 

[serial_thrilla]

So basically, I am a selfish player when I play for the Rats, but not when I play for the Royals. Interesting theory.

Hmm. Clearly there needs to be more than one massive ego other than yourself in the team to keep you in check for harmony. I foresee a successful move to the Warriors in your near future.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Hmm. Clearly there needs to be more than one massive ego other than yourself in the team to keep you in check for harmony. I foresee a successful move to the Warriors in your near future.

Excellent! I already play alongside okeydoke7 and Ant Bear

 

[serial_thrilla]

Excellent! I already play alongside okeydoke7 and Ant Bear

Ant Bear has current activity levels that rival The Half Back.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Ant Bear has current activity levels that rival The Half Back.

Doesn't make him less of an ego now does it?

 

[serial_thrilla]

Doesn't make him less of an ego now does it?

AB is a shadow of his former self.

 

[jackster83]

 

[jackster83]

In all seriousness, thanks Bears for a good week.

A bitterly disappointing season for our mob, particularly with okeydoke7 failing to reach the milestone.

Time to lick our wounds and get drunk on the sidelines watching the finals.