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Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 18 - Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears @ Okey's Outhouse (SFA Park)
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Kennedy Parker
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4 : 8.43 {C} - GremioPower palms the ball down.
4 : 8.51 {rW} - spookism fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 8.57 {CHF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 9.01 {CHF} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
4 : 9.07 {CHB} - MWPP wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 9.11 {CHB} - Great tackle by philreich.
4 : 9.18 {lHFF} - The ball is now with GotTheGoodes.
4 : 9.22 {lHFF} - GotTheGoodes ran into Dingster and came off second-best.
4 : 9.26 {lHBF} - Test Tickle does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 9.32 {lHBF} - Brought down by jackster83.
4 : 9.36 {rHFF} - jackster83 signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 9.42 - <<< ant555 is coming on to replace sataris >>>
4 : 9.51 {rHFF} - jackster83 scoops up the ball.
4 : 9.56 {rHFF} - An underground handpass to Power Raid.
4 : 10.01 {lFP} - A hospital kick.
4 : 10.07 {lFP} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 10.11 {lFP} - Dominic03 dances around Cap.
4 : 10.15 {lFP} - Dominic03 lines up the sticks.
4 : 10.22 {lFP} - One for the highlight reel. What a goal by Dominic03.
Sin City Swamprats : 9.10.64
Las Vegas Bears : 14.12.96
4 : 10.25 {C} - GremioPower knocks the ball down.
4 : 10.36 {lW} - The bounce favours BloodySwan and he is off and running.
4 : 10.42 {CHF} - Thumps the ball forward.
4 : 10.46 {CHF} - philreich gets too far under the ball.
4 : 10.51 {rHBF} - A bit of space for Dingster to utilise.
4 : 10.56 {lW} - That kick makes it hard for Tommycash.
4 : 11.01 {lW} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 11.07 {lW} - Who wants it? Tommycash does. Great stuff.
4 : 11.11 {CHF} - The kick seeks out Muddiemoose.
4 : 11.15 {CHF} - But Kennedy Parker is better positioned and marks safely.
4 : 11.21 {CHB} - Kennedy Parker threads his way through traffic.
4 : 11.25 {CHB} - Kennedy Parker has run too far.
4 : 11.31 {CHF} - Muddiemoose looking for a lead.
4 : 11.36 {rHFF} - He kicks across the ground towards Shadow Man.
4 : 11.41 {rHFF} - Ticky009 did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 11.46 {rHBF} - So Ant Bear ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 11.5 {rHBF} - Crackerjack bump by Matera92 on Ant Bear.
4 : 11.56 {CHF} - Now Muddiemoose has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 12 {CHF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Electronic_Renaissance.
4 : 12.07 {lHFF} - Finds Matera92 with a handball.
4 : 12.1 {FF} - The kick seeks out Broken.
4 : 12.15 {FF} - ant555 reads the play better and marks.
4 : 12.21 {FB} - ant555 slowing down the play.
4 : 12.25 {FB} - ant555 has a bounce.
4 : 12.31 {rHBF} - Flicks it to Ant Bear.
4 : 12.36 {lW} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
4 : 12.41 {lW} - Ohhh. Firestarter runs back with the flight of the ball and nearly gets cleaned up.
4 : 12.46 {lW} - Nobody's checking Firestarter.
4 : 12.5 {lW} - Great bump by RonnieRaven. Firestarter has not moved.
4 : 12.56 {lW} - Tommycash has a paddock.
4 : 13 {rHFF} - He tries to find Shadow Man with a chip pass.
4 : 13.06 {rHFF} - Shadow Man and Ticky009 both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 13.1 {lHBF} - Taking the ball is Ticky009.
4 : 13.15 {lHBF} - Gives the ball to BloodySwan.
4 : 13.21 {rHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 13.25 {rHBF} - That's a great mark.
4 : 13.31 {rHBF} - Ant Bear slowing down the play.
4 : 13.35 {rHBF} - Heavy knock behind play and it looks like someone's coming off.
4 : 13.41 - <<< Kennedy Parker is trading places with RPCB >>>
Tarks: No one is immune from the wrath of the Swamprats overzealous interchange officials. The admin comes off and he looks about as pleased as Okey did.
We can't hear what he's saying anymore, he's taken off his mic.
4 : 8.51 {rW} - spookism fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 8.57 {CHF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 9.01 {CHF} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
4 : 9.07 {CHB} - MWPP wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 9.11 {CHB} - Great tackle by philreich.
4 : 9.18 {lHFF} - The ball is now with GotTheGoodes.
4 : 9.22 {lHFF} - GotTheGoodes ran into Dingster and came off second-best.
4 : 9.26 {lHBF} - Test Tickle does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 9.32 {lHBF} - Brought down by jackster83.
4 : 9.36 {rHFF} - jackster83 signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 9.42 - <<< ant555 is coming on to replace sataris >>>
4 : 9.51 {rHFF} - jackster83 scoops up the ball.
4 : 9.56 {rHFF} - An underground handpass to Power Raid.
4 : 10.01 {lFP} - A hospital kick.
4 : 10.07 {lFP} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 10.11 {lFP} - Dominic03 dances around Cap.
4 : 10.15 {lFP} - Dominic03 lines up the sticks.
4 : 10.22 {lFP} - One for the highlight reel. What a goal by Dominic03.
Sin City Swamprats : 9.10.64
Las Vegas Bears : 14.12.96
4 : 10.25 {C} - GremioPower knocks the ball down.
4 : 10.36 {lW} - The bounce favours BloodySwan and he is off and running.
4 : 10.42 {CHF} - Thumps the ball forward.
4 : 10.46 {CHF} - philreich gets too far under the ball.
4 : 10.51 {rHBF} - A bit of space for Dingster to utilise.
4 : 10.56 {lW} - That kick makes it hard for Tommycash.
4 : 11.01 {lW} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 11.07 {lW} - Who wants it? Tommycash does. Great stuff.
4 : 11.11 {CHF} - The kick seeks out Muddiemoose.
4 : 11.15 {CHF} - But Kennedy Parker is better positioned and marks safely.
4 : 11.21 {CHB} - Kennedy Parker threads his way through traffic.
4 : 11.25 {CHB} - Kennedy Parker has run too far.
4 : 11.31 {CHF} - Muddiemoose looking for a lead.
4 : 11.36 {rHFF} - He kicks across the ground towards Shadow Man.
4 : 11.41 {rHFF} - Ticky009 did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 11.46 {rHBF} - So Ant Bear ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 11.5 {rHBF} - Crackerjack bump by Matera92 on Ant Bear.
4 : 11.56 {CHF} - Now Muddiemoose has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 12 {CHF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Electronic_Renaissance.
4 : 12.07 {lHFF} - Finds Matera92 with a handball.
4 : 12.1 {FF} - The kick seeks out Broken.
4 : 12.15 {FF} - ant555 reads the play better and marks.
4 : 12.21 {FB} - ant555 slowing down the play.
4 : 12.25 {FB} - ant555 has a bounce.
4 : 12.31 {rHBF} - Flicks it to Ant Bear.
4 : 12.36 {lW} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
4 : 12.41 {lW} - Ohhh. Firestarter runs back with the flight of the ball and nearly gets cleaned up.
4 : 12.46 {lW} - Nobody's checking Firestarter.
4 : 12.5 {lW} - Great bump by RonnieRaven. Firestarter has not moved.
4 : 12.56 {lW} - Tommycash has a paddock.
4 : 13 {rHFF} - He tries to find Shadow Man with a chip pass.
4 : 13.06 {rHFF} - Shadow Man and Ticky009 both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 13.1 {lHBF} - Taking the ball is Ticky009.
4 : 13.15 {lHBF} - Gives the ball to BloodySwan.
4 : 13.21 {rHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 13.25 {rHBF} - That's a great mark.
4 : 13.31 {rHBF} - Ant Bear slowing down the play.
4 : 13.35 {rHBF} - Heavy knock behind play and it looks like someone's coming off.
4 : 13.41 - <<< Kennedy Parker is trading places with RPCB >>>
Tarks: No one is immune from the wrath of the Swamprats overzealous interchange officials. The admin comes off and he looks about as pleased as Okey did.
We can't hear what he's saying anymore, he's taken off his mic.
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Kennedy Parker
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4 : 13.5 {rHBF} - Ant Bear looking for a lead.
4 : 13.56 {CHB} - He kicks sideways towards RPCB.
4 : 14 {CHB} - The ball spills free.
4 : 14.06 {CHB} - RPCB is now off and running.
4 : 14.1 {rW} - His kick is hurried.
4 : 14.15 {rW} - spookism can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 14.21 {rW} - spookism with all the time in the world.
4 : 14.25 {rW} - A wild handball - but luckily GremioPower was well placed to clean up.
4 : 14.31 {rW} - That's a trip surely.
4 : 14.35 {lW} - The ball is now with Tommycash.
4 : 14.39 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 14.45 {lHFF} - He's still going.
4 : 14.49 {lHFF} - Finds I Dont Care with a handball.
4 : 14.55 {rHFF} - Quick hands to Shadow Man under pressure.
4 : 15 {rHFF} - Handpass to space. Millky95 runs onto it.
4 : 15.06 {rHFF} - A slick handpass goes to Shadow Man.
4 : 15.1 {CHF} - Handballs over the top to Muddiemoose.
4 : 15.14 {lHFF} - Passes to Matera92 by hand.
4 : 15.2 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. Electronic_Renaissance runs onto it.
4 : 15.24 {lHFF} - This could be goal of the match.
4 : 15.31 {lHFF} - That's number 2 for Electronic_Renaissance.
Sin City Swamprats : 9.10.64
Las Vegas Bears : 15.12.102
4 : 15.35 {C} - The ball is bounced and GremioPower gets the tap.
4 : 15.45 {lW} - Firestarter slowing down the play.
4 : 15.49 {lW} - Hands it off to GremioPower.
4 : 15.55 {rW} - An underground handpass to spookism.
4 : 16 {rW} - spookism sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 16.06 {rW} - spookism kicks to gain distance but the umpire calls deliberate.
4 : 16.1 {lW} - Tommycash has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 16.14 {lW} - There's been a push-out and Tommycash will lose the ball.
4 : 16.2 {lW} - Firestarter signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 16.24 {CHF} - The kick seeks out philreich.
4 : 16.3 {CHF} - Too strong philreich.
4 : 16.34 {CHF} - philreich to send the ball forward.
4 : 16.38 {CHF} - A poor handpass but Power Raid is up to the challenge.
4 : 16.45 {FF} - A hospital kick.
4 : 16.49 {FF} - JoshWoodenSpoon must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
4 : 16.55 {FB} - Nobody's checking JoshWoodenSpoon.
4 : 16.59 {FB} - In danger.
4 : 17.03 {FF} - Jewelsbon sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 17.1 {FF} - This could be a goal to Jewelsbon.
4 : 17.13 {FF} - That looked like a goal from here. But one behind only.
Sin City Swamprats : 9.11.65
Las Vegas Bears : 15.12.102
4 : 17.23 {FB} - Cap has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 17.3 {CHB} - Finds Electronic_Renaissance with a handball.
4 : 17.34 {lBP} - Handpasses to kane249.
4 : 17.38 {rHBF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
4 : 17.45 {rHBF} - He can't hold it.
4 : 17.49 {lHFF} - GotTheGoodes with the ball now.
4 : 17.55 {FF} - His kick is hurried.
4 : 17.59 {FF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to JoshWoodenSpoon.
4 : 18.03 {FB} - JoshWoodenSpoon looks downfield.
4 : 18.09 {rHBF} - A measured kick to Dingster.
4 : 18.13 {rHBF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 18.19 {rHFF} - jackster83 with the ball now.
4 : 18.23 {lFP} - Searching pass in the direction of Dominic03.
4 : 18.3 {lFP} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 18.34 {FB} - Now JoshWoodenSpoon has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 18.38 {FB} - A wild handball - but luckily Millky95 was well placed to clean up.
4 : 18.45 {FB} - Millky95 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 18.48 {lHBF} - He kicks towards Test Tickle and jackster83.
4 : 18.55 {lHBF} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 18.58 {lHBF} - The bounce favours Test Tickle and he is off and running.
4 : 19.03 - <<< tony is coming on to replace Dingster >>>
4 : 19.13 {lHBF} - Test Tickle with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 19.19 {CHB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 19.23 {lW} - Kicks to a contest - Tommycash looks to get to thre front.
4 : 19.3 {lW} - spookism claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 19.34 {lW} - Quality gather by Tommycash.
4 : 19.38 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 19.44 {rHFF} - Kicks in the direction of Shadow Man.
4 : 19.48 {rHFF} - The ball spills free.
4 : 19.54 {lHBF} - Ticky009 has a paddock.
4 : 19.58 {lHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 20.02 {rHBF} - Flicks it to Ant Bear.
4 : 20.08 {lW} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 20.13 {lW} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 20.19 {rW} - Running with the ball is RonnieRaven.
4 : 20.23 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards Supersuns.
4 : 20.3 {C} - Supersuns at the back of the pack takes the mark!.
4 : 20.33 {C} - Supersuns has it.
4 : 20.37 - <<< sataris is coming on to replace okeydoke7 >>>
Tarks: The superstar is in cotton wool now, humiliatingly substituted out again. The silence this off season will be deafening.
4 : 13.56 {CHB} - He kicks sideways towards RPCB.
4 : 14 {CHB} - The ball spills free.
4 : 14.06 {CHB} - RPCB is now off and running.
4 : 14.1 {rW} - His kick is hurried.
4 : 14.15 {rW} - spookism can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 14.21 {rW} - spookism with all the time in the world.
4 : 14.25 {rW} - A wild handball - but luckily GremioPower was well placed to clean up.
4 : 14.31 {rW} - That's a trip surely.
4 : 14.35 {lW} - The ball is now with Tommycash.
4 : 14.39 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 14.45 {lHFF} - He's still going.
4 : 14.49 {lHFF} - Finds I Dont Care with a handball.
4 : 14.55 {rHFF} - Quick hands to Shadow Man under pressure.
4 : 15 {rHFF} - Handpass to space. Millky95 runs onto it.
4 : 15.06 {rHFF} - A slick handpass goes to Shadow Man.
4 : 15.1 {CHF} - Handballs over the top to Muddiemoose.
4 : 15.14 {lHFF} - Passes to Matera92 by hand.
4 : 15.2 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. Electronic_Renaissance runs onto it.
4 : 15.24 {lHFF} - This could be goal of the match.
4 : 15.31 {lHFF} - That's number 2 for Electronic_Renaissance.
Sin City Swamprats : 9.10.64
Las Vegas Bears : 15.12.102
4 : 15.35 {C} - The ball is bounced and GremioPower gets the tap.
4 : 15.45 {lW} - Firestarter slowing down the play.
4 : 15.49 {lW} - Hands it off to GremioPower.
4 : 15.55 {rW} - An underground handpass to spookism.
4 : 16 {rW} - spookism sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 16.06 {rW} - spookism kicks to gain distance but the umpire calls deliberate.
4 : 16.1 {lW} - Tommycash has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 16.14 {lW} - There's been a push-out and Tommycash will lose the ball.
4 : 16.2 {lW} - Firestarter signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 16.24 {CHF} - The kick seeks out philreich.
4 : 16.3 {CHF} - Too strong philreich.
4 : 16.34 {CHF} - philreich to send the ball forward.
4 : 16.38 {CHF} - A poor handpass but Power Raid is up to the challenge.
4 : 16.45 {FF} - A hospital kick.
4 : 16.49 {FF} - JoshWoodenSpoon must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
4 : 16.55 {FB} - Nobody's checking JoshWoodenSpoon.
4 : 16.59 {FB} - In danger.
4 : 17.03 {FF} - Jewelsbon sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 17.1 {FF} - This could be a goal to Jewelsbon.
4 : 17.13 {FF} - That looked like a goal from here. But one behind only.
Sin City Swamprats : 9.11.65
Las Vegas Bears : 15.12.102
4 : 17.23 {FB} - Cap has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 17.3 {CHB} - Finds Electronic_Renaissance with a handball.
4 : 17.34 {lBP} - Handpasses to kane249.
4 : 17.38 {rHBF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
4 : 17.45 {rHBF} - He can't hold it.
4 : 17.49 {lHFF} - GotTheGoodes with the ball now.
4 : 17.55 {FF} - His kick is hurried.
4 : 17.59 {FF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to JoshWoodenSpoon.
4 : 18.03 {FB} - JoshWoodenSpoon looks downfield.
4 : 18.09 {rHBF} - A measured kick to Dingster.
4 : 18.13 {rHBF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 18.19 {rHFF} - jackster83 with the ball now.
4 : 18.23 {lFP} - Searching pass in the direction of Dominic03.
4 : 18.3 {lFP} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 18.34 {FB} - Now JoshWoodenSpoon has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 18.38 {FB} - A wild handball - but luckily Millky95 was well placed to clean up.
4 : 18.45 {FB} - Millky95 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 18.48 {lHBF} - He kicks towards Test Tickle and jackster83.
4 : 18.55 {lHBF} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 18.58 {lHBF} - The bounce favours Test Tickle and he is off and running.
4 : 19.03 - <<< tony is coming on to replace Dingster >>>
4 : 19.13 {lHBF} - Test Tickle with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 19.19 {CHB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 19.23 {lW} - Kicks to a contest - Tommycash looks to get to thre front.
4 : 19.3 {lW} - spookism claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 19.34 {lW} - Quality gather by Tommycash.
4 : 19.38 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 19.44 {rHFF} - Kicks in the direction of Shadow Man.
4 : 19.48 {rHFF} - The ball spills free.
4 : 19.54 {lHBF} - Ticky009 has a paddock.
4 : 19.58 {lHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 20.02 {rHBF} - Flicks it to Ant Bear.
4 : 20.08 {lW} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 20.13 {lW} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 20.19 {rW} - Running with the ball is RonnieRaven.
4 : 20.23 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards Supersuns.
4 : 20.3 {C} - Supersuns at the back of the pack takes the mark!.
4 : 20.33 {C} - Supersuns has it.
4 : 20.37 - <<< sataris is coming on to replace okeydoke7 >>>
Tarks: The superstar is in cotton wool now, humiliatingly substituted out again. The silence this off season will be deafening.
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Kennedy Parker
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4 : 20.48 {C} - Now Supersuns has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 20.54 {rW} - Quick hands to RonnieRaven.
4 : 20.58 {C} - A long looping handpass to Supersuns.
4 : 21.02 {C} - Supersuns dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 21.08 {C} - Supersuns ran into Grav and came off second-best.
4 : 21.13 {C} - Grav tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 21.19 {C} - Grav dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 21.23 {C} - And that'll be a throw in... Wait... The umpire says its deliberate. I don't believe this.
4 : 21.27 {lW} - Tommycash takes off.
4 : 21.33 {CHF} - Sees Muddiemoose ahead and sends it his way.
4 : 21.37 {CHF} - Muddiemoose can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 21.43 {CHB} - RPCB looks downfield.
4 : 21.47 {rHBF} - He handpasses to Ant Bear.
4 : 21.53 {rHBF} - Ant Bear is chased down by Matera92 - great effort!.
4 : 21.58 {CHF} - The ball is now with Muddiemoose.
4 : 22.02 - <<< TheDarkDwarf is coming on to replace spookism >>>
4 : 22.12 {CHF} - Muddiemoose with the ball now.
4 : 22.19 {FF} - Sees Broken ahead and sends it his way.
4 : 22.23 {FF} - ant555 rises over the pack majestically.
4 : 22.27 {FB} - ant555 has it.
4 : 22.33 {FB} - An underground handpass to Power Raid.
4 : 22.37 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to GremioPower.
4 : 22.43 {CHB} - Electronic_Renaissance monsters GremioPower.
4 : 22.47 {lHFF} - The ball is now with Matera92.
4 : 22.53 - <<< CountryLad is coming on to replace RonnieRaven >>>
4 : 23.02 {lHFF} - Matera92 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 23.08 {lHFF} - Ant Bear monsters Matera92.
4 : 23.12 {rHBF} - Ant Bear has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 23.18 {CHB} - Gets a handpass away to RPCB.
4 : 23.22 {rW} - A kick towards TheDarkDwarf territory.
4 : 23.27 {rW} - No mark taken as TheDarkDwarf and Tommycash wrestle for position.
4 : 23.32 {lW} - So Tommycash ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 23.37 {lW} - Tommycash nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 23.43 {CHF} - He kicks long and low.
4 : 23.47 {CHF} - Spoilt by RPCB.
4 : 23.51 {CHB} - The ball is now with RPCB.
4 : 23.57 {rHBF} - Quick hands to Ant Bear under pressure.
4 : 24.01 {lW} - Kicks to a contest - Firestarter looks to get to thre front.
4 : 24.08 {lW} - Firestarter spills the mark.
4 : 24.12 {lW} - Firestarter takes them on.
4 : 24.18 - <<< spookism is coming on to replace Ant Bear >>>
4 : 24.27 {lW} - Who wants it? Firestarter does. Great stuff.
4 : 24.32 {rHFF} - Almost a throw to jackster83.
4 : 24.37 {CHF} - philreich screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 24.43 {CHF} - MWPP drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 24.47 {CHF} - philreich sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 24.51 {CHF} - He gets a handpass to BloodySwan.
4 : 24.57 {CHF} - Quick hands to Power Raid under pressure.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Sin City Swamprats : 9.11.65
Las Vegas Bears : 15.12.102
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Match Over!
Tarks: Everyone and no one wanted to see this simultaneously. Okey doesn’t get the job done, his replacement squanders a few opportunities that you’d think the superstar would have swallowed, and the masses leave the Outhouse not having witnessed history. The tension is palpable. Tarkyn_24 is still indisputably the greatest. Congratulations to the Bears on your win. I’ll be doubling my appearance fee for round one next season.
Okey, I’m sorry. We’re all sorry. Please be merciful with your volume of forthcoming media.
4 : 20.54 {rW} - Quick hands to RonnieRaven.
4 : 20.58 {C} - A long looping handpass to Supersuns.
4 : 21.02 {C} - Supersuns dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 21.08 {C} - Supersuns ran into Grav and came off second-best.
4 : 21.13 {C} - Grav tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 21.19 {C} - Grav dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 21.23 {C} - And that'll be a throw in... Wait... The umpire says its deliberate. I don't believe this.
4 : 21.27 {lW} - Tommycash takes off.
4 : 21.33 {CHF} - Sees Muddiemoose ahead and sends it his way.
4 : 21.37 {CHF} - Muddiemoose can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 21.43 {CHB} - RPCB looks downfield.
4 : 21.47 {rHBF} - He handpasses to Ant Bear.
4 : 21.53 {rHBF} - Ant Bear is chased down by Matera92 - great effort!.
4 : 21.58 {CHF} - The ball is now with Muddiemoose.
4 : 22.02 - <<< TheDarkDwarf is coming on to replace spookism >>>
4 : 22.12 {CHF} - Muddiemoose with the ball now.
4 : 22.19 {FF} - Sees Broken ahead and sends it his way.
4 : 22.23 {FF} - ant555 rises over the pack majestically.
4 : 22.27 {FB} - ant555 has it.
4 : 22.33 {FB} - An underground handpass to Power Raid.
4 : 22.37 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to GremioPower.
4 : 22.43 {CHB} - Electronic_Renaissance monsters GremioPower.
4 : 22.47 {lHFF} - The ball is now with Matera92.
4 : 22.53 - <<< CountryLad is coming on to replace RonnieRaven >>>
4 : 23.02 {lHFF} - Matera92 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 23.08 {lHFF} - Ant Bear monsters Matera92.
4 : 23.12 {rHBF} - Ant Bear has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 23.18 {CHB} - Gets a handpass away to RPCB.
4 : 23.22 {rW} - A kick towards TheDarkDwarf territory.
4 : 23.27 {rW} - No mark taken as TheDarkDwarf and Tommycash wrestle for position.
4 : 23.32 {lW} - So Tommycash ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 23.37 {lW} - Tommycash nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 23.43 {CHF} - He kicks long and low.
4 : 23.47 {CHF} - Spoilt by RPCB.
4 : 23.51 {CHB} - The ball is now with RPCB.
4 : 23.57 {rHBF} - Quick hands to Ant Bear under pressure.
4 : 24.01 {lW} - Kicks to a contest - Firestarter looks to get to thre front.
4 : 24.08 {lW} - Firestarter spills the mark.
4 : 24.12 {lW} - Firestarter takes them on.
4 : 24.18 - <<< spookism is coming on to replace Ant Bear >>>
4 : 24.27 {lW} - Who wants it? Firestarter does. Great stuff.
4 : 24.32 {rHFF} - Almost a throw to jackster83.
4 : 24.37 {CHF} - philreich screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 24.43 {CHF} - MWPP drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 24.47 {CHF} - philreich sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 24.51 {CHF} - He gets a handpass to BloodySwan.
4 : 24.57 {CHF} - Quick hands to Power Raid under pressure.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Sin City Swamprats : 9.11.65
Las Vegas Bears : 15.12.102
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Match Over!
Tarks: Everyone and no one wanted to see this simultaneously. Okey doesn’t get the job done, his replacement squanders a few opportunities that you’d think the superstar would have swallowed, and the masses leave the Outhouse not having witnessed history. The tension is palpable. Tarkyn_24 is still indisputably the greatest. Congratulations to the Bears on your win. I’ll be doubling my appearance fee for round one next season.
Okey, I’m sorry. We’re all sorry. Please be merciful with your volume of forthcoming media.
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The sim does often move in mysterious ways. Kennedy Parker in your expert opinion, do you think today's (more than likely) loss will have a detrimental effect on our finals hopes?
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AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :
GOAL BY GOAL :
TIME ON GROUND :
MATCH-UPS :
Rich (BB code):
SCS SENIORS Vs LVB SENIORS
SCS 0 3 3 4 6 9 9 11 65
LVB 6 4 8 7 12 11 15 12 102
SCS HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt LVB HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt
Kennedy Pa 0 6 3 8 2 1 3 0 0 43 Cap 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 5
ant555 0 4 2 7 3 0 0 0 0 44 JoshWooden 0 2 3 2 0 1 3 0 0 11
sataris 0 3 4 5 0 0 2 0 0 25 kane249 0 5 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 21
spookism 0 3 4 6 1 0 3 0 1 29 tony 0 1 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 11
RPCB 0 6 1 7 0 0 0 0 0 35 MWPP 0 1 2 5 0 0 0 0 0 19
Ticky009 0 3 1 8 1 0 0 0 0 32 Test Tickl 0 3 5 6 1 1 0 0 0 41
TheDarkDwa 0 5 5 4 1 0 0 0 0 42 CountryLad 0 1 2 4 0 0 1 0 1 15
Grav 0 7 3 8 5 1 1 1 0 70 Supersuns 0 9 4 15 2 1 1 0 1 76
Firestarte 0 10 4 11 3 0 0 0 0 76 Tommycash 0 19 6 10 2 2 2 0 2 101
jackster83 0 7 1 4 0 0 1 1 2 37 Shadow Man 0 0 2 4 1 0 2 0 0 12
philreich 0 4 3 6 1 0 0 1 0 43 Muddiemoos 0 10 3 4 0 1 1 1 0 51
GotTheGood 0 1 3 4 0 1 1 0 0 18 Matera92 0 4 3 9 0 0 2 0 0 33
KinderSmoc 0 2 1 1 0 0 0 1 1 18 Jezmiester 0 4 1 1 0 1 0 2 2 32
Jewelsbon 0 3 0 1 1 2 1 1 2 22 Broken 0 6 0 0 0 1 0 3 3 40
Dominic03 0 4 0 0 0 0 1 1 3 18 Art Vandel 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 36
GremioPowe 12 12 0 12 1 1 2 1 0 77 I Dont Car 8 6 0 5 2 0 1 2 0 53
BloodySwan 0 4 1 3 4 1 0 0 0 38 Millky95 0 9 0 11 12 3 1 1 2 105
Power Raid 0 8 0 13 3 6 0 0 2 70 Electronic 0 10 0 15 7 5 0 2 1 106
okeydoke7 0 2 1 1 1 0 0 2 0 27 Dingster 0 6 2 7 1 0 0 0 0 42
Ant Bear 0 5 2 4 0 1 1 0 0 27 RonnieRave 0 4 4 12 1 0 0 0 0 52
Rich (BB code):
SCS LVB
Hitouts : 12 9
Kicks : 99 104
Marks : 39 37
Handballs : 113 117
Tackles : 27 30
Frees For : 14 16
Frees Ag. : 16 14
Smothers : 1 1
Ironouts : 5 10
Inside50 : 14 18
Goals : 9 15
Behinds : 11 12GOAL BY GOAL :
Rich (BB code):
First Quarter :
.59 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 1 point(s).
1.45 - Goal to Broken (LVB) - LVB by 7 point(s).
4.23 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 13 point(s).
5.54 - Behind to Electronic_Renaissance (LVB) - LVB by 14 point(s).
6.39 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 20 point(s).
7.47 - Goal to Muddiemoose (LVB) - LVB by 26 point(s).
9.18 - Behind to Power Raid (SCS) - LVB by 25 point(s).
10.11 - Behind to Dominic03 (SCS) - LVB by 24 point(s).
15.21 - Behind to spookism (SCS) - LVB by 23 point(s).
18.4 - Behind to Supersuns (LVB) - LVB by 24 point(s).
19.51 - Behind to Broken (LVB) - LVB by 25 point(s).
21.15 - Goal to Millky95 (LVB) - LVB by 31 point(s).
24.28 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 37 point(s).
Second Quarter :
6.12 - Goal to Electronic_Renaissance (LVB) - LVB by 43 point(s).
8.16 - Behind to jackster83 (SCS) - LVB by 42 point(s).
9.16 - Goal to okeydoke7 (SCS) - LVB by 36 point(s).
10.3 - Goal to okeydoke7 (SCS) - LVB by 30 point(s).
15.28 - Behind to CountryLad (LVB) - LVB by 31 point(s).
16.14 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 32 point(s).
20.23 - Goal to philreich (SCS) - LVB by 26 point(s).
23.16 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 27 point(s).
24.27 - Goal to I Dont Care (LVB) - LVB by 33 point(s).
Third Quarter :
.28 - Behind to Tommycash (LVB) - LVB by 34 point(s).
1.03 - Goal to Broken (LVB) - LVB by 40 point(s).
2.44 - Goal to I Dont Care (LVB) - LVB by 46 point(s).
3.27 - Behind to Tommycash (LVB) - LVB by 47 point(s).
4.27 - Goal to Jezmiester40 (LVB) - LVB by 53 point(s).
6.12 - Behind to Broken (LVB) - LVB by 54 point(s).
9.51 - Rushed behind to SCS - LVB by 53 point(s).
11.25 - Behind to Power Raid (SCS) - LVB by 52 point(s).
12.1 - Goal to Jewelsbon (SCS) - LVB by 46 point(s).
14.39 - Behind to jackster83 (SCS) - LVB by 45 point(s).
15.2 - Behind to Dominic03 (SCS) - LVB by 44 point(s).
16.1 - Behind to Jewelsbon (SCS) - LVB by 43 point(s).
16.59 - Goal to KinderSmock (SCS) - LVB by 37 point(s).
17.53 - Goal to jackster83 (SCS) - LVB by 31 point(s).
22.27 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 32 point(s).
23.37 - Goal to Broken (LVB) - LVB by 38 point(s).
Final Quarter :
2.03 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 44 point(s).
2.44 - Behind to Millky95 (LVB) - LVB by 45 point(s).
5.23 - Goal to Grav (SCS) - LVB by 39 point(s).
6.58 - Behind to Dominic03 (SCS) - LVB by 38 point(s).
7.47 - Goal to GremioPower (SCS) - LVB by 32 point(s).
8.43 - Goal to Jezmiester40 (LVB) - LVB by 38 point(s).
10.25 - Goal to Dominic03 (SCS) - LVB by 32 point(s).
15.35 - Goal to Electronic_Renaissance (LVB) - LVB by 38 point(s).
17.2 - Behind to Jewelsbon (SCS) - LVB by 37 point(s).TIME ON GROUND :
Rich (BB code):
SCS
RPCB 0 (On) Total : 100%
sataris 0 (On) 84.42 (Off) 95.37 (On) Total : 89%
Ant Bear 0 (On) 59.26 (Off) 74.47 (On) 99.18 (Off) Total : 84%
TheDarkDwarf 0 (On) 74.47 (Off) 97.02 (On) Total : 77%
Kennedy Parker 0 (On) Total : 100%
BloodySwan 0 (On) 20.4 (Off) 54.03 (On) Total : 66%
spookism 0 (On) 97.02 (Off) 99.18 (On) Total : 97%
Grav 0 (On) Total : 100%
Firestarter 0 (On) Total : 100%
jackster83 0 (On) Total : 100%
philreich 0 (On) Total : 100%
GotTheGoodes 0 (On) Total : 100%
Jewelsbon 0 (On) 56.22 (Off) 57.16 (On) Total : 99%
okeydoke7 0 (On) 57.16 (Off) 59.26 (On) 95.37 (Off) Total : 93%
Dominic03 0 (On) Total : 100%
GremioPower 0 (On) Total : 100%
ant555 0 (On) 54.03 (Off) 84.42 (On) Total : 69%
Power Raid 0 (On) Total : 100%
Ticky009 0 (Off) 20.4 (On) Total : 78%
KinderSmock 0 (Off) 56.22 (On) Total : 43%
LVB
tony 0 (On) 79.27 (Off) 94.03 (On) Total : 85%
JoshWoodenSpoon 0 (On) Total : 100%
kane249 0 (On) Total : 100%
Dingster 0 (On) 94.03 (Off) Total : 94%
MWPP 0 (On) Total : 100%
Test Tickle 0 (On) Total : 100%
RonnieRaven 0 (On) 97.53 (Off) Total : 97%
Supersuns 0 (On) Total : 100%
Tommycash 0 (On) Total : 100%
CountryLad 0 (On) 53.48 (Off) 97.53 (On) Total : 56%
Muddiemoose 0 (On) Total : 100%
Matera92 0 (On) Total : 100%
Jezmiester40 0 (On) Total : 100%
Broken 0 (On) Total : 100%
Art Vandelay_ 0 (On) Total : 100%
Cap 0 (On) 4.4 (Off) 79.27 (On) Total : 25%
Millky95 0 (On) Total : 100%
Electronic_Renaissan 0 (On) Total : 100%
I Dont Care 0 (Off) 4.4 (On) Total : 94%
Shadow Man 0 (Off) 53.48 (On) Total : 46%
Total : 3600 Average : 90.00001MATCH-UPS :
- In what was a very slow day for both, Jezmiester40 had Ant Bear's measure. - 55m from 1 to 56.
- Neither having much reason to brag, Matera92 either broke even with Ant Bear or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 21m from 78 to 99.
- In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, RPCB and Art Vandelay_ were evenly matched. - 73m from 3 to 76.
- Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, CountryLad and BloodySwan were evenly matched. - 14m from 0 to 14.
- In a resume-material performance, Millky95 won the bout with BloodySwan. - 46m from 54 to 100.
- While overall a quiet day for both players, ant555 massacred Broken. - 10m from 87 to 97.
- Toe to toe throughout, Broken beat sataris today - but not by much. - 76m from 1 to 77.
- Neither having much reason to brag, Cap did very well against Dominic03. - 12m from 81 to 93.
- Neither having much reason to brag, Cap had the better of GremioPower. - 4m from 0 to 4.
- Neither having much reason to brag, Firestarter and CountryLad were hard to separate - though Firestarter was slightly more effective. - 0m from 99 to 99.
- Neither having much reason to brag, CountryLad and Ticky009 had an epic contest. - 19m from 29 to 48.
- While both players struggled to make an impact, Dingster did very well against GotTheGoodes. - 80m from 13 to 93.
- Neither having much reason to brag, tony had the better of Dominic03. - 57m from 9 to 66.
- In a resume-material performance, Electronic_Renaissance exposed Power Raid's frailties. - 97m from 3 to 100.
- In an epic battle, Firestarter either broke even with RonnieRaven or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 94m from 2 to 96.
- In an epic battle, it could be argued that Grav had the better game against Supersuns - although there was very little in it. - 96m from 0 to 96.
- In an epic battle, it could be argued that GremioPower had the better game against I Dont Care - although there was very little in it. - 93m from 6 to 99.
- While both players struggled to make an impact, Jewelsbon had the better of JoshWoodenSpoon. - 34m from 59 to 93.
- Neither getting, near the ball much, kane249 was way too good for Jewelsbon. - 33m from 10 to 43.
- Neither having much reason to brag, not much between okeydoke7 and Jezmiester40 - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 11m from 72 to 83.
- In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, okeydoke7 beat JoshWoodenSpoon today - but not by much. - 37m from 10 to 47.
- While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Kennedy Parker beat Muddiemoose today - but not by much. - 84m from 3 to 87.
- Neither having much reason to brag, KinderSmock was slightly more polished than kane249. - 33m from 59 to 92.
- Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, TheDarkDwarf exposed Matera92's frailties. - 71m from 3 to 74.
- While not all all one-way, Millky95 was slightly more polished than ant555. - 52m from 0 to 52.
- Neither having much reason to brag, not much between RPCB and Muddiemoose - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 10m from 89 to 99.
- While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, not much between philreich and MWPP - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 90m from 9 to 99.
- While both players struggled to make an impact, Ticky009 came out tops over the brave Shadow Man. - 38m from 57 to 95.
- In quite a tussle, Test Tickle came out tops over the brave jackster83. - 89m from 10 to 99.
- In what was a very slow day for both, Tommycash won the bout with TheDarkDwarf. - 0m from 98 to 98.
- In quite a display, Tommycash had spookism's measure. - 96m from 0 to 96.
The Majestic
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One of the funniest footnotes in the Sweet FA history, so for that I applaud.
okeydoke7
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The Filth Wizard you thought I brought the league into disrepute I’m Season 21, wait until you see me this off-season 
The Filth Wizard
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Oof
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The Filth Wizard you thought I brought the league into disrepute I’m Season 21, wait until you see me this off-season
I might team up with you.
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The Majestic
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I am just waiting for the Swampies to start off on -24 points for all of this too.The Filth Wizard you thought I brought the league into disrepute I’m Season 21, wait until you see me this off-season
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yikes
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Club B&F night will be fun.
You’re only as good as your last game and 4 snags is a considerably better outing than Donuts92
You’re only as good as your last game and 4 snags is a considerably better outing than Donuts92
spudmaster
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You might beat him to the 1000
croweater 41
Making my way downtown, Walking fast.
Kennedy Parker
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Yeah.. that was rough.
ShaunDuggan
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Amazing.
Kennedy Parker
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Serious question: Do people genuinely believe that the league is boring?
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I've seen seme serious backfires in my time and this is right up there. I'm sure you'll get to 1000 one day dude.
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